Shitty Etsy Products

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BIG BILL HELL'S said:
Thank you for posting this, I haven't had that good of a laugh in a while.


I've never had more of a need for dual monitors than when I read this critique on one and had the image open in another.


...or, you could lean into it and change your username. Just sayin'.
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I originally wanted to be "porkers of the world unite" but I signed up with a temporary email and got rejected bc I was too lazy to make a dedicated autism gmail. Then because the account got rejected I couldn't change to it after this one was accepted
 
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ConcernedAnon said:
Most of the results that come up when you search "self defense" really don't make any sense, there's a ton of resin molds and shit for "cutesy" animal heads. I mean if your standard for self dense is "pointy plastic thing" you can justify just about anything as a self defense item.
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Oh, I can actually explain these. Here in Canada (since your search is in Canada), brass knuckles are illegal, but plastic knuckles aren't (because that makes sense?) You can get into some legal trouble carrying around things that resemble brass knuckles but keychains where you put your fingers through the eyes and the ears are the spikes are legal.

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It's a weird little legal loophole and objectively cuter than carrying around ugly ass "brass" knuckles.
 
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kittyfucker said:
Oh, I can actually explain these. Here in Canada (since your search is in Canada), brass knuckles are illegal, but plastic knuckles aren't (because that makes sense?) You can get into some legal trouble carrying around things that resemble brass knuckles but keychains where you put your fingers through the eyes and the ears are the spikes are legal.

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It's a weird little legal loophole and objectively cuter than carrying around ugly ass "brass" knuckles.
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To be fair, it's the same way in a lot of states.
 
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kittyfucker said:
Oh, I can actually explain these. Here in Canada (since your search is in Canada), brass knuckles are illegal, but plastic knuckles aren't (because that makes sense?) You can get into some legal trouble carrying around things that resemble brass knuckles but keychains where you put your fingers through the eyes and the ears are the spikes are legal.

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It's a weird little legal loophole and objectively cuter than carrying around ugly ass "brass" knuckles.
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I've made these for friends...
Anyways, here's some more resin reddit abominations!
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Oh god, please don't bring back bad steampunk.
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And any guesses on what this is?
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Glow-in-the-dark among us guy wearing a crown.
 
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Sorry if this has been brought up before, but Etsy seemingly allows nudity in reviews. I found this out when searching for those toxic rock dildos lead me down a rabbit hole of gross shit, like men buying multiple micro thongs and posting a picture review for each one, or butt plugs in use. Funny/horrifying was a mom who bought her daughters furry tail butt plugs for Halloween costumes, I guess she didn't realize what it was truly meant for? Unfortunately I deleted my screenshots of this a while ago but on any decent selling item you're bound to find some.
 
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AMERICA said:
The Sap Cap:
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Self Defense Comb:
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Shoelace nutbusters:
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Never seen the hat, but the other 2 are really common at mall key/spy shops. The comb has a knife, the comb part is actually a sheath for the blade. The shoelace spikes are objectively shit and at most will just make you do really ineffective kicks. Paying more than $8 for any of the latter 2 is high robbery.
 
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There's no theme this post, I'm just shopping Labor Day sales and coming across glorious items.

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I love it when they advertise.


Are you a MILF? Do you love lmao weed? I got the shop for you:
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I didn't think stoners were so big on planning.

This pin takes so much to explain that if I were even in the "Voidpunk" group I'd hate to wear it:
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tl;dr: NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE possibly due to autism or other social othering conditions

I was reading Corpse Husband's thread the other day so:
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I just feel bad that there's more than two sellers of this type of fanswag.
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Dream has some special stuff too:
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Let's leave on a high note:
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Pulling this over from the actual thread it's in because this is more on-topic here.
LaxerBRO said:
I love it. If I had the capital to come develop this I would fucking do so. Nothing like taking the money of fucking liberals and using it for your personal gain.
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