US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[StevieLasVegas]

I know it's the secret service's job to protect the president at all costs, but goddamn. I would've gone Jamie Lannister on Biden shortly after he kept spinning this shitstorm if I were in their shoes for the same reason Jamie killed the king. No way would I be able to sleep at night knowing I am protecting someone who is damn near doing nothing to save thousands of my own countrymen.

 

[soy_king]

Anyway, I will let you guys get back to your thread. For the love of god, stop tagging me, I get enough notifications as is

This is the retard who demanded that everyone @ him when talking about him or they were cowards. Well you got what you wanted, didn't you, faggot?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I think one reason Dems are so gung-ho on keeping muh masks is because it makes it easier for them to hide their expressions when the Most Popular President Evahhhh speaks.

I can totally imagine Kamala biting her lip or making any of the bajillion "angry ren" faces behind that mask

 

[Dona Morte]

This is the retard who demanded that everyone @ him when talking about him or they were cowards. Well you got what you wanted, didn't you, faggot?

Criticism is hard for some people.

 

[Oats12345]

>I have seen no question of our credibility from our allies
JOE...
PARLIAMENT HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!?!

I can't belive he said that!!!! Like Dude Britain's leadership are piss at you.

And just before that he said there is no evidence of Americans being stopped at the checkpoints.

What a fucking Moran.

He just said: ""The reason we weren't being attacked was because of a deal that Trump had made."

Don't think his handlers or him thought through how that actually would play.

So he just admitted that Trump's deal was better than his. I love this.

Can we appreciate the fact that a completely scripted "press conference" went THAT bad?

I'm loving it. No saving Biden now. And it's not even one year yet

 

[Gehenna]

Once this is over, and if Biden/Harris are significantly hurt by it, I predict the presstitutes will continue to try to WhatAboutTrump/WhatAboutCovid their way out of it.

"It's not faaair! Afghanistan hurt Biden more than Covid hurt Drumpf! The MAGAchuds won't do our bidding!"

The press is a bunch of backstabbing assholes. The problem for Biden is they are a bunch of backstabbing assholes. They are already turning on him.

 

[Absolutego]

Oh, that ship SAILED. Proof of it lies in her response, saying she was dealing with Haiti. Notice how in the early days of the admin she was constantly butting in, even taking initiative and making calls to foreign leaders on her own accord.

And now she can't have LESS initiative, Outright trying to force herself away from anything. She stopped wanting that job a while ago.

I think she still wants it, but doesn't want to be anywhere near this administration. I'd expect a 2028 run from her, tbh.
She did a similar thing in her run for the Senate, distancing herself from her time in SF as district attorney and instead emphasizing her statewide efforts as CA's attorney general.
Above all else, Harris is a quintessential political animal and knows to run away when her associations could hurt her.

 

[Dona Morte]

Lol no they didn't. They just said Biden fucked up.

Like he said, if Trump won and this still happened, would you regret your vote and be this upset about it? I highly doubt it


So you were against Trump's handling of covid, then? That was pure lack of leadership

Anyway, I will let you guys get back to your thread. For the love of god, stop tagging me, I get enough notifications as is

No I was NOT against his handling of COVID.
Go do your thing and stop crying when people tag you.

 

[Meat Target]

The press is a bunch of backstabbing assholes. The problem for Biden is they are a bunch of backstabbing assholes. They are already turning on him.

By turning on Biden, they're Sudoku'ing what's left of their credibility (which is already in shambles).

Then again, continuing to be Pravda would eventually have the same result.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

The press are finally doing what they are supposed to be doing, but it's too late because people see they're only doing it to try and save their own asses for propping up this demented old bastard in the first place.

 

[Gehenna]

I think she still wants it, but doesn't want to be anywhere near this administration. I'd expect a 2028 run from her, tbh.
She did a similar thing in her run for the Senate, distancing herself from her time in SF as district attorney and instead emphasizing her statewide efforts.
Above all else, Harris is a quintessential political animal and knows to run away when her associations could hurt her.

The problem, she -can't- run. She could run before because she was going from a Local post to a State post and so could tank the hit from the local area that hated her to appeal to the large state. That only works going from a lesser position to a greater. So Local > State > Federal.

VP is federal, there is no more room upwards.

 

[Salubrious]

I fully expect that last journo that asked about trusting the Taliban to end up vanned within 48 hours.

 

[The Last Stand]

I think she still wants it, but doesn't want to be anywhere near this administration. I'd expect a 2028 run from her, tbh.
She did a similar thing in her run for the Senate, distancing herself from her time in SF as district attorney and instead emphasizing her statewide efforts as CA's attorney general.
Above all else, Harris is a quintessential political animal and knows to run away when her associations could hurt her.

Well, too fucking bad. What she got is what she got.

 

[Oats12345]

I better not hear "but mean tweets" every again after this bullshit.

 

[Salubrious]

The problem, she -can't- run. She could run before because she was going from a Local post to a State post and so could tank the hit from the local area that hated her to appeal to the large state. That only works going from a lesser position to a greater. So Local > State > Federal.

VP is federal, there is no more room upwards.

She can't run because she couldn't even break 5% vote in her own state.

Is there ANY scenario that you see in which Kamala would actually win a fair and honest primary? And I don't think they'll be rigging any in her favor any time soon.

 

[Gehenna]

She can't run because she couldn't even break 5% vote in her own state.

Is there ANY scenario that you see in which Kamala would actually win a fair and honest primary? And I don't think they'll be rigging any in her favor any time soon.

No, not even with every last bit of Democrat Primary shenanigans, no.

 

[Oats12345]

Can we do a special president recall election please.

 

[Penis Drager]

Hey guys! Why are we concerned about Afghanistan when there's a global pandemic going on?
White supremacist antivax terrorists?
Mean Tweets?
RUSSIA!?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I better not hear "but mean tweets" every again after this bullshit.

Just nuke twitter... problem solved. Can't have mean tweets if there aren't any tweets to begin with

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

When I said to people that voting Biden would be the Death of the Dems for longer than most would be comfortable with, I certainly didn't expect to be this right.