Dice Scum, the series.

Looks good, I'll do some lines for an audition but first; what accents are they meant to have? Mine is an English/Welsh mess, which I doubt would work well.
 
So, has the NotWarhammer game been elaborated on in terms of lore/armies? I have a few suggestions.
•The Allied Kingdoms: the equivalent of The Empire.
•Dwarves: Jewish Vikings. Like to mine for gold, make crafts, and horde gold. They also like to build massive steampunk death traps to launch raids against the Orcs, the Elves, and the Barbarians. They were kicked out of their ancestral home by the Elves, and have since dispersed and settled in small communities wherever they can.
•Orcs: Basically medieval Russians/Soviet serotypes. Rule a large kingdom in the east, and send armies out to assault the western lands to "liberate" them.
•Nobblies/Tiddilywankers/some other vaguely British sounding name
-Hobbits, but with a large dose of the peasants from Monty Python. A race of drunk, dirty, fast breeding midgets that like to riots, zerg rush over people, and hack them to death with farming implements.
 
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So, has the NotWarhammer game been elaborated on in terms of lore/armies? I have a few suggestions.
•The Allied Kingdoms: the equivalent of The Empire.
•Dwarves: Jewish Vikings. Like to mine for gold, make crafts, and horde gold. They also like to build massive steampunk death traps to launch raids against the Orcs, the Elves, and the Barbarians. They were kicked out of their ancestral home by the Elves, and have since dispersed and settled in small communities wherever they can.
•Orcs: Basically medieval Russians/Soviet serotypes. Rule a large kingdom in the east, and send armies out to assault the western lands to "liberate" them.
•Nobblies/Tiddilywankers/some other vaguely British sounding name
-Hobbits, but with a large dose of the peasants from Monty Python. A race of drunk, dirty, fast breeding midgets that like to riots, zerg rush over people, and hack them to death with farming implements.
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That's a lot of lore for one episode lol. I dig it though.
 
Working on the lore as a side project. I don't want to put any detail, because it's going to be a nebulous thing. Unlike begging people to make Galaga Bugz MMO, we aren't going to ask for an entire minis game. Hell, people make pony minis for other games. Truth be told, I heard the guys at Privateer Press are pretty cool about people using their IP in neutral ways.

It is, as said, just a matter of shuffling papers around, getting some voice clips, concept art, and final decisions by all y'all as quality control for submitting a pitch bible. For a parody show that'll likely only see some minutes on Youtube. :D
 
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Working on the lore as a side project. I don't want to put any detail, because it's going to be a nebulous thing. Unlike begging people to make Galaga Bugz MMO, we aren't going to ask for an entire minis game. Hell, people make pony minis for other games. Truth be told, I heard the guys at Privateer Press are pretty cool about people using their IP in neutral ways.

It is, as said, just a matter of shuffling papers around, getting some voice clips, concept art, and final decisions by all y'all as quality control for submitting a pitch bible. For a parody show that'll likely only see some minutes on Youtube. :biggrin:
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If it causes mass rage from Hayden when he discovers that some nasty twolls beat him to the punch with a 'trans character played by a trans actor in a lead role' I imagine a place in Internet History awaits.
 
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If it causes mass rage from Hayden when he discovers that some nasty twolls beat him to the punch with a 'trans character played by a trans actor in a lead role' I imagine a place in Internet History awaits.
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Ah, but our character is a trans man, and therefore a truscum, male-privileged, shitlord. Not like their trans woman goddess.
 
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If it causes mass rage from Hayden when he discovers that some nasty twolls beat him to the punch with a 'trans character played by a trans actor in a lead role' I imagine a place in Internet History awaits.
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Ah, but our character is a trans man, and therefore a truscum, male-privileged, shitlord. Not like their trans woman goddess.
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It's sad that Hayden, our tumblrina buttmonkey is more likeable than than the "real" Hayden, after all his tweeting?
 
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It's sad that Hayden, our tumblrina buttmonkey is more likeable than than the "real" Hayden, after all his tweeting?
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Definitely, our character is a dumb teenager who'll probably grow out of it, the real Hayden is just an unrepentant piece of shit.

Maybe character Hayden growing out of it could be a character arc, like she (he? I forget which one they actually are) sees Aiden in a dysphoria episode and realises just how awful being trans can be and that it's not something you should fake.
 
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Working on the lore as a side project. I don't want to put any detail, because it's going to be a nebulous thing. Unlike begging people to make Galaga Bugz MMO, we aren't going to ask for an entire minis game. Hell, people make pony minis for other games. Truth be told, I heard the guys at Privateer Press are pretty cool about people using their IP in neutral ways.

It is, as said, just a matter of shuffling papers around, getting some voice clips, concept art, and final decisions by all y'all as quality control for submitting a pitch bible. For a parody show that'll likely only see some minutes on Youtube. :biggrin:
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CWCissey said:
If it causes mass rage from Hayden when he discovers that some nasty twolls beat him to the punch with a 'trans character played by a trans actor in a lead role' I imagine a place in Internet History awaits.
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We'll just claim harassment and get an interview by some website. That'll make us popular, right?

In all seriousness, I'm all ready to voice Stephen or whoever(can't claim trans actor if I voice Aiden lol). Just let me know the audition lines.
 
MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
I have a suggestion for the title: Loserz.
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I was leaning towards Genocide Zed, but that could work, too.

Just finished the season premiere of South Park. Seems the season is going to be geared towards mocking SJWs in all forms. The "PC Frat House". Spouting all the buzzwords like rape culture and microagression. Good thing we aren't going there, right?
 
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Just finished the season premiere of South Park. Seems the season is going to be geared towards mocking SJWs in all forms. The "PC Frat House". Spouting all the buzzwords like rape culture and microagression. Good thing we aren't going there, right?
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Haven't watched it in two years. I think the last episode I saw was the "free to play" one.
 
By the way, I did some shitty concept art for Stephen. Tell me what you think.

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I couldn't do anime eyes for this, my apologies.
 
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By the way, I did some shitty concept art for Stephen. Tell me what you think.

ycLEDz9.jpg

I couldn't do anime eyes for this, my apologies.
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Widow's peak, ponytail, and those teeth...

I love it.

Building on your idea for a name for the series, how about:
Scum.

Considering we tend to take the side of the so-called "truscum" here.
 
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Widow's peak, ponytail, and those teeth...

I love it.

Building on your idea for a name for the series, how about:
Scum.

Considering we tend to take the side of the so-called "truscum" here.
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Not bad, maybe the names we don't use can be recycled into episode titles.
 
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Been doing some research on South Carolina.

Apparently they have a sasquatch-like legend about swamp lizard men. I think it'd be hilarious to add this as an element to the world. But the question would be if we wanted to add a paranormal element to the story.

Or it could just be a flashback from Mathis' days of being a roadie. Got his name "Owl-Eyes" not only because of his eyebrows, but back in the day when he did some hardcore stuff, he had some amazingly dilated pupils.

Also wanted to add:

Shitty flash animation > Gen Zed's Photoshop animation.
 
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Been doing some research on South Carolina.

Apparently they have a sasquatch-like legend about swamp lizard men. I think it'd be hilarious to add this as an element to the world. But the question would be if we wanted to add a paranormal element to the story.
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NC native here (i can also help as creative consultant re: SC if anyone wants it, I live like 20 minutes from the border) and I'm not sure how widespread a legend like that would be in a more urban area like Myrtle Beach. I think that's more the kind of thing you get from people living on tiny-ass rural towns in the middle of nowhere, which Myrtle Beach isn't. I'm not saying you couldn't use it, and indeed it'd show you did more research than Gen Zed did, but I just figured I'd share lol. hope I'm not coming across as like jumping in here and going UR DOING IT WRONG but i'm a sucker for accuracy lmao
 
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