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There's no way it's still just sitting there after all this time, probably been taken to some car yard somewhere, rusting away for the rest of eternity.
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I've been curious who actually owns it, do the Chandlers, or have they taken out some high interest title loan on it? If there's a title loan on it, I bet Chris doesn't see it again, even if he gets off scott free.
LOL at the mental image of him sitting in jail, while SON CHU sells at a car auction full of his bullshit and toys. There would be some real stress sighing going on if Magi-Chan tells him. Imagine the owner of some small used car lot with the winning bid, oblivious to how possession of that van is about to change his life. Some redditor will track it down, post pics, the car lot owner starts getting JULAY calls, and then his own CWCki page.
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I know that this may sound weird, but I envision Chris turning into an White Supremacist while in jail.
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"hmmm...dimension um, 1488...myeah..."
LOL just remembered him yelling "JEW!" at Michael Snyder, which makes this even funnier.
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The mental image of some unknown shlub driving around in the SON CHU is hilarious.
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I'm just curious if anyone knows how Chris's letter from Nintendo got online. Who did he send it to and why.
I wonder how many people have completely let go of their mother/son incest fetish after this incident.
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Or have completely fallen into it. So many incest defenders in the initial call leak thread.
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Some young single mother will buy it. All she wanted was reliable transportation to take her kids to school, and go back and forth to her job. But she can't get the stink out of the van, and has a team of dipshits from reddit following her everywhere, like a group of smug, autistic storm chasers, They take pics that they post and hotly debate the authenticity of, comparing every little scratch and dent to known SON CHU pics, like they are Garcia from "Criminal Minds".
"If you don't agree that this is the authentic SON CHU, I will downvote you. My beard, and my dad bod, speak for my truth".
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Nah. It'll sit in impound for 30 days, and on day 31, when no-one has claimed it, it'll be sent to auction. When nobody buys it there (because the value of a sub-shitbox condition 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan is approximately $0), it'll be sent straight from the auction yard to the scrapyard.
There's probably someone out there who has already set up an alert on Row 52 for Dodge minivans cropping up in VA junkyards. Just think: you could be the proud owner of the entire 'I Sleep With Dogs' tailgate, or even the driver's seat permeated with Chris' tranny juices.
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So, there was an indie game called Heartbeat which made some waves a few years back because the developer's girlfriend got terf'd on twitter. Complete with Streisand Effect backlash but whatever.
... there's a Chris Chan reference in it.
... there's a Chris Chan reference in it.
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In the unlikely event that Chris didn't actually RAPE Barb, would that make the official charge Conspiracy to Commit Incest?
I know it wouldn't. Just let me have this.
I know it wouldn't. Just let me have this.
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I have a question: Why did Bob and Barb believe Chris's shit? They could have stopped a lot of shit from happening if either one of them realized that everything that Chris says about what happens to him on the internet is bullshit and there are obviously no women that want start a relationship with him.
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Chris did a lot of stuff behind their backs and ignored a lot of their advice in hopes that the girl was actually real. Bob did come along during Chris’s date with Emily to make sure she was real and Barb did tell Chris that Kasey was full of shit so, I guess at some point they were trying to watch out for Chris.
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Some sperg will bid $100 on it, yell "JULAAAAAAY" when he wins, then try to sell it on eBay.
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There's a specific reason it wouldn't be conspiracy. Virginia adheres to something called "Wharton's Rule" that means if a crime by necessity takes two people to commit it, they can't be charged with conspiracy for it. For instance, if someone sells drugs to someone, the seller and buyer can't be charged with conspiracy on top of the crimes they individually committed. Otherwise, the buyer could be charged with a crime as serious as the seller despite legislative intention the crimes be treated differently. So a prosecutor can't sleaze his way into bypassing that by charging the buyer with conspiracy to distribute.