US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[UselessIdiot]

Not the DNC, state Dems, it's a state election that could potentially throw wrenches into things for 2022 so there's not really anything for them to fight over that could screw with any concerted rigging. I'd argue that the Cali Dems would be best throwing Newsom to the wolves (like New York did with Cuomo), but fear, pride, and nepotism are a lethal combination.

Being recalled would be too humiliating for an entitled narcissist like Newsom. He thinks of the voters as the unwashed plebs who don't know what's good for them.

There will be enough chicanery to keep him in office. California has really lax voting regulations to begin with.

 

[verissimus]

And where's he gonna get the money for that, exactly? LMAO, he needs his dad to remain in power so he can exploit it.

From his overpriced paintings clearly valued at 500k.

 

[thismanlies]

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What dispicable shit, making it harder for Americans to get home, and much like stuffing the ballot boxes, their response seems to be "well, you can't send the fake ones back, that disenfranchises them"

I know the answer to this question is “Because the United States government is run by treasonous retards,” but how is it possible to fuck up something this badly?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

It's California, of course they do. They've pretty much had the state on lock since Bush Part 1. But I do know something somewhat interesting. According to someone I know who's been in San Diego for a bit, San Fran is the only city that is super autistic about the masking and lockdowns. Outside of Frisco, people are more or less doing what they want. This is secondhand, so take it with a grain of salt, but because of that Newsome has an easier time holding his seat, at least as far as smug lockdown bullshit goes.


Feds won't get involved? No way. Two words: Pelosi's. Nephew.

LA County is also autistic about mask mandates. Maybe not as much as San Fran, but it's clearly the social norm.

 

[We All Came For CWC]

50k a year is nigger broke in NYC from what I understand. But I'm sure he has plenty of other assets.

He’s still swimming in his “How to kill Grandma with One Easy Executive Order” book deal cash.

When that starts running low, he’ll write another one about how Splumpf tricked him into groping his staffers that’ll be mandatory reading in every school in New York State.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

From his overpriced paintings clearly valued at 500k.

That only happened because he was able to leverage daddy's authority in the White House as collateral.

 

[Trianon]

I just read this Politico article detailing what the admin's been like the last few days. Makes your blood boil.

Officials at the U.S. Embassy in Kabul had concluded on Friday that they had no choice but to shutter America’s diplomatic outpost. They directed personnel to immediately begin the “emergency destruction” of all sensitive documents and materials.

That included incinerating American flags and other U.S. government logos “which could be misused in propaganda efforts,” according to a memo issued to embassy personnel. And, according to Rep. Andy Kim (D-N.J.), passports of Afghan citizens who had applied for American visas were among the documents burned — making it almost impossible to identify them as they seek to leave the country in the coming days.

What is worse, admitting you are stupid or evil?

 

[AmHole]

Funny thing is, we all know it isn't just convincing Biden to resign, you also have to convince DOCTOR Jill Biden PhD, DOCTORATE HOLDER has she mentioned she's a DOCTOR that he needs to step down.

The reports of her taking his calls are bad enough, but we all know that there's no way Jill will let him resign for one fucking second that his heart is still beating, and even then she might try to say "I'M A DOCTOR AND I SAY HE'S STILL ALIVE" even as rigor mortis sets in.

You know what's going to be funny?

People like Jill can't help themselves. She'll write a 'auto-biography' where she'll paint herself as a powerful woman who had to guide Biden because the US couldn't afford to show weakness and how she had take calls and how those mean ol' men were mansplaining things like troop levels, plane capacity, fuel shortages, and other things to her even though she's a DOCTOR and how she had to fight toxic masculinity and mansplaining in order to ensure her husband's legacy is protected.

You just know she'd going to write this book.

Can you imagine being on the ground, calling the President, and getting DOCTOR Jill Biden on the phone and trying to explain shit to her?

Side note: God how I miss Melania right now.
Also dont FLOTUS have a thing (sorry having a Biden moment cant think of the word) that they advocate for, Michelle was school lunch and Melania was Cyber bullying. What's Jill's, helping the elderly? Mental illness? Being a Doctor?

 

[The Last Stand]

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When I first saw Posobiec post this on Twitter my first thought was that scene in Alien vs. Predator where the first alien just grabs the predator and shoots the little mini alien through its head

Poor Jill. Oh wait, she's part of this charade as well. Nevermind.

 

[draggs]

Side note: God how I miss Melania right now.
Also dont FLOTUS have a thing (sorry cant think of the word) that they advocate for, Michelle was school lunch and Melania was Cyber bullying. What's Jill's, helping the elderly?

Jill's thing is being president while they try to keep Joe at least semi-lucid until the daily lid is called mid-afternoon

If nothing else having such a wreck of a man as president is a horrible image of decrepit weakness for any country to have much less an important one

 

[northstar747]

You guys are still tardraging about me? Jesus. I haven't posted in this thread in like 8 hours and many pages ago. Some people don't like the Orange Man you like. That's life, son

I dont like you.

Because during the election thread I kept seeing you and other tards posting at eachother for pages on end, without adding anything. It was more noise than signal and made the thread harder to follow.

Now I do like that faggots like you help keep places like this from turning into a echo faggot cirlce jerk chamber and having dissent against group think.

But now that things have played out I would like you to admit that between the ego maniac and the old man with dementia the ego maniac was the better choice.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Okay, so I used a flashlight to better highlight where my Yes Recall vote is located. Look for the black circle. Regardless of how I loaded my ballot, the mark can be seen at these four points. Now, to the naked eye that sees better than the potato camera I used to take these pictures, it can be seen like a watermark if you press your fingers tight as you use a typical light source. Because this vote is in the top center of the ballot, a counter has a general idea of where to look if they want to discard a vote without opening it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

But now that things have played out I would like you to admit that between the ego maniac and the old man with dementia the ego maniac was the better choice.

Ditto, the bullshit line everybody fed us during the election was that Biden was the more experienced statesman, ignoring it any time somebody pointed out that Joe had obvious dementia.

Eat the hat, faggots.

 

[The Last Stand]

Okay, so I used a flashlight to better highlight where my Yes Recall vote is located. Look for the black circle. Regardless of how I loaded my ballot, the mark can be seen at these four points. Now, to the naked eye that sees better than the potato camera I used to take these pictures, it can be seen like a watermark if you press your fingers tight as you use a typical light source. Because this vote is in the top center of the ballot, a counter has a general idea of where to look if they want to discard a vote without opening it.
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WARNING: voting twice in the same election is a crime.

Good to know.

 

[ZMOT]

I may not agree with you all the time but good god the retards that poke you are half the problem. Why drag you into threads you don't want to be in?

there's also the fact that you don't have to respond to every poke (I've even disabled mine). but I think that's half the fun, like a passed out drunk guy shitting himself whenever you shout his name...

LMFAO how's a black guy gonna be a white supremacist? Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

they've been riding that train since 1/6, possibly earlier. they tried to explain away how the leader of the proud boys is not an albino skinhead.

Unfortunately, I am on the side of HumanHive here. California is corrupt as fuck, they will rig this. The only thing making it even vaguely not a possibility is the off-chance that the ground troops who would do the rigging won't stomach doing this to a black man. But that's a -long-shot.

we'll have to wait and see. probably won't go anywhere but it will severely fuck with the NPC programming when they suddenly have to fuck over someone from a sacred oppressed minory.
otoh lack of logic and doublethink are a leftard hallmark, so it comes down to if the indoctrination is deep enough.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Ditto, the bullshit line everybody fed us during the election was that Biden was the more experienced statesman, ignoring it any time somebody pointed out that Joe had obvious dementia.

Eat the hat, faggots.

Not to mention the fact he spent over half a century being part of the problem.

 

[Gehenna]

Not to mention the fact he spent over half a century being part of the problem.

Don't forget all of HHH's personal fellating of Kamala. Great fucking role model she turned out to be, huh?

 

[ForgedBlades]

Just felt like posting this again.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What the fuck is "multi-racial whiteness"? You're either white or you're not. Are they really this fucked up over the darkies forgetting their place that they've gotta pull nonsense out of their ass⸮

 

[MrJokerRager]

Democrats are really scared of Elder.
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This claim is so insane that basically I would advise people not to refute this.

Please do not refute this, this is a red herring for your to expend your mental strength and energy on.

This is on the level of Baghdad Bob proudly proclaiming the Iraqi Army has humiliated the American military to the point American soldiers are committing suicide outside the gates of Baghdad. The reality was at that moment the USMC were already outside Baghdad ready to invade it and kick sand nigger ass.

My advice would be to call Obama a mutt nigger or call Hillary a cunt or insult the cunts in charge at the White House.

Conservatives should stop holding liberals to their standards, liberals just keep doing what they do.