US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
I'm thinking of using an index card. I've been looking for the rule that said that I can't stick anything else in the envelope, but the closest I found was to not stick the instructions back in. "DO NOT RETURN THIS CARD WITH BALLOT." It doesn't seem to say anything about benign foreign objects like a blank 3 X 5 card.
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LOL sounds like a fucking sweepstakes entry - did you affix your gold seal to the space indicated on page 3b?
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
I'm thinking of using an index card. I've been looking for the rule that said that I can't stick anything else in the envelope, but the closest I found was to not stick the instructions back in. "DO NOT RETURN THIS CARD WITH BALLOT." It doesn't seem to say anything about benign foreign objects like a blank 3 X 5 card.
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There is only one solution here, print out a dick pic and put it in the envelope over your votes, that way anyone who tries to see in it gets an eye full of wang.
 
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The government sent images of blank visas to Americans and "verified" Afghans to print and fill out and show at the airport to get in :story:

Wonder how many tens or hundreds of thousands of copies of those are floating around Kabul rn that anybody who wants some can get their hands on

The incompetence knows no bounds

All they had to do was not abandon Bagram in the middle of the night while telling absolutely nobody what they were doing

Instead of being stuck at the airport those soldiers could be manning strongpoints around and in Kabul with air support from Bagram

Set up a protected route from Kabul to Bagram

Get the people from Kabul to Bagram, process them there, get the Americans and the true and honest Afghan collaborators out

This is not rocket science the federal government and military are being run by absolute retards
 
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draggs said:
The government sent images of blank visas to Americans and "verified" Afghans to print and fill out and show at the airport to get in :story:

Wonder how many tens or hundreds of thousands of copies of those are floating around Kabul rn that anybody who wants some can get their hands on

The incompetence knows no bounds
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That probably wasn’t an accident, you know.
 
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SeniorFuckFace said:
So Tucker brings up a point which has been urking me too, something else is going on. Why the fuck now? Out of all the shit that is going on border crisis, inflation, election fortification, CRT, riots, cognitive deteration, Hunter, Touchy Biden...all this shit...and now, now MSM/Militar/Other Countriss just all of a fucking sudden flip on the Admin?

It just feels fucking off. Anytime there is this sweeping unspoken agreed upon consensus there always seems to be some form of collision behind...

Need help, I am tired of licking the windows of my house...
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on the American side...Theyre all Military Industrial Complex stooges. World wide...They are also pro-America going to War and being the 'Defender'.
 
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https://twitter.com/djrothkopf/status/1428718952868421632 (https://archive.ph/emd8t)
 
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Gehenna said:
I still find it depressing to think that as he slips and his mind goes back, he's likely to hit the common point in dementia where he forgets his son died. And they have to remind him. Again. And Again. and Again. Each time feeling as fresh in grief as the last.

It's usually at that point that Dementia patients just... stop fighting it. They embrace the degradation of their mind to forget that constant refreshing grief.
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I can't believe Biden is just reliving that Caretaker album now.

Stage 3 when?
 
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I can not wait for trumpies to repost this everywhere when 9/11-2 happens.
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You don't even need another 9/11. The Afgan refugees are going to have the most amazing experience when Jounalists grind them for stories, especially after the shootings/runway smears get talked about in vivid detail and to describe Joe's handling.

I swear this administration is straight up retarded.
 
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Borrowing an excerpt from Tucker's Biden article, because his take on CNN turning on Biden was too funny to pass up:

But most telling of all is this, from CNN.

CLARISSA WARD: It is just an absolute mess. And we heard President Biden say yesterday in his comments to ABC News that this is not a failure. And I think a lot of people outside that airport, particularly those taking the kinds of extreme actions we’re just talking about, would like to know: if this isn’t failure, what does failure look like exactly?

So, Joe Biden failed. And he’s lying about it. That’s what CNN said. It’s hard to overstate the significance of that. CNN is not a news network. It’s a political organization. Its anchors and reporters don’t decide for themselves what to say on camera. They’re told, in highly specific terms, every weekday morning on a call with their commander, Jeff Zucker. There is no intellectual freelancing at CNN. "Here’s what I think." No. It’s a united front — a single hymnal for the entire congregation. When CNN changes its position on something, it changes as one — everybody, from the chirpy morning dingbats to Don L’Mon on the night shift. They say precisely what they’re told to say. Ever watch the channel?

And now, they’re saying something very, very different. Consider this person, a former member of the morning zoo crew, on a contemporary hits station in Yakima, Washington. On a good day, she’s probably operating with a functional IQ of about 85. So it’s fair to say she’s not coming up with her own material. And yet, here she is, visibly outraged on the air about what an incompetent bad person Joe Biden is:

BRIANNA KEILAR: The rapid fall of Afghanistan stunning the Biden administration and this nation, quite frankly. And many of the promises, predictions, and the words of the president and his White House are coming back to haunt them.

What is going on here? These are literally the people who got Joe Biden elected. He wouldn’t be president without these people. Now, just seven months in, they’re telling you he has failed personally? It does not make sense.
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Spicy. Especially the takedown on Brianna Keilar.
 
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