Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

6 Jan. Bobby doesn't trust the FBI's findings, presumably it doesn't resemble a cheesy Hollywood plot:




Leftist kween bullshits about Afghan. I can't be bothered:


Trump voters! You can now claim your free Taliban membership!

No one in their right mind defends looters, be they black, brown, or otherwise. The American left aren't in the right mind.

Carlson and Greenwald discuss the suddenly worsening relationship between liberal media and Biden. Greenwald hypothesizes that the liberal media is in essence hawkish (their human-rights posturing and crocodile tears over the border are just smokescreens), so they feel betrayed by the humiliation at Afghanistan (5 min video). And of course Greenwald cannot help remarking on Biden's fragile mental state.


Silly Glenn, the left has always been diverse, unlike the right!




The founder of GOP contained black peoples, but that doesn't matter because "that was a long time ago".

As if time meant anything for SJWs. If people could be persuaded not to hold grudges because "that was a long time ago", SJW would not have existed.

Jamacians protest about globohomo. You evil slave! Obey your elite white masters like Bobby!

Tribune of the People News 1, 2, 3. Only white people can determine who is or isn't an asshole.

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Of course it is mandatory for Bobby to gloat over the death of Phil Valentine:

Indeed, many innocent Afghans have died in the past 3 days thanks to the mess made by Joe Biden and Mark Milley et al, yet leftists are suspiciously silent.



At long last, a piece of covid-related news that has direct relevance to Bobby:

VidCon is supposed to be a gathering that brings together on-line creators and fans, in other words, for prostitutes to meet johns.

Bobby finds himself another kindred spirit:



Who the hell is he/him and why does he/him have a blue tick?

Covid is the wet dream of authoritarians worldwide. Bobby sidesteps the concern.



I'm glad that Bobby isn't in charge of medical decisions.

Indeed, I'm glad Bobby isn't in charge of any kind of decision at all:

I agree some customers -- let's say a lot of customers -- deserve a good beating up, but I won't trust Bobby to decide who deserve it.

As usual, TeamImpossible gives us the best reply:

He probably did beat up his coworkers and got fired.

When Believers start Thinking for themselves, the results are not necessarily to Bobby's liking:


Speaking of Believers, Bobby spews conspiracy theories about famous musicians of the 60s.


More about Trump:


Nutters are still sore that Mother Hillary lost:

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Chink MCU:

The promotional material in Hong Kong gives Tony Leung top billing, because he is the only person the potential audience care about. No one knows that Canadian fake Chink and no one in Hong Kong tries to "use their platform to boost up" that person. The same logic applies in Stateside.


The Hong Kong poster only names Tony Leung, and his portrait is bigger than the unnamed Canadian fake Chink.

I was wondering why Chris got interested in Spiderman all of a sudden; the reason has to be this:

Disney Junior. These men are 37 and 40.

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Humans are disposable yet robots are worth negotiating about.


Especially these robots:


Even police dogs are racist; that's why we should trust our Robotic OverAlgorithms:


Strangely, Bobby thinks we can separate technology from power:


Robots will soon be your judge, jury, and entertainer.

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Old cartoon featuring the likeness of Kim Basinger:


Video-game movie. Bobby uncharacteristically shows disdain towards the female lead, and this has scandalized TeamImpossible:


Angel likes video-game movies, surprised?


"Indie Gamer Chick" talks about Capcom's Megaman games.


TMNT:


Dob Chipman turns his back on Feminism when they clamp down on his fap material, while TeamImpossible finds another diagnostic sign of Nazism:




Serious business on the internet:

Okay I don't know who this "Destiny" guy is, but if he sabotaged TransLifeLine's fundraiser, he can't be a very bad guy.

More crossover with Cuck Wendigo:


Peter Coffin:

The raison d'être of ALL ideology is "good people should come out on top", because all ideologues consider themselves "good people".




Long Time No See!

Bobby talks about his story of being dumped.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

The caveman sci-fi comic is just... the first strip is literally EXACTLY what people are worried about. Yes, fire can keep you warm and cook your food. It can also burn down your house if you're not careful. Technology carries risk and cost, and it might be a good idea to count that cost before we uncritically embrace the latest shiny gee-whizzery produced by The Science™. I don't understand how they think MAKING THEIR OPPONENT'S POINT FOR THEM, just in a snarky way, somehow disproves it.

Then again, it's Dresden Codak, written by a man who thinks anyone who doesn't jump headfirst into the technological singularity of transhumanism is basically subhuman. Much like Bob. Also much like Bob, I think he might have a thread on here...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob's cyber-stalking of Glenn Greenwald and Peter Coffin is downright creepy.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Moviebob is a believer in SOMETHING

His attractiveness?

I mean, despite whatever Bob says about the Catholic Church, him getting to meet any of his waifus would require a miracle on the scale of Lourdes or Fátima.

"there was totally an organised insurrection, but the FBI hushed it up" is just the neolib version of "Hillary totally gets high on adrenochrome, but the deep state hushes it up" and should be taken as seriously.

There's a reason "Blue Anon" is a thing.

MOS' plan is ridiculous (you want to transport civilians, many of who were abolitionists and members of things like the Wide Awake clubs, and many more of who never owned slaves, purely because they were born in the wrong part of Burgerland?), would require crimes against humanity (because ethnically cleansing the South of whites is still ethnic cleansing, regardless of how racist those whites were) and would be impractical (you can't just hang a million people for being conscripted into the wrong army).

In other words, it's obvious why he hangs around with Bob.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob really is everything wrong with the country right now. In the midst of the biggest military in the past 40 years he's calling people names and snorting his fat nose at people about stupid, irrelevant shit. When he hears the UK prime minister tried to call Biden and was ignored, he dances around and cheers like Eric Cartman when Kyle loses at Xbox because he doesn't like Boris Johnson, ignoring the incredibly serious and horrifying implications. He's still sucking Biden's cock and singing his praises even as Rome burns.

Adults are talking, Bob. If you don't have anything more cerebral to say then "hehe SUBHUMAN TRASH! SUPERIOR FOOTUR!" then shut the fuck up and go back to dancing like an idiot in front of your greenscreen.

 

[Flexo]

The founder of GOP contained black peoples, but that doesn't matter because "that was a long time ago".

As if time meant anything for SJWs. If people could be persuaded not to hold grudges because "that was a long time ago", SJW would not have existed

So let me get this straight...

The GOP being founded to stop slavery is "a long time ago" but slavery effects are still being felt?

Also I feel like @Positron's latest post should have been dedicated to me with all that robot love.

 

[Positron]

Also I feel like @Positron's latest post should have been dedicated to me with all that robot love.

You are always Bobby's favorite toy.

 

[Flexo]

You are always Bobby's favorite toy.

And this is why I drink more than the manufacturer's recommendation.



Anyone notice that when Bob HAS to post an L, he becomes even more incoherent and error prone in his writing than ever?

I think we have a confirmed sign of when Bob's had a bad day even his massive ego can't deflect.

 

[BScCollateral]

Robots will soon be your judge, jury, and entertainer.
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Disney wants robots to make Disneyland look "populated."

Attendance must be through the roof.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

And this is why I drink more than the manufacturer's recommendation.

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Anyone notice that when Bob HAS to post an L, he becomes even more incoherent and error prone in his writing than ever?

I think we have a confirmed sign of when Bob's had a bad day even his massive ego can't deflect.

This is literally what happens in Fallout.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

The caveman sci-fi comic is just... the first strip is literally EXACTLY what people are worried about. Yes, fire can keep you warm and cook your food. It can also burn down your house if you're not careful. Technology carries risk and cost, and it might be a good idea to count that cost before we uncritically embrace the latest shiny gee-whizzery produced by The Science™. I don't understand how they think MAKING THEIR OPPONENT'S POINT FOR THEM, just in a snarky way, somehow disproves it.

Then again, it's Dresden Codak, written by a man who thinks anyone who doesn't jump headfirst into the technological singularity of transhumanism is basically subhuman. Much like Bob. Also much like Bob, I think he might have a thread on here...

To be fair, I’m pretty sure that comic isn’t trying to make any sort of point. I’ve never seen anybody treat it like a political cartoon. The joke is simply “lol what would cavemen sci-fi be like?” Bob has probably just twisted it in his mind and believes it’s insulting people who fear progress by comparing them to cavemen or something.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

To be fair, I’m pretty sure that comic isn’t trying to make any sort of point. I’ve never seen anybody treat it like a political cartoon. The joke is simply “lol what would cavemen sci-fi be like?” Bob has probably just twisted it in his mind and believes it’s insulting people who fear progress by comparing them to cavemen or something.

In isolation, I can see how it would be interpreted that way. If you know about Dresden Codak, you'll realize the comic is completely serious.

EDIT: See these for more info, because the more I think about it, the author of the comic is alarmingly similar to Bob in a lot of his views.

TLDR: Aaron Diaz is similar to Bob in advocating for a transhumanist techno-utopia at any cost. Unlike Bob, he has some talent and intelligence, but is even more chillingly dismissive of anyone who doesn't share his views. If you told Bob that pressing a big red button would bring about utopia but kill a billion people in the process, Bob would rub his hands with evil glee, confident that The Science would spare him for being On The Right Side of History, and confine its judgment to those cousin fucking Republicans. If you told Aaron that pressing a big red button would bring about utopia but kill a billion people in the process, he'd just say "okay then" and press it without further reflection, because a billion lives literally don't matter to him. Also he trooned out or something.

 

[cypocryphy]

Jamaicans tend to be very religious and not fans of the "batty boys".

Also, wrestling stopped being cool around 20 years ago and usually only the biggest , sweatiest neckbeards still watch it. So it's no surprise with Bob.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Indeed, many innocent Afghans have died in the past 3 days thanks to the mess made by Joe Biden and Mark Milley et al, yet leftists are suspiciously silent.

Remember when Texas Senator Ted Cruz went on vacation while a blizzard hit his state earlier this year and everyone gave him crap for it? Where's the scorn for Biden?

I was wondering why Chris got interested in Spiderman all of a sudden; the reason has to be this:

Disney Junior. These men are 37 and 40.

From what I've heard, Kamala Khan us one of the main characters, so it's possible they're trying to appeal to the Tumblr crowd.

 

[glib]

I just want to point out that Bob really is a moron.

Especially when someone i know died 2 weeks after being on ventilation.
The doctors didn't prescribe ivermectin or hydroxlchloroquine, i had to call the man's wife to get them to try it.
Bob meanwhile, wouldn't even care cause if they weren't vaccinated, he'd be happy if they died.
Since they voted Trump, Bob wouldn't care if they died.

The real effects of Bob's ideology is why i hate him.

 

[Bolo]

And this is why I drink more than the manufacturer's recommendation.

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Anyone notice that when Bob HAS to post an L, he becomes even more incoherent and error prone in his writing than ever?

I think we have a confirmed sign of when Bob's had a bad day even his massive ego can't deflect.

I don't think this is Robert posting his L, whenever he posts about his ex-girlfriends, even if he talks about being "dumped" and deserving it, understand that the true meaning behind it is stablish "Robert Chipman: Sex haver"

He never goes into detail about his relationships, it is always vague shit, and while you could argue that it is just Robert being smart about his power level,I call bullshit. He always has a story about a ex-girlfriend, that had this or that quirk, or used to do this or that, whatever is relevant to the topic at hand.

Also, it is always a EX, because a current relationship would have people asking him about it, but a past one he can pretty much invent it and leave at that

You know when you are talking to someone about something and the guy always interjects with sometthing like: "Yeah, MY GIRLFRIEND also loves that" to the point that it becomes obvious that he just wants to brag about having a girlfriend, yeah, that is Robert in a more pathetic version of that.

I doubt if Robert is full on virgin incel, but I don't think he ever had a full on steady girlfriend ever on his life.

 

[Koby_Fish]

His attractiveness?

I mean, despite whatever Bob says about the Catholic Church, him getting to meet any of his waifus would require a miracle on the scale of Lourdes or Fátima.

"there was totally an organised insurrection, but the FBI hushed it up" is just the neolib version of "Hillary totally gets high on adrenochrome, but the deep state hushes it up" and should be taken as seriously.

There's a reason "Blue Anon" is a thing.

MOS' plan is ridiculous (you want to transport civilians, many of who were abolitionists and members of things like the Wide Awake clubs, and many more of who never owned slaves, purely because they were born in the wrong part of Burgerland?), would require crimes against humanity (because ethnically cleansing the South of whites is still ethnic cleansing, regardless of how racist those whites were) and would be impractical (you can't just hang a million people for being conscripted into the wrong army).

In other words, it's obvious why he hangs around with Bob.

I would hasten to remind all the MOS is a CANADIAN, and thus SHOULDN'T be thinking/sperging this hard about US's past regarding slavery/whatever.

I don't think this is Robert posting his L, whenever he posts about his ex-girlfriends, even if he talks about being "dumped" and deserving it, understand that the true meaning behind it is stablish "Robert Chipman: Sex haver"

He never goes into detail about his relationships, it is always vague shit, and while you could argue that it is just Robert being smart about his power level,I call bullshit. He always has a story about a ex-girlfriend, that had this or that quirk, or used to do this or that, whatever is relevant to the topic at hand.

Also, it is always a EX, because a current relationship would have people asking him about it, but a past one he can pretty much invent it and leave at that

You know when you are talking to someone about something and the guy always interjects with sometthing like: "Yeah, MY GIRLFRIEND also loves that" to the point that it becomes obvious that he just wants to brag about having a girlfriend, yeah, that is Robert in a more pathetic version of that.

I doubt if Robert is full on virgin incel, but I don't think he ever had a full on steady girlfriend ever on his life.

How much you wanna bet if Bob's "ex" was real, that the reason she dumped his fat ass was he was hunched over his phone 24/7 sperging on twitter?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

MOS is a CANADIAN, and thus SHOULDN'T be thinking

He isn't.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He isn't.

I remember a tweet MOS made where he said he was Canadian. But he's obviously the unthinking NDP type so.

 

[Adamska]

I don't think this is Robert posting his L, whenever he posts about his ex-girlfriends, even if he talks about being "dumped" and deserving it, understand that the true meaning behind it is stablish "Robert Chipman: Sex haver"

He never goes into detail about his relationships, it is always vague shit, and while you could argue that it is just Robert being smart about his power level,I call bullshit. He always has a story about a ex-girlfriend, that had this or that quirk, or used to do this or that, whatever is relevant to the topic at hand.

Also, it is always a EX, because a current relationship would have people asking him about it, but a past one he can pretty much invent it and leave at that

You know when you are talking to someone about something and the guy always interjects with sometthing like: "Yeah, MY GIRLFRIEND also loves that" to the point that it becomes obvious that he just wants to brag about having a girlfriend, yeah, that is Robert in a more pathetic version of that.

I doubt if Robert is full on virgin incel, but I don't think he ever had a full on steady girlfriend ever on his life.

Calling it now; Bob uses the women he creeps on from his bootleg Dave and Busters as material for his "Exes" like the virgin with rage mental midget he is. I'm surprised that he hasn't tried this with Lindsay yet too.