US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Billy Beer]

You -greatly- underestimate the degree that Biden's handlers have fucked up. There is not a single thing he's above water on right now. That means he successfully alienated the majority of Americans -even in push polls-.

That means that the majority of American's -do not trust him- to "Build Back Better". If it were that easy, he'd not have been steadily going down this entire time with that exact same messaging. Its hardly going to make him bounce back from a major crisis when it hasn't been working even before that crisis.

I don't doubt what you're saying is correct. What i do doubt is the majority of the retards in your country to do anything about it. We saw 4 years of lying about orinj man. We've had 18 months of lies and back peddling about covid. Yet, orinj man eternally bad and the vax is the greatest ever.

Your country, and too much of the west, are eternally online fucking retards. To quote Joe Quimby: "Toss them a fish and watch them slap their fins together"

If Biden was going to be outted, it would happen through way of Hunter's Laptop and proof of corruption, but everyone is corrupt and there's no garuntee that if Joe goes, either He, Jill or Hunter won't leak the full details of corruption.

There is also the Oranged Man to get against with.

Orinj man is the ultimate enemy. Rally the retards against him and they'll do anything. They'll even vote in a dementia ridden, senile old racist.

 

[Gehenna]

I don't doubt what you're saying is correct. What i do doubt is the majority of the retards in your country to do anything about it. We saw 4 years of lying about orinj man. We've had 18 months of lies and back peddling about covid. Yet, orinj man eternally bad and the vax is the greatest ever.

Your country, and too much of the west, are eternally online fucking retards. To quote Joe Quimby: "Toss them a fish and watch them slap their fins together"

If Biden was going to be outted, it would happen through way of Hunter's Laptop and proof of corruption, but everyone is corrupt and there's no garuntee that if Joe goes, either He, Jill or Hunter won't leak the full details of corruption.

Orinj man is the ultimate enemy. Rally the retards against him and they'll do anything. They'll even vote in a dementia ridden, senile old racist.

Right, let me inform you of something glaringly obviously wrong about what you just said probably because you are a non-american.

Those flag-wavers you just said would accept Biden? Are the guys who voted FOR Trump. The Democrats as a group are -much- less patriotic.

 

[Billy Beer]

Right, let me inform you of something glaringly obviously wrong about what you just said probably because you are a non-american.

Those flag-wavers you just said would accept Biden? Are the guys who voted FOR Trump. The Democrats as a group are -much- less patriotic.

I get that and i know the flag wavers are Trump supporters, they do love America though and they're mainly retarded. A different kind of retarded from the left, but still largely retarded.

Reach across the aisle, build bridges, bridge the divide, close the chasm, there's loads of crappy sayings that would work.

Paint Biden as making a mistake
Say America is under attack (which it is on twitter) (worse than bidens mistake)
Slogan of something like "rally around the President, for America"
Something about covid, because why not?

If all that fails, who cares what people think? Biden runs the show, try and stop him.

The fact that he's going to the G7 shows he will be in charge for a very long time. Kamala isn't going with him, she's half a world away.

 

[Gehenna]

I get that and i know the flag wavers are Trump supporters, they do love America though and they're mainly retarded. A different kind of retarded from the left, but still largely retarded.

Reach across the aisle, build bridges, bridge the divide, close the chasm, there's loads of crappy sayings that would work.

Paint Biden as making a mistake
Say America is under attack (which it is on twitter) (worse than bidens mistake)
Slogan of something like "rally around the President, for America"
Something about covid, because why not?

If all that fails, who cares what people think? Biden runs the show, try and stop him.

The fact that he's going to the G7 shows he will be in charge for a very long time. Kamala isn't going with him, she's half a world away.

A few things.

1: These Trump Voters -overwhelmingly- believe Biden stole the election. This means there is no way that appealing to patriotism is going to begin to work on them. ever. The U.S. could be -actually invaded- and they wouldn't.
2: Biden claiming he 'made a mistake' is much, much too late now. First impressions are forever, and the first impression on this one is Biden trying to pass the buck. At best admitting a mistake now stems the bleeding, it will never repair the damage.
3: Slogans don't actually -do- anything without some substance behind it. That substance has to be either action on the part of the sloganeer or goodwill on the part of the person hearing the slogan. Biden has neither.
4: Biden officially fell below 50 on Covid, so that's just dead in general. But particularly dead with Trump voters who, again overwhelmingly, express skepticism over covid, the vaccines, and Biden in general.

As to why care why people think. Those people live in States, states which increasingly do not care what Biden says. And if enough do, then the federal government becomes rather toothless on a domestic level. And on the foreign level... well, Biden's already fucked.

 

[Billy Beer]

A few things.

1: These Trump Voters -overwhelmingly- believe Biden stole the election. This means ther eis no way that appealing to patriotism is going to begin to work on them. ever. The U.S. could be -actually invaded- and they wouldn't.
2: Biden claiming he 'made a mistake' is much, much too late now. First impressions are forever, and the first impression on this one is Biden trying to pass the buck. At best admitting a mistake now stems the bleeding, it will never repair the damage.
3: Slogans don't actually -do- anything without some substance behind it. That substance has to be either action on the part of the sloganeer or goodwill on the part of the person hearing the slogan. Biden has neither.
4: Biden officially fell below 50 on Covid, so that's just dead in general. But particularly dead with Trump voters who, again overwhelmingly, express skepticism over covid, the vaccines, and Biden in general.

As to why care why people think. Those people live in States, states which increasingly do not care what Biden says. And if enough do, then the federal government becomes rather toothless on a domestic level. And on the foreign level... well, Biden's already fucked.

All good points. I'm happy to be wrong, I've just lost faith in people's ability to think. Most people are dribbling morons these days, myself being no exception!

I think the UK will fleece Biden on Tuesday, get loads of good trade deals off of him in exchange for us dropping pressure from him, all of this hush hush of course.

Optimistic rating but hopefully we tell him to go bollocks until Trump is back in charge.

On a different note, how long before we see the first "at least trump was X" articles coming from the left wing MSM?

 

[Gehenna]

All good points. I'm happy to be wrong, I've just lost faith in people's ability to think. Most people are dribbling morons these days, myself being no exception!

I think the UK will fleece Biden on Tuesday, get loads of good trade deals off of him in exchange for us dropping pressure from him, all of this hush hush of course.

Optimistic rating but hopefully we tell him to go bollocks until Trump is back in charge.

On a different note, how long before we see the first "at least trump was X" articles coming from the left wing MSM?

I don't think the left will ever admit Trump was the better option openly. Just look at our resident retard for an example. Trump will always be dubiously and vaguely 'worse' in some way. I do expect a lot will privately have those feelings, but never really voice them in fear of the mob.

 

[Abradolfus_Linclerson]

So this has been gnawing at me for a few days now and I'm not sure if it belongs here or in the thread about the Talibanistan shitshow, but whatever. Jannies, relocate as necessary.

Two questions for folks:
1) I have seen repeatedly the idea that somehow pulling out on 9/11 would be good optics. How? Why? We're slinking off with our tail between our legs, soon or late, so why does doing it on the 20th anniversary of the day Bin Laden cucked us so fucking hard matter?

2) Why are any of my fellow Burgerfats who aren't Biden drones/TDS-suffering RINO lickspittles trying to defend the Pantshitter-in-Chief from rightly earned foreign mockery and condemnation? This is the greatest skedaddle of our military since goddamn 1st Bull Run (the original, and still greatest, Great Skedaddle) to my recollection. (I know, I know, Fall of Saigon, but I wasn't alive for that and as one of those American messes started by Democrats it gets no coverage in American history courses: they focus on the war crimes and the protests and little else.)

 

[Tour of Italy]

I want to believe @Gehenna, and there's good evidence that this is waking people up. The fuck up is too profound to hide anymore.

But then to @HymanHive 's credit, we have millions of people thinking that not partaking in a their sacrament from multibillion dollar pharmaceutical corporations makes them less than human, even though not doing so literally doesn't endanger anyone but themselves, at best.

There are massive elements of our population that are completely brainwashed and demoralized. I'm not sure where the tipping point is. It would take someone in the establishment admitting fault for the drones to follow suit, because that's the only way some of these people would be able to change opinions while still preserving their self-image of being smart, informed and "on the right side".

If Biden resigns or something of similar magnitude, then I think the dominos will fall. Until then, it's battle of the stubborn retards.

On a different note, how long before we see the first "at least trump was X" articles coming from the left wing MSM?

Honestly this is the kind of thing that will need to start happening before entrenched morons follow suit. And the only way the MSM pivots like this is if the security agencies realize that having Biden in is more of a liability than an asset and start making phone calls.

 

[polonium]

He won't survive this if there's a terrorist attack involving people and/or weapons that came from Afghanistan which as far as I'm concerned is almost a certainty.

Just like fast & furious took down Obama when that border patrol agent got killed with guns they gave to the cartels and then lost track of.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

A lot of these numpties are career politicians. Let that sink in. Tucker was absolutely right: What in the entire almight fuck is going on with all these people. This is a direct indictment of their lack of qualifications and their dereliction of duty.

I've said it before. Elected officials and politicians are probably the easiest to replace and most useless people working today and yet they lord over us.

Any good plumber, automechanic, construction worker, or janitor does more good on a daily basis than any politician does in a year, and the formers are the ones that get looked down on and fucked over while politicians get power and respect for doing nothing.

 

[Overly Serious]

I'm surprised the media hasn't suddenly decided Hunter's laptop is super interesting. Makes me think they're sticking with the Crypt Keeper for the time being.

Hunter's laptop and its mountain of evidence of degredation and corruption, is an asset. Once spent, it is gone. It's received sufficient lack of penetration into the public consciousness that they can still get mileage out of threatening to publicize stuff from there. The original goal of the FBI was to keep it entirely under wraps so that they had a very solid hold over the president. BUT, that being blown, it can still be used somewhat. Hunter's mountain of wrong-doing isn't going to be used unless Biden doesn't behave.

TL;DR: They're going to hold that card for as long as it's more useful as a threat to Biden than it is a way to bring him down.

 

[Sithis]

So this has been gnawing at me for a few days now and I'm not sure if it belongs here or in the thread about the Talibanistan shitshow, but whatever. Jannies, relocate as necessary.

Two questions for folks:
1) I have seen repeatedly the idea that somehow pulling out on 9/11 would be good optics. How? Why? We're slinking off with our tail between our legs, soon or late, so why does doing it on the 20th anniversary of the day Bin Laden cucked us so fucking hard matter?

2) Why are any of my fellow Burgerfats who aren't Biden drones/TDS-suffering RINO lickspittles trying to defend the Pantshitter-in-Chief from rightly earned foreign mockery and condemnation? This is the greatest skedaddle of our military since goddamn 1st Bull Run (the original, and still greatest, Great Skedaddle) to my recollection. (I know, I know, Fall of Saigon, but I wasn't alive for that and as one of those American messes started by Democrats it gets no coverage in American history courses: they focus on the war crimes and the protests and little else.)

1. Well, first, you have to remember that the capacity for these people to think like empathetic human beings was lost long ago. Of course to a normal human, the 9/11 anniversary is a somber occasion, and should be separate from a celebration of finally bringing our troops home. But these people don't think like normal humans. That's why he didn't even anticipate that after specifically promising the 9/11 victims families he'd release files, they were pissed when he didn't and uninvited him. They think, I shit you not, in ways similar to Vought in The Boys - everything is about image but they only
know the plastic kind of imagery you see on cheesy paintings of rustic america, not real things that real people think or feel.
Now, there were some people who were glad about that arrangement and were not detached uncaring lizard people, but my understanding is they're the minority and it's probably just the relief of bringing our troops home after such a long and godawful war. This war might not have been as bloody as Vietnam but it was a lot longer and a lot more taxing on everything about our lives while being based on equal amounts of bullshit.

2. I haven't seen anyone defending Biden on a personal level more just national pride but if they are it's just an extension of that national pride that the fucker doesn't even deserve.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The CDC's Hurricane Preparation Guidelines.
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>Emergency supplies
>Evacuation plan
>COVID-19 shot

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Only people I've seen defending Biden or handwaving this are people that would still defend him if he unironically buried a dog alive and broadcasted it from the White House.

But he's also triggered quite a few from that side of the canyon as well for abandoning muh womyn and muh LGBT in Afghanistan.

 

[TaterFarmer]

The Democrats as a group are -much- less patriotic.

I do expect a lot will privately have those feelings, but never really voice them in fear of the mob.

I want to believe @Gehenna, and there's good evidence that this is waking people up. The fuck up is too profound to hide anymore.

Remember that they voted sleepy joe and his ho in to get free gibs and they still haven't gotten their free tuition, permanent rent, and UBI, but they've watched Biden talk about spending $300 million per day on Afghanistan over and over this last week. They might not give a shit about the country, but they want their free gibs that they were promised.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

As a break from crap show that is Afghanistan.
Another crap show.

>Real communism hasn't been tried
I've seen this shit constantly during the Skeptic saga.

Communists are fucking retarded, in other news water is still wet. All that and more including sports on the hour.

 

[Oats12345]

Posiobeck.
Thank you.

I'm happy O'Neill told that general off. By just saying "you wouldn't actually there just like the politicians"

About this, I actually have had some hesitancy as somebody who's received both vaccination doses so far when it comes to getting a booster shot. Heart inflammation is a possible long-term side effect, and while it's exceedingly rare (724 confirmed cases from Pfizer), the fear is that it might become more pronounced with the booster shots. And for me, my father and I both have genetically weak hearts which are predisposed to becoming inflamed. I've actually been following a diet intended to reduce the rate of that happening/taking a supplement regime, and I'm going to be going back in to check with my doctor and see if it's working out. I'm not saying I'm perfect considering how lethargic I was at the start of the pandemic - I definitely don't have as much stamina as I used to, and I've lost almost 40 pounds on this diet already - but there's a very real chance I might have to take statins for the rest of my life as an otherwise healthy man under 30 years old.

I'm not saying that the odds aren't slim. But they're there, and they might be increasing. And it's difficult for me to bring myself to take a vaccine which might make my current condition worse. I hope you can understand that for some, we're very much caught between a rock and a hard place when it comes to our health and possible side effects from the vaccine.

I understand my father's doctor told him he can't take the shot because of his bloodcluts that run in our family. People like the troll above ignore health risks form the vaccine just to feel brave and smart.

You misread, he was respectful to countries like North Korea and people like the Taliban. He didn't need to repeatedly tell them he'd rain hell on them if they attacked America, he would make sure they knew and then talk to them like equals, which is why they respected him and were willing to make deals with him like the Taliban deal that Joe decided to not honor.

Honestly the same people who complain about Trump talking to North Korea and Taliban. Will ignore China's horrifying atrocities and continue to suck their dick. So they have no ground to stand on.

Exactly. I don't know why people are simping for this senile retard just to own Orange Man. At this point you look as bad as Qanonfags. If anything else, the Blue Team should be angry at the Democrats for pushing this dementia-addled senior to be president, with a cackling harpy whose sole qualification is locking up blacks and sleeping her way to the top as his backup.

Just compare 2012 Biden to today. I can buy people voting for 2012 Biden, and supporting him. Not 2020 Biden.

I said during the first Trump/Biden debate on here when someone shared the video of Biden/Paul Ryan debate. My response was "That's not the same Biden anymore"

I was curious about this too, because Trump saying he trusted the Taliban sounded too specific to be an off-the-cuff remark. And I think I might have found it. If Politifact is to be trusted, it originated from the "OccupyDemocrats" Instagram page:*



If nothing else, it's a fascinating way to see how information can spread online.

*The post in question has had the comment edited to reflect Politifact's commentary, which I found enormously entertaining after subjecting myself to their Instagram for five minutes.

The fact that people take news form a very open propaganda democrat instagram page is just sad to me.

Well, we have no one in charge so this will be a disaster.

I feel it's going to get worse.

Only people I've seen defending Biden or handwaving this are people that would still defend him if he unironically buried a dog alive and broadcasted it from the White House.

But he's also triggered quite a few from that side of the canyon as well for abandoning muh womyn and muh LGBT in Afghanistan.

Same. I only have seen twitter idiots and people who spend to much time on the internet defending Biden

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Just like fast & furious took down Obama when that border patrol agent got killed with guns they gave to the cartels and then lost track of.

Not nearly as big a deal.
Not even close to the amount of lives lost and it didn't involve an historic tragedy (9/11) and alliance with Europe and the UK.

The border patrol agent being murdered by illegals carrying guns Obama had leaked into their circle is indeed scandalous but no where near as atrocious and impacting as this is.

Thousands of actual USA citizens are stuck behind enemy lines, our allies have citizens stuck because of the midnight withdrawal, and oh yeah, billions of dollars in exclusively American technology and weaponry are in the hands of the taliban and apparently ISIS.

All because the puppet handlers are incompetent fuckwits who did everything opposite and late as hell.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

The Democrats are pissed but nothing will be done because they aren't going to abandon Biden because that would be a win for Trump. The best they can hope for is that Biden dies -- preferably taken out by an alt+right, anti-vaxxer terrorist -- so they can recover his image and pretend he was the kind of President they wanted instead of a retarded mash up of Reagan and GW Bush.

Trouble is, they'll be left with President Harris which will somehow be even worse than fully senile Biden. I sometimes think Biden picked Harris just for assassination deterrence. There really is no point in getting rid of him if the replacement isn't going to be any better.

I really don't understand why the US can't find more competent candidates for political office. If these are the best and the brightest we've got, we really are a nation of retards.

 

[thyme's up]

At first I thought the overnight sidebar ITT was going to be boring but it ended up quite informational. The Nugget admitted that he doesn't look too deeply down certain rabbit holes because it gives him anxiety. Totally understandable. It also showed that our failed education system, the media propaganda machine, and the fear porn of the last couple of years have done their job on millions of people. For some it's impossible to believe that the very people and government who have promised for decades that they care about you, want you to be happy and successful, have empathy and respect, and are willing to spend billions (trillions!) on programs to make everything better...is just a sham.

Biden's first address after he became president was about Covid. He said "put your faith in the government". It's more emotional gaslighting, and it works. People put their faith in government and expect the government to follow through. Realizing that they've been lied to and taken advantage of doesn't compute for some because the reality is more terrifying than the narrative. That's why people are willing to defend the nonsensical, because they're fighting for emotional equanimity that is eroding by the hour thanks to massive governmental incompetence (by both parties).

TL;DR- it's not that people can't be open minded. It's that they're scared to be.