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Translation: "I wouldn't shut up about Tumblr shit at the dinner table, and when my parents told me to stop I flipped them off, and now I'm grounded."
 
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Ace_Reloaded said:
The fuck is demifluid? You're only a fluid around someone you bond with? What are you the rest of the time? A gas?
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This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm pretty good at interpreting tumblrisms but demifluid is over my head. Googling suggests it means one part of your gender stays static while another part changes.

This is fucking stupid.
 
Warden said:
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm pretty good at interpreting tumblrisms but demifluid is over my head. Googling suggests it means one part of your gender stays static while another part changes.

This is fucking stupid.
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It's contradictory, too.

Like I said in another topic, the made-up gender BS is the most annoying thing to come from Tumblr.
 
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BeaArthurKin said:
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Okay, but why is Harry black?
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I heard that people make Harry black because the books (other than the illustrations on the covers) aren't very clear about what Harry's skin colour is.
(I'd show an example but I had got this info from a friend.)

They do this to Hermione as well.

Still, it's pretty stupid.
 
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The Straight Seagull said:
I heard that people make Harry black because the books (other than the illustrations on the covers) aren't very clear about what Harry's skin colour is.
(I'd show an example but I had got this info from a friend.)

They do this to Hermione as well.

Still, it's pretty stupid.
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Tumblr: "All characters are black/trans/queer/schizophrenic until proven otherwise!"
 
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The Straight Seagull said:
I heard that people make Harry black because the books (other than the illustrations on the covers) aren't very clear about what Harry's skin colour is.
(I'd show an example but I had got this info from a friend.)

They do this to Hermione as well.

Still, it's pretty stupid.
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The excuse I hear for Hermoine is her frizzy hair.
 
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Warden said:
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm pretty good at interpreting tumblrisms but demifluid is over my head. Googling suggests it means one part of your gender stays static while another part changes.

This is fucking stupid.
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It's like the Demiboy/demigirl thing, which is basically "I'm cis but sometimes I act masculine/feminine and thus am part of the trans community!"
 
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Warden said:
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm pretty good at interpreting tumblrisms but demifluid is over my head. Googling suggests it means one part of your gender stays static while another part changes.

This is fucking stupid.
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When tumblrinas talk about gender they may as well be talking about how many angels can sit on the head of a pin.
 
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Cuddlefish said:
It's like the Demiboy/demigirl thing, which is basically "I'm cis but sometimes I act masculine/feminine and thus am part of the trans community!"
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Sometime this past year there was a trans appreciation day on tumblr, I forget the hashtag though. People who looked completely cis but labeled themselves nonbinary had their pictures circulated as "trans".

The tumblr argument is that you can present masculine or feminine and still be whatever gender. I can grasp that to a reasonable extent. But isn't it kind of really fucking rude to pretend you're trans on a day meant for trans people?
 
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Warden said:
Sometime this past year there was a trans appreciation day on tumblr, I forget the hashtag though. People who looked completely cis but labeled themselves nonbinary had their pictures circulated as "trans".

The tumblr argument is that you can present masculine or feminine and still be whatever gender. I can grasp that to a reasonable extent. But isn't it kind of really fucking rude to pretend you're trans on a day meant for trans people?
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These special snowflakes need to stop appropriating from trans-gender people and check their privilege! ;)
 
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Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
The excuse I hear for Hermoine is her frizzy hair.
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Now that's just racist.

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I would argue that this is a mostly normal opinion. An adult who wants 'em as young as legally possible is making a workaround for being attracted to minors.

Content: A Very Big Problem to have.

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Solution: Cut down your internet and find a hobby instead. It's more fun to do slinging for example than it is to cry about genders. Or shit, just write some godawful fanfics instead. It's still more time efficient than worrying about made up bullshit, especially considering the people you're trying to impress are garbage who'll turn on you instantly.
 
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peribot said:
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Welcome to Tumblr where literally everything is pedophilia.
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Those last two sentences aside (pedophilia and hebephilia are two different things), this is reasonable. However, what isn't reasonable is thinking that talking down to a bunch of middle-aged adults like children will get them to stop doing something. Unfortunately for them the real world doesn't like Dora the Explorer.
 
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