DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

>I told you to buy me the xbox one x! Why don't you listen?
Phil has some internal feedback mechanism that convinces him that every fucking purchase he does is the best one.
no ragrets. it is what it is. ok? hee hee.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Ok, which one of you is responsible for this?

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Not gonna lie, just the name ‘Derich Cartman’ made me chuckle.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

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Superhuman self awareness from the roach

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ok, which one of you is responsible for this?

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I don't get it. How can the troll not know Phail watched it?

Also, get ready for a rant about him being caught on a spycam allegedly going to the vet. I have not been able to fully vet this info.

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[wahkando]

This guy's not even come back from break an hour 45 after his stream was supposed to have started.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Dsp should do a lot of the old stuff he use to do but now he's a celibate man of the cloth since he's married. Even co op gameplay with a couple wheel chairs would change things up but no, he wants to be a hermit for the rest of his days.

Last time he did this during his Christmas marathon playing some Ice Age shovelware game he starting ranting about trannies and dropped a “retard” for the record.

 

[Draventren]

This guy's not even come back from break an hour 45 after his stream was supposed to have started.

How long would he have to be on a break for until we start questioning if he had a heart attack/stroke/got pinned under something heavy?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I hope this game has character creation segment so we can spend the next 2 hours picking eyebrows and beards.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I wanna play Psychonauts 2, so I'm gonna tune Dave out but I can guess how it's gonna go.

"ACK ACK ACK THAT WAS FUNNY DOOD"

"THIS GUY'S MIND IS CRAZY DOOD, DID YOU SEE THAT"

"NO SNOWKARL I DON'T HAVE ANY INNER DEMONS TO FACE, SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU'RE BANNED"

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

You're one to talk, Dave.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How long would he have to be on a break for until we start questioning if he had a heart attack/stroke/got pinned under something heavy?

4 or 5 days at least. How can anyone know it's not another marathon of breaks?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hey Phil, maybe get off of your soap box about mental health, and realize that you're a fat fucking hypocrite for calling your detractors "mouth drooling" and "mentally ill". Holy fuck I hope the game punishes him.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

You're one to talk, Dave.

His ability to sniff out and pounce upon literally every single opportunity to be a hypocrite is astonishing. He seriously never misses a single one. Ever. If he was that good at literally anything else, we wouldn't be here.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Did he even mention the vet trip?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil has some internal feedback mechanism that convinces him that every fucking purchase he does is the best one.

phil is (for some reason) getting stupidly desperate
and wants to improve his streams, and actually have a fanbase that consists of more than 3 whales that use tons of aliases
and the only thing he can think of is "buy more toys" over and over

 

[FaXmachine]

phil is (for some reason) getting stupidly desperate
and wants to improve his streams, and actually have a fanbase that consists of more than 3 whales that use tons of aliases
and the only thing he can think of is "buy more toys" over and over

Phil seems to go by the rule, if I don't enjoy it everyone will. So his arse being comfortable and him having a new laptop to tweet from (of all things) really improves the stream (for him).

I remember watching a Cr1t1kal video abit agoabout this misogynist, the man in the vid was bitching and saying woman only perceive the world though feelings, so good and bad feedback, like pain or pleasure. This made me think of Phil. Like why doesn't he brush his teeth or like to go out. I presume he had physical pain with the teeth and maybe mental or physical pain outside. ,

Anyway tying this back to the stream set up, if it makes him feel good he'll do it if not well who the fuck would possibly care if Phil doesn't? Its like when he says people were bitching about a game, or the game is bad, all when tips are low. Phil has a bad time so everyone is.

Anyway all a theory lol.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If Phil wanted a chance to get more money, he should put on text to speech for certain donations

 

[Tears for T]

”Larry a rolling brain - haha, whats funny” [with the must faked laughter ever]

Yeah Phil, really funny…
Just me, but has Phil increased doing his fake dry laughter?

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

His upper body would be slightly less droopy. His legs would still be skinny and stork-like.

He'd also somehow inherit LTG's fucked-up shark teeth...assuming those are worse than what Phil's currently dealing with.

 

[UaineRunei]

Did he even mention the vet trip?

He just said the vet just did a checkup and that what Jasper had is exactly what Phil predicted, an UTI, but he's completely recovered now.

Edit: Also told them (Phil and horse) to clean his litter box more often. Poor cat...