US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

JOE CANCELLED

NO NEW TIME SET BY WHITE HOUSE FOR REMARKS

Guys, don't tell HHH, but I have it on good authority that Q predicted this.

 

[Gehenna]

Source? White House site still says waiting shortly, and I don't feel like looking through twitter to find some notification there.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

If you are responsible for one of the legitimate votes this absolute fucking joke of a "leader" got, I just want to say that there is not way to win your honor back. Not even real seppuku would save you or your family's name.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>left house around 12pm
>just came back 5 minutes ago
>"gee I hope i didn't miss anything too important"
<NOPE, fucker still hasn't shown up
Late and gay doesn't even begin to describe it

 

[draggs]

Source? White House site still says waiting shortly, and I don't feel like looking through twitter to find some notification there.

Sebastian Smith, Agence France Presse (AFP) White House correspondent

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

You either have to be a legit retard or a legit NPC to support or defend Biden at this point. Holy Fuck.

 

[Scale Smerch]

Fox stated the first time he spoke about Afghanistan he was 40-45 minutes late. I thought he was only about 15 minutes late. Good ol' unreliable Joe!

Fox is wrong, he was ~15 minutes for that one.

Also waiting on better confirmation he cancelled this one, because oh boy that won't look good if true given the stuff coming out today.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

dems literally at this stage atm:

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

"Trump was the real preside-"

Don't you just hate gunshots?

They always cut people off at the important bits.

 

[Sithis]

You either have to be a legit retard or a legit NPC to support or defend Biden at this point. Holy Fuck.

There is another way.
A darker path.
Those who are actively trying to destroy this country and wish evil upon us seem to think he's pretty great.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

How much did autistic faggot @Hollywood Hulk Hogan pay you to give such a sloppy blow job, because if I were him I'd ask for my money back.

Your irrational reactions to this guy amuse me. Please continue.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Q predicted HHH would shit up this thread.

Blocking him last November has proven to have been a wise investment so far for me.

 

[Gehenna]

Fox is wrong, he was ~15 minutes for that one.

Also waiting on better confirmation he cancelled this one, because oh boy that won't look good if true given the stuff coming out today.

They appear to be delayed indefinitely not canceled outright.

 

[draggs]

Your irrational reactions to this guy amuse me. Please continue.

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Ewww don't post loli you freak

 

[Strong Tomato]

Probably still happening, just not yet.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Blocking him last November has proven to have been a wise investment so far for me.

Weirdly enough I mentioned that earlier, the fact that site readability goes up without him.

 

[draggs]

They appear to be delayed indefinitely not canceled outright.

Delayed indefinitely, cancelled, at this point what difference does it make?!

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Weirdly enough I mentioned that earlier, the fact that site readability goes up without him.

I think he's funny. He's like Dyn except he's completely serious and gets mad when you don't take him seriously.

 

[Penis Drager]

Blocking him last November has proven to have been a wise investment so far for me.

Blocking people is pussy shit.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

There is another way.
A darker path.
Those who are actively trying to destroy this country and wish evil upon us seem to think he's pretty great.

I dunno.

I'm a firm believer in abolishing the Fed, that the whole country needs to be torn down and started anew.

I still think he's a fucking retard for stranding thousands of citizens in Afghanistan.