US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Heh, if the five year old kid story is true. Trololololol.

Side note: I didn't pay attention to the start of Trump's presidency and I'm glad that he addressed the missiles. I'm naturally a pacifist and anti-war and originally found the act "spiteful". However, I don't see it as that as much after doing my own research and having it confirmed.
 
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Gehenna said:
It's entirely on purpose, in order to make fun of it they have to show the message. Even in part, it makes people curious about the rest.
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Like when he quoted the wrong statistic in the SOTU speech.

Journos: Ummm EXCUSE ME it's 1/3 women and children who are sexually assaulted on their trip to cross the border not 80%!
 
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Gehenna said:
It's entirely on purpose, in order to make fun of it they have to show the message. Even in part, it makes people curious about the rest.
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Best example of this is when he had the Trump Tower taco bowl on Cinco de Mayo saying "I love the Hispanics!" And they just posted the tweet verbatim.

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ForgedBlades said:
This one was always hilarious. His SotU addresses were always fantastic and his speech in front of Mount Rushmore was objectively one of the best presidential speeches of all time.
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Agreed. So it's funny seeing Biden's speeches and him speaking gibberish most of the time. Funny because it's clear how much the media were lying about that.
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
You know what I'd love? Desantis as President and Trump as VP and put in charge of Foreign Policy. He's a business man and he has clearly shown that he can negotiate deals. I don't remember what, if anything, Pence did and any positive information in relation to the former VP is algorithmically exiled.
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Pence was a good VP to Trump until the very end when he revealed his ultimate loyalty to the GOP. In any case, the VP position is so undefined that it's flexible enough to warrant using Pence to help Trump get the Christian and Midwestern votes.
I'm not trying to pump myself for anything until people state their intentions for 2024 and am very interested in 2022. I mean normally Congress goes opposite the president but things are so wacky now I can see an unironic "red wave" and it'll be hilarious. I don't even like the republican party, I just hate democrats.
 
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Aidan said:
Pence was a good VP to Trump until the very end when he revealed his ultimate loyalty to the GOP. In any case, the VP position is so undefined that it's flexible enough to warrant using Pence to help Trump get the Christian and Midwestern votes.
I'm not trying to pump myself for anything until people state their intentions for 2024 and am very interested in 2022. I mean normally Congress goes opposite the president but things are so wacky now I can see an unironic "red wave" and it'll be hilarious. I don't even like the republican party, I just hate democrats.
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Mayhaps, Democratic deck stackers attempted to build a levee to prevent a red wave for the presidential election. However, they failed to notice the omen of the blue water retreating to the sea before a red tsunami. They are noticing it now.
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
OFC, Trump is old and overweight- he's exactly the kind of person form whom the vaccine is good, on balance.
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And rich.

CrippleThreat said:
World's biggest vaccine endorser doesn't want to force his vaccine, but still wants credit? And still endorses freedom too?

Decent way to respond to the crowd.
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They probably still wouldn't take it.
 
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Wait, the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE can't move those people?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You can't tell me that they can't fucking airlift people out. You absolutely can't.

Even us barbarians back in the old Eagle VS Bear days had the airlift ability to move fucking DIVISIONS on less than 72 hours notice, including tanks.

For fuck's sake, stop worrying about the in-flight movie and nice seating and what the in-flight meal is, pack the fuckers dick to ass like retarded sardines and get them out of there.

We're past optics at this point, we're at reality.

But then, liberals never have handled reality well.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
For fuck's sake, stop worrying about the in-flight movie and nice seating and what the in-flight meal is, pack the fuckers dick to ass like retarded sardines and get them out of there.

We're past optics at this point, we're at reality.

But then, liberals never have handled reality well.
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"B-b-but if we pack them like sardines, they won't be social distancing and they'll all die of covid and they'll make us all die of covid!!" - Some liberal in a high military position, probably
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Wait, the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE can't move those people?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You can't tell me that they can't fucking airlift people out. You absolutely can't.

Even us barbarians back in the old Eagle VS Bear days had the airlift ability to move fucking DIVISIONS on less than 72 hours notice, including tanks.

For fuck's sake, stop worrying about the in-flight movie and nice seating and what the in-flight meal is, pack the fuckers dick to ass like retarded sardines and get them out of there.

We're past optics at this point, we're at reality.

But then, liberals never have handled reality well.
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This might be TMI, but probably not classified as my grandfather talked to us openly about it:
He was commander of a cargo squadron in Vietnam. He "loved" to tell the story about when he was told to evacuate a bunch of young children from some city that was about to be invaded and the guy who was supposed to bolt down the doors didn't tighten them all the way. They hit some turbulence and the "cargo" was inadvertently jettisoned.
I don't know if grandpa was bullshitting, but that's definitely a situation they'd like to avoid.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
South Korea are literally the worst of the Asian bugmen and more tot the point, (((THEY))) have made South Korea the private laboratory of the world, where the SJW death kult test out all of their evil bullshit before bringing it to America.

As such, most wide spread bot nets for use on social media/Twitter are most likely created in South Korea and tested out posting globo-homo K-Pop garbage before being used to silence political wrongthink in the US or abroad.
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Well here is proof the Korean War was a mistake and Best Korea is Based.
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
Hmm, George Floyd Mural struck by lightning, Hurricane in NYC, there are other strange, natural coincidences that I'm sure have been memory holed. Some higher power is pissed.
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When in doubt, blame "climate change."
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Wait, the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE can't move those people?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You can't tell me that they can't fucking airlift people out. You absolutely can't.

Even us barbarians back in the old Eagle VS Bear days had the airlift ability to move fucking DIVISIONS on less than 72 hours notice, including tanks.

For fuck's sake, stop worrying about the in-flight movie and nice seating and what the in-flight meal is, pack the fuckers dick to ass like retarded sardines and get them out of there.

We're past optics at this point, we're at reality.

But then, liberals never have handled reality well.
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Biden needs a few more kills before he can call an airstrike .. ahem, I mean emergency airdrop.
 
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