Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AnOminous]

I’ve never had a puppy. Do you need to watch it every second like one does with a human toddler?

More or less, and moreso with a litter of them. You have to walk them, and train them to use a pad so they don't shit and piss everywhere until they're fully housebroken, you have to put up with them biting you playfully, but they have needle sharp teeth at that age, until they learn to calm down, you have to make sure they don't chew on electrical cords, network cables and all kinds of other shit puppies love to chew on, you have to make sure they don't somehow get into and eat poisonous shit, which they also love to try to do, etc.

You can't just keep them in cages all day, but it's good to have cages for time-outs and at night.

That said, mother dogs manage to take care of them. Becky isn't even a bitch. She's dumber and more useless than an actual, literal bitch.

 

[Nobue]

Daniel was the one I respected the least, but it's honestly heartwarming to see him grow a spine and humiliate his fake wife in the process

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Ahh yes, so the puppy who you've been non-stop complaining about and has rendered you "injured" and utterly unable to care for it and thus foisted it upon your manservants to look after is, in fact, what is teaching you that having children is most definitely a good idea for you to have.



If anything, this is showing everyone how unprepared you'd be to have children. But of course Becky knows that, deep down. This little declaration is performative like everything else. She's got to put on her little song and dance of pretend-maturity in order to poorly mask just how awful she is at being responsible for any other living creature that's dependent upon her for anything. Pay no attention to the cunt behind the curtain.

I truly feel bad for this puppy, because it's just another prop in this bitch's life and will have to rely on the cucks for proper care.

 

[AnOminous]

I truly feel bad for this puppy, because it's just another prop in this bitch's life and will have to rely on the cucks for proper care.

It's amazing how absolutely worthless this bitch is and without a single redeeming feature. Short of boiling the dog like Isabella Janke's hamsters, I doubt she could be less capable of a human being.

 

[Beating Women]

Countdown to her dumping the puppy Lena Dunham style and making it a sob story all about her.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Yeah that dog is doomed to have an "accident" or "run away" or similar.

She's literally enacting her fantasy of parenthood, where she's injured and laid up for weeks after having the baby and so she has men wait on her hand and foot while crying about how she "would die for this baby" but also is in so much pain and has postpartum depression and sometimes wishes she'd never been a mom.

This is how she hopes to parent.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

She’s going to re-home this animal within weeks, three months tops. Usually, I would find that appalling but truthfully, I want this little pup out of this house of narcissism and sperging for its own good.

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

Perhaps if even one person in the household was even slightly physically inclined they could take the puppy outside for exercise so that it would be exhausted and more manageable through the rest of the day? Don't they have two unemployed people at home all day currently? I'd suggest perhaps adding a fit person to the polycule, but I know anybody remotely hot wouldn't touch that blob-triad with a ten foot pole.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

So with Daniel bringing home sidechicks, Becky having to cancel expensive trips (and as she said some time ago, those are often paid by Daniel) and her often talking about how she doesn't consider Daniel to be really reliable as an income source, it really looks like Dan has found his man-pants and is gearing up to leave the cucklife behind. On the other hand I'm sure Becky would accuse him of rape and abuse if he left like that, so maybe they have come to some sort of arrangement. Stay in the house, pay rent, but don't be really part of the cuck-circus anymore.
Either way, hopefully there are fun times ahead.

It does seem kind of weird that suddenly Daniel is bringing chicks back home shortly after the "miscarriage" which would seem a little insensitive if that actually happened. Not to mention leaving Bex to go play D&D during a vulnerable time. But I think it's more everyone knew a baby never existed and decided to just gloss that lie over.

That said I don't think Daniel's sticking it to her in this case - I'm guessing he looked at his budget and could at least tell that paying for a stupidly expensive Disney hotel in Hawaii isn't really a good idea. They'll still waste the money on drink, weed and legos anyway. I thought they had that trip booked however, not sure what Disney's refund policy is at present, but it's usually "lol got ur money and not giving it back"

 

[Kosher Salt]

Fuck Becky and her shit take that post-partum depression is basically just being overstimulated and overtired. It's not just that. That's insulting to people who've had to deal with actual post-partum depression.

 

[Water-T]

Ahh yes, so the puppy who you've been non-stop complaining about and has rendered you "injured" and utterly unable to care for it and thus foisted it upon your manservants to look after is, in fact, what is teaching you that having children is most definitely a good idea for you to have.

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If anything, this is showing everyone how unprepared you'd be to have children. But of course Becky knows that, deep down. This little declaration is performative like everything else. She's got to put on her little song and dance of pretend-maturity in order to poorly mask just how awful she is at being responsible for any other living creature that's dependent upon her for anything. Pay no attention to the cunt behind the curtain.

I truly feel bad for this puppy, because it's just another prop in this bitch's life and will have to rely on the cucks for proper care.

Becky: THIS SMALL CREATURE THAT RELIES ON ME AND DOES NOT KNOW ANY BETTER HAS CRIPPLED ME, MADE MY LIFE HELL, AND I WANT TO DRUG IT INTO A STUPOR! REEEE!

Also Becky: I’d make such a great mother, Y’all!

 

[Actinidia]

It does seem kind of weird that suddenly Daniel is bringing chicks back home shortly after the "miscarriage" which would seem a little insensitive if that actually happened. Not to mention leaving Bex to go play D&D during a vulnerable time. But I think it's more everyone knew a baby never existed and decided to just gloss that lie over.

That said I don't think Daniel's sticking it to her in this case - I'm guessing he looked at his budget and could at least tell that paying for a stupidly expensive Disney hotel in Hawaii isn't really a good idea. They'll still waste the money on drink, weed and legos anyway. I thought they had that trip booked however, not sure what Disney's refund policy is at present, but it's usually "lol got ur money and not giving it back"

He's not "sticking it to her"- he'll fulfill his legal obligations to her, to the letter, I'm sure. He just doesn't give a flying fuck about pleasing her anymore. Everyone knows she wasn't pregnant this time, and her bullshit makes it pretty obvious that her previous "miscarriages" were mainly (or all) histrionic bullshit.

I don't remember which blob Daniel is, but anyone with a pulse and a steady income stream can find someone with a working uterus to crank out some kids. Whichever blob he is, his public-facing personality is deeply irritating, but he's no worse than a lot of Californians with kids and incredibly average looking wives.

Becky's poison womb isn't even filling up Heaven, it's only filling up fanfiction.net. Both of her "husbands" would be better off as cat lady wine aunts.

 

[Umaibae]

Basic Becky and the Cucks have a house with a decently sized backyard — a rarity for most renters in LA.

if she got off her lazy ass and played with the puppy outside for 30-40 mins, the puppy would conk out for a 3hr nap. Doesn’t take much effort. Toss a small toy or have a tiny puppy tug toy, sit on the lawn and, you know, enjoy your dog and watching it have fun??

My dog is 7 but still has the energy of a puppy. Have fun, Becky! You’re in for several for agonizing years of what most people enjoy about pet ownership.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

When Becky feels the need for expensive toys to try to fill that huge gaping hole of emptiness in her psyche, she really should stick to inanimate objects like legos and special edition toys and cheesy lobster takeout. She can't hurt or neglect those.

 

[Slutpuppies]

I hope Daniel's new girlfriend gets the puppy when he swings on to that tree branch.

I fucking love that dog now.

 

[Norvic]

Problem is that as soon as Daniel leaves Becky he's going to be painted as the rapiest rapist who ever dared to rape and, because he's already the raciest racist who ever dared to race, people are probably going to believe Becky.

 

[Water-T]

Becky must have thought that “$4000 = perfectly behaved puppy”, just like she thinks that “$500 Lego sets = perfect happiness forever”

I would sell a lung or a kidney just to be a fly on the wall whenever Daniel takes his side piece over, so I can witness Becky at the peak of her passive aggressive cuntiness.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Forum keeps saying Daniel has a gf but wasn't it Jackson texting some girl a few months ago?

Need confirmation

 

[Nobue]

Problem is that as soon as Daniel leaves Becky he's going to be painted as the rapiest rapist who ever dared to rape and, because he's already the raciest racist who ever dared to race, people are probably going to believe Becky.

The way she acted like he was this monster she never truly knew, it's coming one way or another. Better to take his chances.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It may actually be the best time for Daniel to jump ship.

If he was working at the time of the breakup, Becky would do everything in her power to make sure he got fired.

It just now occurs to me....maybe the leaks of all those old racist posts came straight from Becky herself, as punishment for Daniel picking up a new sidepiece. It's not outside her realm of batshit BPD revenge tricks.

Anyway, while he's unemployed is a great time to jump because he literally has less to lose. She's not going to be able to get him to give her huge quantities of parting cash "to tide us over since we don't have a third any more," when he's the unemployed member of the group (especially since he'll have a new girlfriend helping him stick to his guns and not give away the farm). The only thing he has to lose is a relatively new relationship, but Becky's history is so documented and insane that Daniel has a more believable "my ex-girlfriend says I'm a bad guy, but she's a psycho" story than 99% of the guys who tell the same tale.