US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
You know, I could almost feel sorry for journalists if they weren't spineless douchebags who are prone to petty power trips and get off on ruining people's lives.
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What was the last big piece of explosive investigative journalism? All I can remember is the exposing of the Catholic Church and their troubles with pedophiles. That's the last thing I can remember. Countless hours and monies spent to bloody the nose of one of the worlds biggest and oldest institutions. But years later no word on Afgan Boy Buggery or Epstien. Makes the whole church affair seem like it was done just to fuck with them, not out of any good moral purpose.
 
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Collections Agent said:
NOOOOOOOO WE VOTED THE GOOD GUY IN HE IS TOTALLY HARRY POTTER AND TRUMP IS VOLDEMORT!!!! THIS IS ALL JUST THE EVIL REPUBLICANS MANIPULATING EVERYONE WERE THE GOOD GUYS WHICH MEANS EVERYONE ELSE IS BAD AND ITS THEIR FAULT

This is literally the mentality a lot of the liberals I know have. Giving a generation of Harry Potter and Star Wars kids voting rights was a mistake
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It's the ResetEra Effect (I'm trying to think of a better word than effect but haven't so far.)

Basically, you can cave into their demands for years, but the moment you say No to them ONCE, you are literally Hilter and are pushing alt-right hatred.
 
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Collections Agent said:
NOOOOOOOO WE VOTED THE GOOD GUY IN HE IS TOTALLY HARRY POTTER AND TRUMP IS VOLDEMORT!!!! THIS IS ALL JUST THE EVIL REPUBLICANS MANIPULATING EVERYONE WERE THE GOOD GUYS WHICH MEANS EVERYONE ELSE IS BAD AND ITS THEIR FAULT

This is literally the mentality a lot of the liberals I know have. Giving a generation of Harry Potter and Star Wars kids voting rights was a mistake
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I'm thinking about getting "Read Another Book" tattooed somewhere where I can flash it at people who shoehorn Harry Potter into a conversation.
 
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Blake Chortles said:
There needs to be some kind of rule or safeguards to having the housewife be in charge of the armed forces/country.
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The idea that DOCTOR SHE'S A DOCTOR Jill Biden is the one playing Commander in Chief is frankly scary.

What's even worse is when you consider that Joe Biden has failed every metric of a Commander in Chief.

Bush Sr. went fishing (according to rumors I heard on the ground) when the Ground War kicked off during Desert Storm because he didn't want to second-guess the Generals on the ground.

You know DOCTOR Jill Biden, PhD, DDS, DoC, XXX would demand to have every little thing explained to her and then go "Well, that is fine, but it doesn't explain my feelings..." because this whole thing at the Kabul Airport reeks of CYOA.

They don't want to do anything because they might fuck up and REPUBLICANS POUNCE and they're trying to preserve legacies rather than actually lead the country. So the best thing that ol' Doctor Penis Grabber Jill can think of is not let any of the icky soldiers do icky soldier things because of reasons.

Whoever is at the helm is a goddamn moron and I hope they have to pay the piper for it.
 
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Myles the Potatophile said:
What was the last big piece of explosive investigative journalism? All I can remember is the exposing of the Catholic Church and their troubles with pedophiles. That's the last thing I can remember. Countless hours and monies spent to bloody the nose of one of the worlds biggest and oldest institutions. But years later no word on Afgan Boy Buggery or Epstien. Makes the whole church affair seem like it was done just to fuck with them, not out of any good moral purpose.
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I forget who said it, but they made a really good point.

For all I hate about social media, imagine what the public would know about the situation in Afghanistan if social media didn't exist? Biden and the MSM would be spinning this like crazy and Fox would be pushing all sorts of "conspiracy theories" from people that "claim" to be there.
 
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Don't look now, but the Commandeering Elections Act is just passed the House.
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The Afghan government will do just fine -> Only a few cities have fallen it's okay -> Kabul won't fall any time soon -> Look fat we always expected the whole country to fall in a week the Afghans suck -> We will get all Americans and Afghan collaborators evacuated -> We are doing the best anyone could possibly do evacuating -> All Americans can make it to the airport and aren't getting beaten in the streets -> Okay not all Americans can make it to the airport and some are getting beaten in the streets-> Well we won't get all Afghan collaborators out but definitely all Americans -> Wow what an amazing job we've done evacuating tens of thousands of people in a week (YOU ARE HERE) -> Yeah okay there are mass public executions of Afghan collaborators and hundreds (thousands?) of Americans are still trapped in the country after the Taliban's deadline that we deepthroated like Jenna Haze -> WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE YOU MAGA CULTIST PUTINBOTS?!
 
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A hundred years ago a woman journalist actually had herself committed to an asylum then wrote a book on the deplorable conditions within the asylum, which got a lot of attention on those institutions. Similarly, Geraldo Rivera (of all people) and Co. went inside Willowbrook and got that shit shut down. They got in using a stolen key.

Can we get more of that stuff, please? Watch this to hear Geraldo say "retarded."
Eggplant Wizard said:
IIRC, the memory hole was because nothing could actually stand in court under scrutiny. Then people would actually read stuff and you don’t want Alabama actually angry about being tricked by Dems again. The Democrats barely have influence there as is, from what I understand.
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We have a "belt" of sorts that runs along the lower center of the state, side to side, that goes blue consistently plus one county that always does because Birmingham (biggest city) and its metro area. The belt also encompasses Montgomery, the capital. So big shockers there.
 
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The Afghan government will do just fine -> Only a few cities have fallen it's okay -> Kabul won't fall any time soon -> Look fat we always expected the whole country to fall in a week the Afghans suck -> We will get all Americans and Afghan collaborators evacuated -> We are doing the best anyone could possibly do evacuating -> All Americans can make it to the airport and aren't getting beaten in the streets -> Okay not all Americans can make it to the airport and are getting beaten in thr streets-> Well we won't get all Afghan collaborators out but definitely all Americans -> Wow what an amazing job we've done evacuating tens of thousands of people in a week (YOU ARE HERE) -> Yeah okay there are mass public executions of Afghan collaborators and hundreds (thousands?) of Americans are still trapped in the country after the Taliban's deadline that we deepthroated like Jenna Haze -> WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE YOU MAGA CULTIST PUTINBOTS?!
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->Listen here fat, it's been a month ago already!
Oats12345 said:
So this probably won't go anywhere right?
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I doubt it, if even Le Principled Conservatives Kinzinger and Liz Cheney didn't vote for it.
 
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