US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Salubrious]

The fact they get pissy with press questions always makes it worthwhile now though.

I fucking missed when journalists had actual backbone like this.
Granted they still don't and this is more of a convenience thing and the whole "emperor is a dementiat-riddled nudist while his wife DR MR MRS THE JOE BIDEN, PhD (on gender studies) does a weekend at bernies with bernie sanders" is just emboldening them, but I do like final gasps like this.

Enjoy it while the President is an evil white man because once Kamala takes over nobody will dare question the black woman of hope without being sexist and racist.

 

[Oats12345]

Dude if Biden croaks on page 2021

With all the shit going on wait now. I wouldn't be shocked if he dies form stress

 

[Gehenna]

Psaki just outright refused to answer a question.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Me right about now

Edit: Damn I should have waited a few posts for 2015

 

[Kane Lives]

I'm going with 'Biden is dead or stroked out and when they went down the line of succession to ask Kamala what they should do all they got was a drawn out cackle and a hangup'.

Imagine the chaos if Kamala declines and Pelosi gets herself drunk because she just lost her little fiefdom in the House because of this.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Same Energy regarding the Psaki speech:

 

[Oats12345]

How has this administration fucked up so hard and it's not even a year yet?

 

[Hackallier]

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Our entire nation rn:
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I still prefer this

 

[Gehenna]

Imagine the chaos if Kamala declines and Pelosi gets herself drunk because she just lost her little fiefdom in the House because of this.

Pelosi would outright refuse. She wants out of the House, and was vocal about wanting to be out -last- election cycle. She does not want the Presidency.

 

[Polyboros2]

Can all this page numerology people kindly neck themselves?

 

[Sekirodiealot]

While we're at corresponding year
I remember when tlou1 hit store shelves

 

[Oats12345]

I still prefer this
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Hope lefties can still bullshit themselves after this

 

[derpherp2]

Enjoy it while the President is an evil white man because once Kamala takes over nobody will dare question the black woman of hope without being sexist and racist.

You do not understand the clapback that begets the sassy black woman, especially if she isn't even black. Especially if her sassy is just condescending laughter, and enslaving you through the Prison Industrial Complex, to the point that a significant part of the voterbase doesn't like you.
There's a reason they're still trying to keep Biden alive and it's because the backup is so much fucking worse for "optics."

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

How has this administration fucked up so hard and it's not even a year yet?

They were more worried about getting out the outsider than actually governing in any way.

 

[Aidan]

I was promised return to normalcy.

You misunderstood. It's a new normal.

 

[tehpope]

2014: the year of Gamergate and journos never letting go of it.

2015: rumblings of Trump running for president.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

The year trump started his campaign

 

[Marissa Moira]

Can all this page numerology people kindly neck themselves?

Maybe people would listen to you if you got trips?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Psaki just outright refused to answer a question.

She looks a little flushed

 

[Meat Target]

2015 was a fun year desu