Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

[believe all women]

Maybe it's the lighting, but he looks like he's finally started shaving that ever present 5 o' clock shadow. That's not to say it makes him look remotely like a woman though. If anything, he's begun to resemble a middle aged man.

I miss the beard

Troons almost always look very aged. Usually they have bad skin and hair because they start off as nerds who sit around and eat junk food all day, with occasional heavy drinking or weed. The hormones seem to make them look even worse.

Ear size is a big factor in how old you look as well. Big ears like Conrad = look like an old man. That's probably just genetics, though.

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He is (mostly) Anglo-American.

This is Conrad looking more Jewish than ever before (he's talked about his Jewish heritage in videos).

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

The hormones seem to make them look even worse.

This is exactly what's happening. Estrogen causes all the connective tissues to be thinner literally so it's easier for women's bellies to expand in pregnancy, and so the vagina and hips can stretch to pop out a kid, and such. Men have more collagen and thicker bones so they're tougher for physical exertion. Women's skin is much thinner and more delicate than men's.

This is why women need really complicated beauty routines, it's not just a sham industry. Most troons have no idea how to do a proper beauty routine. They don't exfoliate or use moisturizing lotions, they just dye their hair neon and call it a day. And as you say they often eat shitty junk food gamer diets, which is horrible combined with the estrogen thinning their already nasty skin.

 

[Law]

This is why women need really complicated beauty routines, it's not just a sham industry.

Eh, I don't think any women have ever died from a lotion and lipstick deficiency. Need is a very strong word.
Even if Digi did a "proper beauty routine" he'd still look like Digi. The only way to get him to look like an animu princess is CGI.

 

[garlicfarmer]

I just realized something, not sure if anyone else mentioned it already. One of the main reasons why Digi moved in with his parents is... weed. His mom is a heavy weed smoker, so that means he'll have easy access to her stash. This is really sad when you think about it. I think this is actually may be the primary reason why he suddenly moved there, since he couldn't really fuel his addiction as much as he used to, especially when he had to share with so many other people, on a shrinking budget.

And it's not like his parents are upset he moved to Commiefornia with them, since they technically asked for it, but they didn't get what they expected.

When Digi was still with May, I remember when they were planning on moving together from Boston, to a new location and Digi's parents were begging him and May to move in California. May and Digi flew over and visited his parents for a few days, and he mentioned in a video or two that his parents were practically begging him and even Shade to move over to Cali. At that time his parents only recently moved there.

Well, his parents got what they wanted, sort of. When they were begging him to move to their location in California with May, he was going to rent his own house either way since it was the house hunting saga that eventually led to Virginia.

What did the parents ultimately get? Blue haired Digi, pretending to be a woman and his boyfriend. Of course, since Digi is much poorer now, he's not renting a place, but instead freeloading and staying in their house.

 

[raisinlove]

Doing drugs with your parents just sounds so pathetic. How does none of the Collinses realize what fucked up losers they are (besides the brothers, but they probably are damaged in ways that haven't been made public)

 

[Death Grips - Steroids]

Doing drugs with your parents just sounds so pathetic. How does none of the Collinses realize what fucked up losers they are (besides the brothers, but they probably are damaged in ways that haven't been made public)

Because they're on drugs.

 

[Beepbeepletus]

Because they're on drugs.

Doing drugs with your parents just sounds so pathetic. How does none of the Collinses realize what fucked up losers they are (besides the brothers, but they probably are damaged in ways that haven't been made public)

Yeah Victor apparently went to film school and aspired to be a filmmaker but what has he done really? Some music videos for Conrad? The lectures? Wedding photography? And now he’s basically doing nothing and almost 30.

and Shade used to want to be a DJ and made some beats, again FOR Conrad. And now that’s stopped and for years he’s just been a damn Dominos manager. It’s like, your most successful kid currently works a high school level job

 

[raisinlove]

I assumed they were successful because they were held above Digi, but his bar is so low that Dominos manager and someone who actually completed school are the successes we're working with.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Eh, I don't think any women have ever died from a lotion and lipstick deficiency. Need is a very strong word.
Even if Digi did a "proper beauty routine" he'd still look like Digi. The only way to get him to look like an animu princess is CGI.

"Died" is a pretty strong word. Women just don't want to look old or ugly. The main point is men (specifically troons) often don't know anything about things real women would do.

For example, head to the Beauty Parlor general board and you'll see more than a few threads on skin and beauty products. In comparison to women (whom Digibro isn't one), I rarely meet any men who want to talk about stuff like "how you can exfoliate your skin". Troons are men. And troons generally are, without fail, highly invested in anime, games, tech, and any number of stereotypically male-dominated hobbies. They're definitely not thinking about things real girls actually do.... until they transition at 30 and then it's all UwU I'm KAWAII ANIME GRILL.

 

[Law]

Women just don't want to look old or ugly. The main point is men (specifically troons) often don't know anything about things real women would do.

Is the forbidden exfoliation knowledge stored in the ovaries? Liking makeup doesn't make you a woman. Plenty of real woman don't care about their skin at all. One of the biggest makeup/facepaint/skincare influencers is James Charles, a man.
Digibro becoming a skincare sperg and taking two hours a day to fret about his wrinkles won't solve his problems (although it would be funny).

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Mage: token female, filler character. She never needed to be on, didn't bring anything to the table and when she did got told off.

Wanted to say this like 200 pages ago but felt like it would have come off too dickish but it's true. All she brought was awkward laughter, saying eww occasionally and silence. Oh and she was like from Lithuania or something. PCP is a greasy neckbeard podcast for anime fans and ex-brony's to talk about their fucked up fetishes and bad hygiene. She never fit in at all. There isn't a single time I can remember her saying anything funny or even memorable.

 

[Lanieras]

Wanted to say this like 200 pages ago but felt like it would have come off too dickish but it's true. All she brought was awkward laughter, saying eww occasionally and silence. Oh and she was like from Lithuania or something. PCP is a greasy neckbeard podcast for anime fans and ex-brony's to talk about their fucked up fetishes and bad hygiene. She never fit in at all. There isn't a single time I can remember her saying anything funny or even memorable.

As far as I understand, she was only part of the podcast because she's the one that created the brony Skype group chat that only much later evolved into the PCP. I don't think she was trying to bring anything to the podcast. I assume her perspective is that her friends pivoted from casual pony talk to weird delusions about a media empire based on their collective degeneracy.

She basically got grandfathered into the podcast because i guess everyone else was too awkward to tell the girl host of the chatroom that she's not really youtube "show" material.

Though I suppose it would have made sense for her to just quit a lot sooner than she did. Maybe the $100 or whatever she would get at the peak of the podcast's popularity goes a long way in Lithuania.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Someone on the The Dick Show subreddit did an excellent summary of the downfall of Digi, 2020-2021, two months ago:

r/TheDickShow - Comment by u/dickpunchman on ”Someone explain the Digibro story.”

13 votes and 45 comments so far on Reddit

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[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Someone on the The Dick Show subreddit did an excellent summary of the downfall of Digi, 2020-2021, two months ago:
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r/TheDickShow - Comment by u/dickpunchman on ”Someone explain the Digibro story.”

13 votes and 45 comments so far on Reddit

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I hate that the PCP is essentially Ben's CommieCast now but fuck it beats having Trixie on.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Digi's last gig in Elko, Nevada (I'm getting too tired of typing that same bumfucknowhere town's name, perform somewhere else by now, Digi) has been uploaded to Youtube; "Trial of The Golden Witch (LIVE August 7th 2021, Elko NV)", 21 August 2021:

Archived in 720p:

The track list:
1. Alluvasudden - 0:00 [that song ended prematurely for some reason, leaving Digi confused and unsure as to what just happened]
2. Dear Future - 1:30
3. 7.4 Tsurugi no Mai - 4:30
4. Seethe - 7:16
5. Get Action! - 9:48

Once again, performing "Get Action!" causes copyright issues, so even though it's filmed this time, the video is not monetised. Fat stacks Billy is a producer genius.

Maybe they should have used the beats of this guy for it:


Personally, I found Digi's performance pretty good this time around, especially compared to his previous gig; he didn't seem as nervous and he made no mistakes from what I can hear. I particularly liked "Seethe" and "Get Action!". All his songs are pre-Ygg material; none of the recent songs he wrote and sung with "Vizier"/Billy and the rest of the Yggers are performed, but at least one song he did with an old PCP member (Jesse) was. Hell, even songs that May provided background vocals for were performed here. The only useful Ygg member for this concert was Bird, and he's just pointing a camera at Digi.

Once again, even when Digi is doing a decent job with rap, it's because he's going back to his pre-Ygg roots; the PCP-era and even the May-era were more conducive periods of creativity for Conrad than the crowd he is hanging out with at present.

 

[Flying Whale]

Elko, Nevada (I'm getting too tired of typing that same bumfucknowhere town's name, perform somewhere else by now, Digi)

Well, he does want to perform somewhere else. Wouldn't bet on it though. I think all the events he's performed in are partially Produced/Organized/? by YGG

And he's in no way a big name. So I would bet next time he'll perform, YGG will be involved. And I wouldn't be surprised if it was in Elko again.

 

[Had]

In case anyone was wondering how Riley is doing

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

When you do so many drugs that you just freely post pictures of the drugs on social media, you are doing too many drugs.

 

[Guile of the Bolden Ditch]

Digi's last gig in Elko, Nevada (I'm getting too tired of typing that same bumfucknowhere town's name, perform somewhere else by now, Digi) has been uploaded to Youtube; "Trial of The Golden Witch (LIVE August 7th 2021, Elko NV)", 21 August 2021:
Archived in 720p:
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I feel like the "filthy rapping anime hobo in pajama pants" look he had going before would've been a lot cooler to see at a rap show than this "disheveled blue-haired freak in a pink dress" incarnation of Digi we have now.

 

[downfumo]

Digi’s fake blackcent is even stronger in this show. He’s proving that transracial card strong abs will get that Nigger word pass in no time as long as he gets a stage where he can mumble words no one can understand into a mic at a fast pace because that’s what all his favorite coloureds do!!

Take your meds.