Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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Becky is just fat and poorly shaped.
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That's an understatement.
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Keep in mind, Becky posted this potato-dwarf looking picture herself. It wasn't a "gotcha" unflattering candid shot.

Her physical appearance would be pitiable if it wasn't a direct reflection of how mishappen and hideous she is inside. Becky looks like she fucking deserves.
 
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I've known many women who were her body shape, didn't have the blue hair, and lived normal lives with normal personalities. Becky's fat but not outside the realm of American normie from flyover country.

If eating too many weed gummies and getting the munchies while petting her doggies was the worst Becky had to offer, no one here would even give a shit about her. Her body's only a focus because she's constantly asking for validation about her ugly appearance and terrible dresses and bad hair.

Almost every woman who gets to where she is, appearance-wise, gets there by not giving a shit. She's hilarious because she does care, tremendously, while failing so much at presenting herself in a way any person who cared about themselves would.
 
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Becky unprivated to let everyone know she is unhappy with the new puppy and wonders if she can drug it.

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I hate this bitch so fucking much, she's seriously asking people about drugging a brand new puppy because it's too much work. This fucking cunt.

Big thanks to everyone who stayed on her friends list while she locked down, it's seriously appreciated :semperfidelis:
 
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melty said:
Becky unprivated to let everyone know she is unhappy with the new puppy and wonders if she can drug it.

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I hate this bitch so fucking much, she's seriously asking people about drugging a brand new puppy because it's too much work. This fucking cunt.

Big thanks to everyone who stayed on her friends list while she locked down, it's seriously appreciated :semperfidelis:
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God damn. Imagine if she hadn’t “miscarried” again.

They sell weed formula for infants, right? God forbid new mommy Becky-buns misses a wink of sleep.
 
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Wargarbl said:
understatement.
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OOMPA LOOMPA DUPITY DEE
ALL I DO IS REE REE REE
OOMPA LOOMPA DUPITY DOO
I LIKE TO PRETEND THAT I AM A JEW

Sorry to double post, but thank Satan that Becky is not pregnant. If she’s willing to get a poor animal stoned because she’s too lazy to teach it to not bark all night, just imagine what she’d do to a baby crying at 2 am. She’d pull a Casey Anthony and chloroform the baby to death.
 
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So after a week of owning the puppy, she already can't stand how much care and attention it needs but also couldn't be arsed to prepare enough to know that a puppy is going to whine some at night in it's crate. (assuming they are crating it at night with a stuffy to keep it warm and comfortable) She probably just expected the puppy to be as well trained as her adult yorkie, because after all, it was a $4000+ puppy it should be absolutely perfect and trained to not do this!

Not to mention miniature schnauzers are very bark-y dogs. I wonder which of the cucks will be the one responsible for taking the dog to training classes and socializing it so it won't get destructive. (assuming they will dish out for training classes and not just skip them in order to conserve their finances for Becky's edible fix). I can totally imagine the puppy not being properly trained and starting to chew.

Yeah, this is the perfect example of why Becky should never have kids. She'd be asking how early she could drug the kid to get it to sleep through the night.
 
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melty said:
Becky unprivated to let everyone know she is unhappy with the new puppy and wonders if she can drug it.

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I hate this bitch so fucking much, she's seriously asking people about drugging a brand new puppy because it's too much work. This fucking cunt.

Big thanks to everyone who stayed on her friends list while she locked down, it's seriously appreciated :semperfidelis:
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God damn, it’s like she deliberately tries to be the biggest cunt in the world. She got a dog she couldn’t afford, that she had no idea how to take care of, for nothing more than online asspats and the fleeting satisfaction of another new toy.

I give it a week before we get a bunch of waa-waa tweets about how they had to give the new puppy up b/c thanks to Becky’s husband getting fired for no reason, they can’t afford it and [allusion to miscarriage] [veiled threat of suicide]
 
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I'm not an expert on puppies or weed, but weed's supposed to fuck up your memory real bad, right?

Kind of stupid to do with a creature you're trying to train to behave a way that you want it to behave for the rest of its life. Poor little dog just starts to understand a command, barks in joy, then in go the weed gummies to stop the "over excited" animal, and the dog sleeps it off and forgets.
 
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proteus4994 said:
Ironically, Allison Rapp learned to do what Becky could not, erase your shit, move, and get the fuck off of social media. And look, nobody has mentioned Ali or Jake in three years.

It‘s almost like all you have to do is shut the fuck up.
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Wouldn't it be great if Becky ends up doxxing her after all these years of her being off the radar
 
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