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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
WOW. Kevin is shockingly fat. How did I miss this? Did he gain a truckload of weight? Wasn't he just bragging he lost weight?

Kev-Kev always uses the "fat-ass Dutch angle" style of photography whenever he takes selfies, and he usually avoids being photographed or filmed normally. Like whenever the news and documentary cameras are around he always makes himself scarce. He knows he's morbidly obese and unfeminine, so if he can't control how the photo comes out then he doesn't like getting his picture taken.
 
I think they made more than they're letting on then: 16,000$ from charity according to the convention, but it doesn't say what the Tenacious Unicorn ranch made on their own merch. I would not be surprised if they came home with 200$ to 2000$ extra depending on how many anarchist with disposable income there were there. I'm also guessing that both t-shirts and stickers sold outnumber the yarn sales greatly.
I wonder how much money they spent on all those prints and pamphlets, and if they'll ever get to use them again? I think that without that 16k they would've lost money with this trip.
 
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You can actually see the alpaca shit in the feed, all those brown pellets. That's the pen with the Crias too, which are the most vulnerable of their herd. The minute the Tranch gets any disease it is going to spread like wildfire.
Also they could just buy straw bales if they want something for the alpacas to lay on. The complete failure of herd management would make me laugh if it wasn't sad. My only comfort is knowing alpacas are a largely unprofitable animal in America, and couldn't be put to better use.
 
You can actually see the alpaca shit in the feed, all those brown pellets. That's the pen with the Crias too, which are the most vulnerable of their herd. The minute the Tranch gets any disease it is going to spread like wildfire.
Also they could just buy straw bales if they want something for the alpacas to lay on. The complete failure of herd management would make me laugh if it wasn't sad. My only comfort is knowing alpacas are a largely unprofitable animal in America, and couldn't be put to better use.
The alpaca may be useless in America, but they deserve better than this.
 
Jen and Bonnie sitting at the table. No comment needed.
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I can't get over the unnerving contrast between the two. One fat and trying to pull off the "I'm a totally legit rancher I wear my cowboy hat inside" look, the other so pale and gaunt they barely look human and clearly haven't seen any real amount of natural light in quite some time. Both looking weirdly out of place.
 
Kevryn said:
It's been many years since I've been doing this for a living...

Uh, what? Has Kevin ever done ANYTHING for a living, much less working the con circuit? What on earth would he have done at a con, tabled as an artist? I think I've seen him draw one (1) thing in the entire time he's been on the farm, and it was pretty lackluster. Say what you will about furries, but there are a lot of professional-quality artists in that fandom that I'd imagine would make the Artist Alley applications pretty competitive in any con of significant size, and if you want to make a living off of tabling cons you've gotta be GOOD, popular, and really be hitting up like 15+ conventions a year and selling well at all of them. No way Kevin hits any of those criteria.
Tabling at a con is totally different than going to a con. You're tied to that table, it's a work trip not a vacation. You've gotta be hustling, drawing in customers and striking a good balance of being friendly and personable enough to make them want to buy without encouraging them to hang out and block your table from further customers. Ideally you're also taking on-the-spot commissions and working on them at your table, and in the evenings you keep working on them in your hotel room. You don't get to go dick around and hang out and attend events and party, you're there to work hard, make money.

Tl;dr, no way fag.

Also, EXTREMELY optimistic for Bonnie to suggest the kind of people buying a tranny unicorn shirt are gonna need a size small. They should be looking into more of a Walmart selection and learning towards the XXXL end of the spectrum, lol.
 
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Uh, what? Has Kevin ever done ANYTHING for a living, much less working the con circuit? What on earth would he have done at a con, tabled as an artist? I think I've seen him draw one (1) thing in the entire time he's been on the farm, and it was pretty lackluster. Say what you will about furries, but there are a lot of professional-quality artists in that fandom that I'd imagine would make the Artist Alley applications pretty competitive in any con of significant size, and if you want to make a living off of tabling cons you've gotta be GOOD, popular, and really be hitting up like 15+ conventions a year and selling well at all of them. No way Kevin hits any of those criteria.
Tabling at a con is totally different than going to a con. You're tied to that table, it's a work trip not a vacation. You've gotta be hustling, drawing in customers and striking a good balance of being friendly and personable enough to make them want to buy without encouraging them to hang out and block your table from further customers. Ideally you're also taking on-the-spot commissions and working on them at your table, and in the evenings you keep working on them in your hotel room. You don't get to go dick around and hang out and attend events and party, you're there to work hard, make money.

Tl;dr, no way fag.

Also, EXTREMELY optimistic for Bonnie to suggest the kind of people buying a tranny unicorn shirt are gonna need a size small. They should be looking into more of a Walmart selection and learning towards the XXXL end of the spectrum, lol.

There's that old photo of him selling art at a convention or something but my memory of the exact circumstances is failing me.

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But I know nothing about conventions and hearing about there being an application process, etc., I'm starting to think this may not have even been that.
 
Uh, what? Has Kevin ever done ANYTHING for a living, much less working the con circuit?
Back when Kevin was legally Kevin, he sold some prints at some convention if I'm not mistaken. That is the most he could ask for.

Kevin's dream job is "no job", but that's not true: his dream job is to be a sugar baby who is a lavished and well loved spokesperson for a charity, batting his eyelashes and getting money to spend and be called a good person for spending said money on shit he wants ("oh the lovely Kat who works at the tranch has given her pennies to a local business we are so grateful to love her and that she loves us"). He wants the thrill of social meet ups without his mom but with all her money, and the prestige of the charity label without being the lumenproletariat of the tranch's farmhands or the management & responsibility Penny and Bonnie have (and mismanage). Kev doesn't have the same emotional gratification moat of his peers have when they complete a long term project, and if he does he's too stupid and id driven to pursue it.

Basically, he wants to be paid to advertise, hang with his friends, and buy toys, all while shitting his pants and doing nothing. If I was Bonnie, I would be drawing and constructing prototype catapults to shoot him across the border into another state, preferably another country.
 
There's that old photo of him selling art at a convention or something but my memory of the exact circumstances is failing me.

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But I know nothing about conventions and hearing about there being an application process, etc., I'm starting to think this may not have even been that.
If that's his art, he's actually got some talent but needs to not draw stupid shit
 
I think they've forgotten the difference between "transsubstantiation" and "transgender".
One is having bread magically transform into the flesh of Jesus because you believe it super hard, and the other is having a man magically transform into a woman because you believe it super hard. Easy mistake to make.
There's that old photo of him selling art at a convention or something but my memory of the exact circumstances is failing me.
He looks so normal. Even has a wierdo neckbeard nerd artist, he looks so much more normal and less creepy.
Oh, how the mediocre have fallen!
 
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