Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[ComedyEnjoyer]

How the fuck does Gunt's life manage to spiral down in a major way almost every three or four days?

 

[Atomic Ant]

Well ladies and guntlemen, I bring great news

How sure are we this is about the tape of the unmacculate conception? The clerk says, "I dont know if that's the same [charge], or...", and then from Faith's texts it reads like this is a response to Xander pics getting leaked.

Is it illegal to distribute pics of a baby? Ralph has no legal tie to Xander so it seems possible to me that its illegal for him to post pictures of someone else's baby without their consent.

Personally I'm just gonna be disappointed if we don't get to make a jury of 12 watch Ralph sniff his shitty thumb.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

How the fuck does Gunt's life manage to spiral down in a major way almost every three or four days?

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[AltisticRight]

My guess is they had some kind of agreement and the evidence in favour of Gunt's revenge pornography dissemination is adequate.

A restraining order was put in place to protect Faith and Xander's privacy, and the drunken pillpopping West Memphis hog agreed to it. Faith probably didn't want to pursue the case further?

"SIR YORE ORENAH I ETHAN OLIVAHH RALFF AGREE TO DAH TERMS, I LUV MAH BABEH MAMA AND MAH (alleged) SON XANDER BRUCE MATHFEW MOON VIKERZ AH HAV BEEN BOOOOZE AND PILL FREE FOR 32 DAYZ 4 OWAHZ 39 MINUTZ N 31 SECONDZ SIR" .

Then in a pill fuelled alcohol induced drunken episode and after being dabbed on by Faith's 6'3'' alpha cuckold chad, he releases many images one of which was exclusively sent to him, on /cow/. Let's just say it wasn't actually him since this can't be definitively proven unlike the revenge porn case, however, someone put those images up and at least on must have originated from him. I'm sure the restraining order meant he's not allowed to send the images to anyone and can't contact Faith on his own volition.

Gunt's spiteful and despicable tweets claiming a paedophile horse to be an "upgrade" to an admittedly somewhat freaky teenager from at least a good stable self-reliant conservative family likely hit Faith like a massive boulder and she realised her sole existence to the gunt was an empty vessel to fill his (alleged) seed up so he can one-up some feeder making a corn joke. Women hate this kind of shit and do all sorts of fucked up things when they feel "worthless", luckily she's under the safety net of her parents and Xander would keep her busy. Reopening the case regardless of its outcome will whip the stupid pig into submission.

Now Faith has a silver bullet to counter Ralph's gunted White nigger antics, which the gunt handed to her on a silver platter. This is like a fucking blood sacrifice, the face of the Internet seeing her getting gunted, hooves jammed into her starfish and (allegedly) inseminated on tape was the cost.

Another coincidence I'm sure but he showed that on screen during his Friday the 13th show.
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Perfect timing for the Gunt. Maybe respecting your alleged baby mama's privacy and not doxxxing your alleged son Xander Vickers on fucking /cow/ is a good start to show change you paper aborted disgusting pig. How's that lolsuit against the farms going? Still gonna sue us for something we didn't do? Funny how this pig disseminates revenge pornography and doxxxes his own alleged child yet finding 405 accounts from a publicly downloadable dump with more than 5 million crosses the line and constitutes as hacking and harassment -- Ok Zoey Quinn Brianna Wu Anita Sarkeesian pig. I guess it's not fine when you do it. Get fucked.

Of course Ralph has been alcohol and pill free when he probably only considers industrial grade ethanol as alcoholic and he opens up pills to sniff the contents rather than gobbling them down like the White victim in those bestiality films found on Jcaesar187's browsing history.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

How the fuck does Gunt's life manage to spiral down in a major way almost every three or four days?

White trash, alcohol and thin skin.

 

[alan thicke]

Personally I'm just gonna be disappointed if we don't get to make a jury of 12 watch Ralph sniff his shitty thumb.

All it takes is a fellow small-dick-haver to take pity on the memphis micro, or maybe a scat-fancier, and that jury will hang like the gunt itself.

 

[AnOminous]

Not saying you're lying by any means, but to avoid a "Near committed suicide" situation, can anyone here find corroborating evidence that the charges are back on?

You can call the court yourself. I'd suggest just asking about Ethan Oliver Ralph directly without any preamble, and anyone who does should actually get a case number just so we can use that instead.

Make it brief, don't tism out or bother explaining why you're interested, just case number or party name, what's the next hearing, what courtroom, is it open to public, thank you, have a nice day.

If it is open to the public someone who doesn't care about potentially getting identified might consider attending.

 

[3MMA]

Even retards like Gunt can’t use a claim that “they didn’t know it’s illegal” to share a porn vid w/ out consent. (Consent laws are fairly specific, too.) In the eyes of the law, not knowing in cases like these, counts for nothing. He apparently also, only had to simply let sleeping babies lay, but no! Gunt had to antagonize his ex, breach the court contract, & stick his Gunt in it good, again.

Piglet needs a lesson in how to be a good dealer. Step 1, you gotta take care of yr customer’s. (For him, that’s a small audience.) 2. Take care of yr people, family & friends, inner circle. He failed w/ his mom, stole her meds, failed w/ all women so far, all children so far, & has turn-coated on what? 90% of his friends. He needs to pick up some knowledge that any corner dealer, knows, who stays in the game, whatever game it may be, & isn’t just a flash in the pan. You gotta take care of your bznz to keep it.

Gunt can’t handle even simple business practices that gangbangers & every day hoodrat’s can manage, with ease. Dumbest hick in Virginia if not nationally. Tried & true piglet, his wigger code isn’t worth the meth labs, kissin’ cousin’s, & dead juggalo’s it was built upon.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

White trash, alcohol and thin skin

You forgot Gamergate, obesity and insane levels of retardation.

 

[Meat Target]

You can call the court yourself. I'd suggest just asking about Ethan Oliver Ralph directly without any preamble, and anyone who does should actually get a case number just so we can use that instead.

Make it brief, don't tism out or bother explaining why you're interested, just case number or party name, what's the next hearing, what courtroom, is it open to public, thank you, have a nice day.

If it is open to the public someone who doesn't care about potentially getting identified might consider attending.

Meh, I don't really give a shit. Just wanted to be sure nobody has a way to get pegged for defamation by the Vexatious Litigunt.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

How the fuck does Gunt's life manage to spiral down in a major way almost every three or four days?

He has accepted Null's offer to be sacrificed to the corn.

 

[RodgerDodger]

In a perfect world:
Gunt gets convicted and sentenced to a year in jail. Becomes Chris’s cell mate. Tries to say something to chris about the merge and chris (who towers above gunt) rapes gunts fatrolls while yelling KILLSTREAM.COM! KILLSTREAM.COM! And Ralph, being the bitch he obviously is, gets pimped out by Chris for art supplies and prison tats of hearts with “mom” in them. Being thus traumatized, gunt gets out finds May is engaged to a Shetland pony and it doesn’t matter because he spends the rest of his days rocking back and forth crying and whispering “sonichu sonichu”

I dunno, isn’t Ralph a little Young for Chris Chan’s tastes in women?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph will win screenshot this post.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I put Ralph's name into the general case search and this comes up:
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Not sure if this is the same charge, but it looks like Ralph's been a busy boy.

"Defective equipment generally" ... I'm sure his victims will attest to that.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I dunno, isn’t Ralph a little Young for Chris Chan’s tastes in women?

He's totally gone gray and he looks like he's melting. Close enough.

 

[Professor Iris]

I wonder if anybody will be streaming Ethan's court case.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Imagine if Ralph was never a fat kid. None of this would have happened

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He's totally gone gray and he looks like he's melting. Close enough.

Ethan looks like he’s aged twenty years and gained 100 lbs in two years. At this rate he will keel over from a massive heart attack before 40. He looks and acts like a walking coronary. 50/50 if he will have a diabetic amputation below the knees before dropping dead

 

[MediocreMilt]

50/50 if he will have a diabetic amputation below the knees before dropping dead

idk about that. He already has barely any leg to cut off.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

An interesting and welcome turn of events long may the harvest continue, Ralph you dumb wigger keep taking the Ls.