US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Garm]

Is your dad this kewl tho?

Holy shit is Hillary hover over the 200 lb mark? And the flab on Bill jfc these people have all the time in the world to work out for 20 minutes a day and they don't

I was more concerned about Bills face and the veins sticking up on his arms.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The Asian countries duh

Japan
Vietnam
Australia
Philippines
Malaysia and Singapore might wait until China is clearly losing but might not
You bongs would come along because you always do good chaps
Taiwan is heavily armed itself
South Korea would be focused on North Korea but would contribute something

Japan and Vietnam yes, but Australia fucked itself over with Covid hysteria. China can contain them with another lab leak. Duterte and the Philiphines are on the fence clearly looking for the best deal. Singapore has always been a business, and Malaysia would probably stick with China harder than decide to join US leadership in a war.

This front is far from united. Under a strong leader, the US could have pushed the neutral nations into joining, but with no leadership, nations like Australia and the Philippines will probably side with China.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I was more concerned about Bills face and the veins sticking up on his arms.

Just got his hit of adrenochrome, Hillary more interested in cheesecake from Juniors.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

A bit late, but I find anyone giving any credence to any number Biden says to be either a bot or a retard. We're talking about a guy who has constantly flubbed numbers while talking about Covid for damn near a year and a half now.

 

[HumanHive]

The Asian countries duh

Japan
Vietnam
Australia
Philippines
Malaysia and Singapore might wait until China is clearly losing but might not
You bongs would come along because you always do good chaps
Taiwan is heavily armed itself
South Korea would be focused on North Korea but would contribute something

Losing Taiwan to them would mean China would pull its dick out and tell every single one of them open wide niggers

Accommodating the USSR was basically taboo in Washington from 1949 to 1991 after China was lost to the reds. Democrats would have to become even more pro-war to survive because six months after Taiwan is lost when China is telling America suck our asshole people are not gonna like it

Anyway going to war with China if it attacks Taiwan is pretty much automatic. If Joe said no or spazzed out he'd be immediately bundled off to Walter Reed and Kamala would give the order. Joe looked super fucked up in his "press conference" today. The pressure is literally destroying him physically

And Kamala being scared off a secret visit to Taiwan lol

America doesn't send presidents or VPs to Taiwan. To China, that would be like America pulling its dick out and saying open wide niggers

There's been like one visit since China went red. One

Get excited all you want but the chance to use all of America's shiny toys and quote unquote unite the country in a conventional war against a true and honest threat to our sacred democracy would all in all be taken as a good thing politically by the globulists in charge of DC

You're missing one more from that list.
Not too long ago China listed all the territory that it considered to belong to it, and not only was a portion of Northern Vietnam on the list but parts of southeastern Russia too and I'm sure at that moment everyone in the room looked at Xi and was like

 

[Oats12345]

With a vengeance. Planet Scotland!

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JUST DINNAE LIGHT THAT CANDLE.

At least they're doing better than Space Ireland did. (Jesus, that was actually a real episode.)

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Riker is a hardline Prime Directive advocate... until he sees a navel he wants to lick.

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Two congressmen snuck into Kabul to assess the situation

Veterans and Reps. Seth Moulton, D-Mass., and Peter Meijer, R-Mich., traveled to Kabul "in secret" on Tuesday, drawing the ire of Biden administration officials.

The congressmen are now casting doubt on the Biden administration's planned Aug. 31 withdrawal deadline.

"As Members of Congress, we have a duty to provide oversight on the executive branch. There is no place in the world right now where oversight matters more," Moulton and Meijer said in a joint statement Tuesday.

The trip was criticized by an official with the U.S. State Department, who said of the congressmen: "They have chosen to put themselves, our servicemembers, and our diplomats at even greater risk — all while potentially depriving those in need of a seat to safety."

The Associated Press, which first reported on the travel, added that other Biden administration officials were "furious" about the trip.

Moulton and Meijer defended their travel to Afghanistan.

"We conducted this visit in secret, speaking about it only after our departure, to minimize the risk and disruption to the people on the ground, and because we were there to gather information, not to grandstand," their statement said. "We left on a plane with empty seats, seated in crew-only seats to ensure that nobody who needed a seat would lose one because of our presence."

The congressmen added: "After talking with commanders on the ground and seeing the situation here, it is obvious that because we started the evacuation so late, that no matter what we do, we won't get everyone out on time, even by September 11. Sadly and frustratingly, getting our people out depends on maintaining the current, bizarre relationship with the Taliban."

Earlier Tuesday, President Biden said the U.S. is on pace to leave by the Aug. 31 deadline.

The Taliban, which staged a forceful takeover of Afghanistan last week, have said they would not extend the U.S. grace beyond the end of August, and that if forces are still in the country beyond that date, there would be unspecified consequences.

Meijer is a RINO who voted to impeach Trump, gotta get the neocon grift going for after he gets primaried out.

And Moulton is one of those "veteran" oathbreakers who uses his "service" to shill for gun control.

Yeah, I'm not expecting them to go full Rambo with a bandanna on the head and a knife in the teeth and each carry USA people out one on each shoulder over and over, but that's still a lot closer to harm than most try.

They may be hacks. But I will give those two credit for going to a dangerous area like that and I mean a real dangerous area not the fake ones you see Democrats usually going too.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I hope someone in the press pool decides to ask some tough questions about how those numbers have been audited and whose citizens and planes they include.

 

[Meat Target]

A bit late, but I find anyone giving any credence to any number Biden says to be either a bot or a retard. We're talking about a guy who has constantly flubbed numbers while talking about Covid for damn near a year and a half now.

If you saw how it was on Twatter, they were all repeating the same talking points: 70 gorillion, zero US deaths!

It's just so damn aggravating, seeing the Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect in action. Not a damn thing the administration has said about this snafu has been true.

I hope someone in the press pool decides to ask some tough questions about how those numbers have been audited and whose citizens and planes they include.

They've now got their narrative from on high. They'll circle the wagons around Biden by morning.

 

[Roybertitos]

This front is far from united. Under a strong leader, the US could have pushed the neutral nations into joining, but with no leadership, nations like Australia and the Philippines will probably side with China.

This is honestly my greatest fear and is why I really wanted Trump to win. Biden is too weak, if it the situation wasn't as volatile as it is maybe he could have been a better choice but at least with Trump he'd tell the Chinks to get bent and whoever's president next year is likely to follow suit. Right now the field for the next Philippine elections is pretty slim, haven't looked deeply into it yet but I'll say that Manny fucking Pacquiao has a non-zero chance of winning.

If wars were decided by a bare knuckle brawl between presidents I would vote for him in a heartbeat but alas, we don't live in such rad times. As good of a boxer he is, I don't want a president who likely has brain damage from getting whacked in the head and he's a very underwhelming senator. I have yet to hear about a candidate who's willing to say no to China, but so far they haven't really started campaigning yet. Whoever has the balls to do so will have my vote for sure.

 

[The Last Stand]

Some chuckles for the evening, Poso posted this earlier, the year has not been kind to these two

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God DAMN. That hat is ugly. And those clothes.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What really makes people think that the 70,700 number is even close to accurate considering that Biden was completely wrong about what was going to happen to Afghanistan a month ago?

More people would be alive there if he didn't cuck out like this.

There exist people who still believe what the Biden administration says?

Who?

 

[Marissa Moira]

The GOP doesn't have any sway with federal law enforcement anymore. The current generation of glowies are Obama era careerists and faggots that colluded with the DNC and corporate media to try and sink Trump. That's why every time an agent has been unmasked in the last 5 years, they look like a soy eating manlet.

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How much you wanna bet that they've willingly destroyed private property during the summer of love because the agents hate 99% of the US population.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

If Afghanistan were an attempt by China to undermine the U.S., then it's a case of succeeding too well. By fucking up -this hard- the cabal is just begging for a chance to assert itself in a more favorable field. Defending Taiwan would be -absolutely ideal- at this point since it would be defending a clear 'good' party from a clear 'evil' party, with massive tactical and military advantages, and the ability to just hand off control to the Taiwanese. Its free Capital.

Unless the Chinese happen to be part of the cabal, that is.

 

[Gehenna]

Unless the Chinese happen to be part of the cabal, that is.

They aren't. Oh, plenty of them are friendly but Biden isn't actually a puppet. If China had that level of control it wouldn't need to posture and would take a much quieter approach to things. That they still feel the need indicates that interests in Washington are aligned with them, but not subservient to or working directly for/with them.

 

[Dona Morte]

Jocko spoke again.
CIA leader secretly made with the leader of the Taliban eh?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Oh great, Podcast Seal is talking again. *rolls eyes*

 

[Maamtis]

Japan and Vietnam yes, but Australia fucked itself over with Covid hysteria. China can contain them with another lab leak. Duterte and the Philiphines are on the fence clearly looking for the best deal. Singapore has always been a business, and Malaysia would probably stick with China harder than decide to join US leadership in a war.

This front is far from united. Under a strong leader, the US could have pushed the neutral nations into joining, but with no leadership, nations like Australia and the Philippines will probably side with China.

Australia and China aren't on the best of terms at the moment. IIRC there is a thread about it on here.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

If a refugee can take your job, your skills are worthless.

Sure, but those are our unskilled workers. We have enough, we don't need more.

 

[HumanHive]

If a refugee can take your job, your skills are worthless.

That's not true anymore. Businesses are hungry for cheap labor they do not have to train, and India pseudo-provides that in spades.
So by your logic all skills and all degrees are worthless.

 

[JosephStalin]

Just got his hit of adrenochrome, Hillary more interested in cheesecake from Juniors.

Aah, let her have her cheesecake and vodka. She's through and she knows it. Bill doesn't look bad. Bill's through, too. Will never forget the look on Bill's face when Donald Trump brought in several of the women Bill had assaulted. May not be too much to say the Clintons are on the scrap heap of history.