Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
September 10th? Looks like Ethan and May might have to cancel their 9/11 20th anniversary party. This fall’s corn harvest is looking very promising indeed.
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If the stars align and they somehow wind up in the same jail, then I can see his retard-tryhard mind going into overdrive and him desperately screaming at the other cons about how famous and based they will be if they rape chris, causing them to shank him in the lunch queue on his first day
No shank can penetrate that cancerous mass of Gunt.
 
Thats very interesting. Im no lawyer but I remember null saying how difficult it would be to get this to stick due to the circumstances around it. I wonder what makes the prosecutor think they can win it.
I don't know much about the law or how court cases work, but we can see in real time Ralph watching the meth cuck stream and sending him the link to that video. All the evidence seems to be there. I just can't think of any technicalities that would hamper the prosecution's case.
 
I don't know much about the law or how court cases work, but we can see in real time Ralph watching the meth cuck stream and sending him the link to that video. All the evidence seems to be there. I just can't think of any technicalities that would hamper the prosecution's case.
As far as the evidence aspect, it's just dependent on if the ISP still has the logs from about a year ago. I assume they would, but I've seen crazier things.

All you really need to do is show "xxx bytes were uploaded to <site>" on this date/time. If those bytes are similar enough to the file, all that's left is proving WHO was on the uploader IP at that time. (This is assuming all the traffic was encrypted, btw)

That part, I'm not sure how you really prove definitively, outside of testimony along the lines of "Ethan Ralph was the only person who had this video".
 
The man is an idiot even by the standards of white trash. With his history of violence, they may not offer him a deal of any kind.

I hope he's dumb enough to demand a jury trial.
I truly hope so to because Ralph is so monumentally unlikable that he could possible get the death sentance for a parking ticket from a Jury trial ^^ !
I also hope he will be forced to register himself as a Sex Offender if he loses...
 
If there is a decent prosecutor and the court really do want him to go down for this, he's fucked. With that said, my guess is that Ralph enters a plea and avoids jailtime, spins it as a win.
My guess is he enters a plea, too, but I wouldn't be too sure of no jailtime. The fact they even brought this back at all makes me think they want at least a bit of blood.
 
Jokes on you, Ethan wants to go to jail so he can interview CWC. You lot will be seething.

Ethan and Chris would be such an odd but great pair in jail. Two obese blokes where one would talk about some exceptional dimensional merge, and the other would sperg out about Josh's pecker.

It's so mind blowing that most Ethan's sperging in the last two years(?) happened likely because of a single South Park reference.
 
Well ladies and guntlemen, I bring great news. Despite Ralph claiming there were "no special circumstances" listed on page 1 of like 3 of the dispensation paperwork, and despite claiming the case wasn't nolle prosequi'd but rather was dismissed outright, I can now confirm to you lovely people that indieed, Ethan Ralph's charges for revenge porn for releasing the sex tape of Faith have been reinstated. His arraignment was held 13 August 2021, his next court date is 10 September.

Out of curiosity - couldn't his defense claim it wasn't "revenge" since from what I recall he released it to some buddies to brag about scoring with a young woman?
 
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