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[Shig O'nella]

Here, have this:

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Thought Les Dawson was dead.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

All man.

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He photoshopped a fashion show backdrop, but couldn’t shoop himself a waist??

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https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/ov5uxp/does_estrogen_change_the_way_yourbutt_smells (archive)

How do you know how your own butt smells, sir? Did you go for days without washing it? Perform amazing acts of gymnastic flexibility? Scratch your ass and smell your hand? Smell your own dildo? Without washing it first??

And as you seem to have a firm opinion of how different butts on the male and female “spectrums” smell, i would ask how many butts you’ve gone around smelling? Is this as common as a handshake for you? Have you smelled one person's ass that wasn’t yours, and chalked it up to “gender spectrum”, rather than diet and hygiene? Why do these troons have such an obsession with smelling like women, but rarely bathe in the first place?

So we've come from men in ahegao hoodies and sweats to men in ahegao crop tops, mini skirts, and "thigh highs". And the latter is more degenerate than the former. Everything about this dude in particular makes me filled with disgust, especially the fake girlish shyness at the end where it's like he's saying "teehee I did a spinny!! ( ꈍᴗꈍ) aren't I so cute uwu". You know he thinks he's one of those anime girls that he's wearing. I don't wish death on others, but this troon in particular needs to get the wall ASAP. As Sonalas put it, this man is a walking abortion. He will never wear these clothes outside of these four walls, but I wish he did to be quite honest. He needs a good public mocking, and if he didnt get it while donning that he'll at least peak someone.

The irony here is just too sweet though: these men think that they're dressed as women and that this makes them femme, but do not realize that a woman would never wear ahegao print from head to toe. It's always pornsick weeb men and boys.

Dear god, i didn’t think it could get any worse than masculine weebs.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

I was out checking the Sacrifice Poles this morning when I happened on this and it might go a long way in explaining why America is doomed. I’ve heard of special days where you can take your children or dogs to work, but fag companies like Apple seem to be encouraging their employees to have a day at work cross dressing. I’m not sure if this applies only to gay employees, and the replies to the tweet indicate a high proportion of respondents on PrEP, but it goes a long way in explaining why the Septics are removing their chickenshit armed forces from Afghanishit.

 

[Rungle]

Transphobia is cool

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Lmao I'm currently wearing cargo pants and a hoodie and I just finished eating spicy noodles. Should I troon out?

Cut your boobs off; it’s the only way.

Hell yeah bro, you’re just a big tough man doing dude shit. Let’s grab some brews and watch the big game

only if afterwards we can commiserate about the useless manbabies we take care of, as dudebros do, my brodudes.

Congrats, bruh: You learned how to stand side-on in photos to hide your broad-ass man-shoulders.

But uh oh...

Here comes reality to wake you the fuck up. YWNBAW.

First off, fuck you for not spoilering those hideous troon titties, but thank you for giving me the proof I needed to conclude this little twat is fake Scottish.

No Scottish person in the history of ever, has said 'wasnae'. It's 'wisnae' [wiz-nay]. You would never ever spell it like he did because it sounds like a retarded amalgamation of Scottish and speaking normally; almost like how a poser would sound trying to fake Scottish dialect...

In conclusion, away n ram yer shite patter up yer ring, ya wee fud.

I’m gonna start calling people “wee fud” from now on. And Graham Linehan had an article on this guy—he got a reader who grew up with him write in to say that his Scots accent here is absolutely a fake. The guy’s real accent is upper-middle class, and sounds more English than Scottish.

I was out checking the Sacrifice Poles this morning when I happened on this and it might go a long way in explaining why America is doomed. I’ve heard of special days where you can take your children or dogs to work, but fag companies like Apple seem to be encouraging their employees to have a day at work cross dressing. I’m not sure if this applies only to gay employees, and the replies to the tweet indicate a high proportion of respondents on PrEP, but it goes a long way in explaining why the Septics are removing their chickenshit armed forces from Afghanishit.
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“Here’s to wearing all feminine clown clothing to work for the first time!”

FTFY

 

[HumbleFarmer]

Yup it's been done.
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why are there so many people who want to fuck the potatoes girl? are they just closet pedos? i just don't get it, she looks 12

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

...so, outside the whole nipple question (no, btw, I don't think it is standard to eliminate those for a non-medically required mastectomy, although it can be in cases of breast cancer); what are these particular two trying to accomplish? I would argue that the one of the left is not trying to present male in any other way (although based on other online TIFs, she might think that she is), and the one on the right is actively making herself up as female from the neck up. What is this about?

One of the earlier posts on here said it was “non-binary affirmation surgery”. So: a new form of mutilation that greedy and unscrupulous surgeons are pushing onto young people who otherwise wouldn’t have considered surgery.

 

[AssignedEva]

I was out checking the Sacrifice Poles this morning when I happened on this and it might go a long way in explaining why America is doomed. I’ve heard of special days where you can take your children or dogs to work, but fag companies like Apple seem to be encouraging their employees to have a day at work cross dressing. I’m not sure if this applies only to gay employees, and the replies to the tweet indicate a high proportion of respondents on PrEP, but it goes a long way in explaining why the Septics are removing their chickenshit armed forces from Afghanishit.
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I haven't seen anything to suggest Apple is hosting a crossdressing day, as amusing as that would be.

Going off Tariq's LinkedIn, he worked at the Apple store for quite a few years at the Genuis Bar (so basically a sales assistant who can fix iPhones) and recently became an Editorial Assistant for Apple Music - which is a fancy way of saying he's a copywriter for things like this

Spoiler: Random spiel from my Apple Music

Prior to releasing last year’s ENERGY LP, Disclosure rolled out their Ecstasy EP in pieces—one track per day over the course of a week. In much the same fashion, “Happening,” which headlines danceXL this week, comes on the heels of Monday’s “In My Arms,” with more new music expected to follow. The London-based brothers Guy and Howard Lawrence have spent a huge portion of their career so far collaborating with some of the world’s biggest artists and vocalists. But recently, “we’ve been able to just go back to the lab and crack down, the two of us, just like the olden days,” Guy tells Apple Music. You can hear that focused energy—almost like a rededication to making club tracks—in the straight-ahead house of “Happening,” its unswerving bassline and unfussy production the perfect combo for a late-night floor-filler. Hear it now, and add this playlist to your library for the best new tracks from around the world.

So in other words, just some fluff nobody bothers reading to populate the descriptions of playlists and webshows. That job also appears to be fully remote.

I think what you're actually seeing here is Tariq going to one of his freelance gigs. He brags about having bylines in The Advocate, The Nerdist and The San Francisco Chronicle. Having a byline means "they published my opinion piece or tv show review, but actually put my name on the article instead of writing 'media review team' or something!"

I think Tariq is in the early stages of becoming a trans woman and so is going to an LGBT friendly workplace dressed in clown drag to "live my truth". His Twitter is kinda funny too - he's tweeting about the fall of Kabul but interspersed with it are tweets like "omg just tried press on nails for the first time!".

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

I haven't seen anything to suggest Apple is hosting a crossdressing day, as amusing as that would be.

Going off Tariq's LinkedIn, he worked at the Apple store for quite a few years at the Genuis Bar (so basically a sales assistant who can fix iPhones) and recently became an Editorial Assistant for Apple Music - which is a fancy way of saying he's a copywriter for things like this

Spoiler: Random spiel from my Apple Music

Prior to releasing last year’s ENERGY LP, Disclosure rolled out their Ecstasy EP in pieces—one track per day over the course of a week. In much the same fashion, “Happening,” which headlines danceXL this week, comes on the heels of Monday’s “In My Arms,” with more new music expected to follow. The London-based brothers Guy and Howard Lawrence have spent a huge portion of their career so far collaborating with some of the world’s biggest artists and vocalists. But recently, “we’ve been able to just go back to the lab and crack down, the two of us, just like the olden days,” Guy tells Apple Music. You can hear that focused energy—almost like a rededication to making club tracks—in the straight-ahead house of “Happening,” its unswerving bassline and unfussy production the perfect combo for a late-night floor-filler. Hear it now, and add this playlist to your library for the best new tracks from around the world.

So in other words, just some fluff nobody bothers reading to populate the descriptions of playlists and webshows. That job also appears to be fully remote.

I think what you're actually seeing here is Tariq going to one of his freelance gigs. He brags about having bylines in The Advocate, The Nerdist and The San Francisco Chronicle. Having a byline means "they published my opinion piece or tv show review, but actually put my name on the article instead of writing 'media review team' or something!"

I think Tariq is in the early stages of becoming a trans woman and so is going to an LGBT friendly workplace dressed in clown drag to "live my truth". His Twitter is kinda funny too - he's tweeting about the fall of Kabul but interspersed with it are tweets like "omg just tried press on nails for the first time!".

There was a hint that Hussain Obama followed him on Twitter. Yep, it looks like he was a Genius Bar drone before moving onto their Bullshit Boilerplate department. I do think he was mincing out for Apple, this reply indicates a normal place of work, rather than his freelance gigs.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

3 years on testosterone and now they're balding.

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[RandallBoggs]

Guys guys! Maybe if Elliot Rodger had a lineup of hot chicks ready to be fucked whenever he pleased he wouldn't have murdered all those people, it's all your fault women! Your only job was to sleep with emotionally unstable men and suffer their abuse so others wouldn't and you can't even do that, reprehensible!

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I was out checking the Sacrifice Poles this morning when I happened on this and it might go a long way in explaining why America is doomed. I’ve heard of special days where you can take your children or dogs to work, but fag companies like Apple seem to be encouraging their employees to have a day at work cross dressing. I’m not sure if this applies only to gay employees, and the replies to the tweet indicate a high proportion of respondents on PrEP, but it goes a long way in explaining why the Septics are removing their chickenshit armed forces from Afghanishit.
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Trannies... please learn that wearing "all feminine" clothes does not make you look feminine when it's just a mismatched, ill fitting mess. You look like you went to a thrift store, put on a blindfold, grabbed random shit from the women's section, and decided to call it an outfit. Your Real Woman Points do not exponentially increase with the amount of floral print, sequins, lace, and bright colors that you have on.

 

[Positron]

Transphobia is cool

No transphobia is not cool, just natural.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

Pretty sure that women (& some men) who’ve had mastectomies due to breast cancer, can’t get insurance to cover procedure’s to even things out, etc. So, say they had a lump in one breast, which is often the case, they’d get a lumpectomy or mastectomy on that breast. Only if both have cancerous cells, tumor’s, & other infected tissue, will insurance cover the treatment. But a troon teenager (or any age) will get rush-job, completely cosmetic, removal of healthy tissue, insurance covered. Anybody who says, “it’s not a racket, conspiracy blah blah,” are doing a big time cope.

What’s really fucked up, is that women “of child bearing age” have an extremely tough time even getting approved for a tubal ligation, even if they swear they don’t want kids, more kids, whatever. (Child bearing age averages from 12-51, give or take a few years, but women under 30 are the ones who get shit & jump through hoops for tubal ligation w/ out something like endometriosis, as a Dx, etc.) However, you already know what I’m going to say about troon's & esp troonette’s, who get a tubal, hysto, & often vaginectomy at the drop of a hat. How? Did suicide bait really drive the troon med train, this far, this fast? The drugs they take also aide in vaginal atrophy, & severe, life threatening, complications due to ignored female repro systems. T is one hell of a drug. Estrogen is much more easily reversible. Bitch tit’s can be hard to lose, & I’m sure affect men afflicted w/ them just as much, if not more, than all the fake (& small bit of real) dysphoria. Insurance is fucked.

I can throw some light on this-

Spoiler: Power level- special tits edition

I’ve had breast cancer. I’m very young for it, turned out that genetically I was dealt a shitty hand. As a result no lumpectomy for me, both boobs had to go along with my ovaries or I was pretty much guaranteed to get fucked over by cancer again. I now have a weird, flat, nipple-less chest like a plastic baby doll and scars the same as those in the pics.

Both boobs don’t need to be cancerous for a double mastectomy, it’s pretty much standard practice for women who’ve been diagnosed with one of the known genetic faults that cause breast cancer as the risk is really high. Some go for reconstruction, but the results are often shitty so it’s becoming increasingly unpopular and many are going for what’s known as ‘aesthetic flat closure’ which give you a flat, smooth chest, this also prevents recurrences from hiding behind the implants. They’ll happily whip out your ovaries at any age, too, as the chances of them becoming cancerous are also eyewateringly high with these specific genetic faults and it’s a tough one to diagnose early. All this would be covered by insurance. Revision is often covered as well, because you can be left with ‘dog ears’ under your arms caused by extra skin. It’s difficult to get everything flat when theyre trying to scrape away as much boob tissue as possible on a patient who’s laying flat on an operating table. Aiden‘s don’t have this problem because there’s no need to remove everything.
Going by experience, and having to learn a lot about this type of surgery, I suspect the reason they’ve got no nips is because they had massive, saggy, boobs. If you’ve got small tits they can reposition the nipples without removing them completely first, which leaves some blood flow so they heal better (this is also what they do in reduction surgery, using what’s known as an anchor incision, one curved cut along the bottom of the boob, then a straight line up to the nipple). Removal and repositioning has a high risk of necrosis.

That insurance covers ftms lopping off their norks but not guys with unfortunate bitch tits is, quite frankly, scandalous.

 

[DoubleD]

lmao she was btfo in her replies, even AFTER disabling replies. The QRTs fucked her ass into orbit. You can find them if you look.

Glad to see the troons made to look this retarded.

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(Original tweet was deleted, but you can find the archive link to it here.)

Follow-up on the person who posted it. They now clarify (though it was sorta implied in the original) that they don't actually want to date any transphobic cis people. Even if they reformed to see trans people as attractive, this person had no intent to requite such attraction if it were given.

Like a woman who makes herself pretty, simply to feel flattered by the attention of others.

For these folxXx, it was only ever about feeling wanted.

(Although with that cellulite, good luck.)

I almost feel sorry for them.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

lmao she was btfo in her replies, even AFTER disabling replies. The QRTs fucked her ass into orbit. You can find them if you look.

Glad to see the troons made to look this retarded.

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if that profile pic is what this one looks like how about ze tries to make zirself look less ugly

I mean, it's possible, there's someone for everyone, even troons, but not obviously butt ugly ones

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

(Original tweet was deleted, but you can find the archive link to it here.)

Follow-up on the person who posted it. They now clarify (though it was sorta implied in the original) that they don't actually want to date any transphobic cis people. Even if they reformed to see trans people as attractive, this person had no intent to requite such attraction if it were given.

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Like a woman who makes herself pretty, simply to feel flattered by the attention of others.

For these folxXx, it was only ever about feeling wanted.

(Although with that cellulite, good luck.)

I almost feel sorry for them.

Keep telling yourself that, sweetie.

 

[behindyourightnow]

...so, outside the whole nipple question (no, btw, I don't think it is standard to eliminate those for a non-medically required mastectomy, although it can be in cases of breast cancer); what are these particular two trying to accomplish? I would argue that the one of the left is not trying to present male in any other way (although based on other online TIFs, she might think that she is), and the one on the right is actively making herself up as female from the neck up. What is this about?

As someone else said, those are 'nonbinary' surgeries that have been mislabeled as FtMs. I have no idea why insurance is covering 'nonbinary' surgeries but it makes the surgeons money so they are offered all over the place.

The result looks almost identical to the mastectomy a friend got a while back because she had a bad breast cancer gene and did not want a reconstruction. According to her, it is really not worth saving the nipples most of the time because they have barely any function/sensation, look weird, and are prone to dying and falling off.

I suppose the surgeons who used to do that have now relabeled the nipple-free surgery as 'nonbinary' and expanded their market.

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[ghost_ghost]

(Original tweet was deleted, but you can find the archive link to it here.)

Follow-up on the person who posted it. They now clarify (though it was sorta implied in the original) that they don't actually want to date any transphobic cis people. Even if they reformed to see trans people as attractive, this person had no intent to requite such attraction if it were given.

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Like a woman who makes herself pretty, simply to feel flattered by the attention of others.

For these folxXx, it was only ever about feeling wanted.

(Although with that cellulite, good luck.)

I almost feel sorry for them.

Mask wearing is such a gift to the weird isn't it?

 

[decaydent]

There are some gems hidden in stacycay‘s replies (our dear Kansas Komedian). I already love the direct comparisons he posts, absolutely no resemblance here would have never noticed your Adam‘s apple, dear.

Spoiler: mfw I stare in trans

But then there is this dude, who got called out for crying about his first world enby problems and his comeback was that he wrote a law dissertation on the topic. Like, ok? Who cares? That does not mean the law TM agrees with you. And it does not mean that women cannot be absolutely up in arms against this shit.

He likes to go off on people - here on someone who wrote “what‘s wrong with you, son?“ and got owned.

Self-diagnosed autism?