US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Compositesludge]

I expected this kinda boisterous attitude with Trump. Yet, this is worse.

There's a quote about education, about how if it's not emancipatory, people will seek to become their former oppressors. Something like that. For the Democrats, Trump and Trumpism wasn't frustrating entirely due to political differences. It was because, to them, it was an opportunity that they hadn't seized on. Trump is loud. Trump is strong. Trump delights in pissing off his enemies. We're going to complain about it, not because we think it's wrong, but because we want to be the ones doing it.

And then it turns out that they're not even good at it! Is there anything worse than a bad imitation of something you enjoy?

 

[Hüftpriester]

That is precisely what is going on. "Never let a crisis go to waste" is one of their commandments.

It's just crazy that they have the balls to use this treachery as a means of gaslighting the public into thinking the media is being too critical. This is an administration that cares more about good PR than getting over 10,000 of their own citizens out of harms way. They must feel really confident about their fortified elections because this is just madness.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Lol and if MSN is calling them out on it, then it’s REALLY not working.
I guess even the mainstream media has its limits.

I could never have guessed that the War on Terror would somehow, in any way whatsoever, would somehow turn the media against Biden or any member of the Democratic party.

 

[contradiction of terns]

Nah, Russia's only interest in the region is reducing American hegemony. China actually -needs- the rare earth minerals there, Russia has access to absolute tons on its own soil. They just need foreign investment to really begin tapping into it.

I'm glad someone else is explaining this to people. I've gotten downright tired of hearing "It's for the opium!" And then I have to hand hold them through the logic of that before finally pointing out that there's computer component material in them thar hills.

Like, dude, if China wants opium they will set up a concentration camp (in China) and grow some, trust me.

 

[GuntPunt]

You've GOT to be shitting me. Seriously, the sheer audacity of these cocksuckers never ceases to amaze. Fuck them, fully.

White House to media: We want our props on Afghanistan

https://archive.ph/wtNfY

>Fuck up horrendously for potential upcummies from the media and political capital
>reinvade Afganistan to get people out
>most of the people you get out aren't American citizens and aren't vetted
>import them into swing states
>ink is drying on the paper for your order on the troops leaving Afganistan without the US citizens
>citizens are about to be declared on their own
>"Give us credit. We did a great job."

Go fuck yourselves. Seriously. That legit makes me MATI because we are going to see American heads rolling in about a week since these retards can't issue a plan or control a situation with the world's largest military to save their lives, let alone people's lives that are actually worth something more than a dime-a-dozen political yes man. Fuck them.

 

[XYZpdq]

And Bill can never enjoy fried chicken again.

nobody deserves that fate, no matter how many kids they've raped

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

And I love the reeeing from people who want to act like they hate socialism and say we should be rugged individualists with no handouts but also that we should have jobs guaranteed to us by the government.

Please tell me when you say 'jobs guaranteed by the government' you only mean the jobs actually provided by the government, such as teachers in public schools or roadworkers.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

She's on a walk with a beach with a man she detests, but must stick with while also knowing her dream in life is completely closed to her. She will never know happiness again.

And Bill can never enjoy fried chicken again.

She can take medication but looks like she's unwilling to give up the alcohol. She didn't have to get high on the smell of her own farts.

Bill is just an old man who is just beginning to realize it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

There's a quote about education, about how if it's not emancipatory, people will seek to become their former oppressors. Something like that. For the Democrats, Trump and Trumpism wasn't frustrating entirely due to political differences. It was because, to them, it was an opportunity that they hadn't seized on. Trump is loud. Trump is strong. Trump delights in pissing off his enemies. We're going to complain about it, not because we think it's wrong, but because we want to be the ones doing it.

And then it turns out that they're not even good at it! Is there anything worse than a bad imitation of something you enjoy?

Watched a movie today known as "An American Carol" and I have to say it's one of those few parody movies that aged well in hindsight.

The movie pushed a pro war neocon military cock sucking forever war message but their caricatures of liberals has turned into reality literally as I mentioned in the CRT thread. Some of the jokes mocking the libtards, well the libtards are doing that stuff now unironically.

There is a scene where Jimmy Carter surrenders to Osama, Ahmedinejad and Kim Jung Il. The way the scene was done just reminded me of how Joe Biden cucked hard to the Taliban. Joe Biden's mistake is not withdrawing from Afghanistan, it's that he ran like a nigger finding out his hoe is pregnant and jumped put the window rather than leaving with decorum and dignity like liberals reeed about during the Trump era.

 

[The Last Stand]

She can take medication but looks like she's unwilling to give up the alcohol. She didn't have to get high on the smell of her own farts.

Bill is just an old man who is just beginning to realize it.

You're just jealous. Hillary is the only woman I know that can rock a spare tire like it's the Michelin man.

 

[Ita Mori]

Power. Remember Monica Lewinsky?

Let's not and say we didn't.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

You're just jealous. Hillary is the only woman I know that can rock a spare tire like it's the Michelin man.

We don't want to hear about your old white lady BDSM fetish.

 

[The Last Stand]

You know Biden is a shit president when most discussion skews to either other countries, shit posting or memes.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The Biden presidency is the biggest victim of The Trump Curse™, prove me wrong.

 

[derpherp2]

Lol and if MSN is calling them out on it, then it’s REALLY not working.
I guess even the mainstream media has its limits.

Not really, it's just that journalists know that the talking point has gone off the rails and 3 countries are providing evidence to the contrary.

You can gaslight twitter but you can't gaslight three countries, each with their own MSM groups.
They're outnumbered, and at this point - outmatched.

 

[Failed Lurker]

Where is the 70,000 figure coming from? Last few weeks it was 20,000 that needed flown out, plus 10k Americans, somehow Canada and UK were saying we'll take the 20,000...now the US alone has airlifted 2x as many?

Anyone pointing this out yet? Or is this just another shift in the fucking narrative?

Wishful thinking I guess...

 

[Trianon]

Some chuckles for the evening, Poso posted this earlier, the year has not been kind to these two

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I for real thought that Clintons picture was a new "boyfriend turns away from gf to new girl" meme for old people.
> Old man finds hot sidepiece.
> Old woman now has freedom to walk at her own pace.
> Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.

Now that I know it's them, it's perfect.

 

[Gehenna]

Where is the 70,000 figure coming from? Last few weeks it was 20,000 that needed flown out, plus 10k Americans, somehow Canada and UK were saying we'll take the 20,000...now the US alone has airlifted 2x as many?

Anyone pointing this out yet? Or is this just another shift in the fucking narrative?

Wishful thinking I guess...

As far as I can tell, the 70K figure is the number of people waiting at the airport. The 20K figure was just Afghanis we worked with, NOT including their families. 70K would be roughly correct for the total number we'd expect.... but somehow we still have more? Hence why I say the 70K figure they gave is just the people 'safe' at the airport, regardless of whether they are proper visas or not.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Also meanwhile Tucker is VERY optimistic for California

One of the problems with this California recall is that the press and the people have successfuly turned it into a "Democrat vs. Republican" election when it really isn't. There was a point where Kevin Paffrath was polling ahead of Elder and not one person is paying attention to him.

Which beings me to my second point. Regardless of whether you pick "Yes" or "No" to tell Gavin to fuck off, you can still choose a candidate in the chance that he does get removed. I have a [non-sure] gut feeling that there are going to be a lot of retarded voters in California who don't want the recall that aren't even going to choose an alternate Democrat candidate.

You've GOT to be shitting me. Seriously, the sheer audacity of these cocksuckers never ceases to amaze. Fuck them, fully.

White House to media: We want our props on Afghanistan

https://archive.ph/wtNfY

They really wanna go ninja vanish smoke screen on us, don't they? They want a participation trophy.

Where is the 70,000 figure coming from?

Out of Biden's ass. Psaki or Harris, or both for that matter, drive their fists up in there, pull the figure out, wipe the shit off it clean, and slap it on his notes.

 

[Dona Morte]

One of the problems with this California recall is that the press and the people have successfuly turned it into a "Democrat vs. Republican" election when it really isn't. There was a point where Kevin Paffrath was polling ahead of Elder and not one person is paying attention to him.

Which beings me to my second point. Regardless of whether you pick "Yes" or "No" to tell Gavin to fuck off, you can still choose a candidate in the chance that he does get removed. I have a [non-sure] gut feeling that there are going to be a lot of retarded voters in California who don't want the recall that aren't even going to choose an alternate Democrat candidate.

They really wanna go ninja vanish smoke screen on us, don't they? They want a participation trophy.


Out of Biden's ass. Psaki or Harris, or both for that matter, drive their fists up in there, pull the figure out, wipe the shit off it clean, and slap it on his notes.

Probably.
California has not gone red in Presidential since what? Regan?