DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Piece of Peace]

If you can't even function in the real world, you should probably neck yourself if you're gonna let a grown man on the internet that plays video games have control over you.

Especially this dipshit.

Out of all the fucking streamers in all the fucking internet you decide to latch onto this troglodyte. Pretty unreal tbh.

 

[Poo Twister]

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People really working out some stuff today in Phil's chat.

Jones Jay is absolutely pathetic, he's sub human scum that should be subject to immediate castration so there is no risk of him breeding. Imagine getting anxious over somebody you have never met (and never even likely to meet) being mad at you. Anxiety is an excuse to make himself a victim, real anxiety isn't this.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What's even more disgusting is that their Goutlord reads that shit and feels not even a microscopic amount of remorse.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What's even more disgusting is that their Goutlord reads that shit and feels not even a microscopic amount of remorse.

If they're not payin' up they might as well be dead in Phil's eyes.

 

[KD6-3.7]

That might be the laziest fake laugh he's ever done. It's so bad that it's just funny. Guy is a robot. Speaking of robots; I have a clip on my PC that I need to upload here. It's the most robotic laugh I've ever heard.

He did one on Monday night that made me say “what the fuck….” out loud. It was so robotic. I swear it makes my skin crawl. It’s like he’s just imitating human behavior. The loudest I’ve ever heard Phil laugh for real was during his South Park: The Stick of Truth playthrough during the part where you shrink and have to fight the underpants gnomes underneath your parents, who are fucking. You have to dodge your dad’s balls at one point, and it goes into slow-motion and your character does some kind of Matrix dodge. Phil almost died of laughter. I guess that’s when he had blood pumping through his veins instead of whatever black oily substance is in him now.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Did a quick look at those tips, and this is what I got:



Can't find a pattern here... It seems that is completely random.

Your post gave me a thought, take a look at this:

Spoiler: Max tip per stream:

These are a record of the largest SINGLE TIPS made per stream. Doesn't count between multiple tips from the same person or anything else, just the One. Largest. Tip.

The total average?
73 fucking dollars. Per stream.

But you know what guys? It's all about crowdfunding those $1 $1.30 $1.49 tips, not large whale donations.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

”Larry a rolling brain - haha, whats funny” [with the must faked laughter ever]

Yeah Phil, really funny…
Just me, but has Phil increased doing his fake dry laughter?

Yes. It also seems like he doesn't understand what he's laughing at but feels he should be laughing to be entertaining?

 

[UaineRunei]

Phil Burnell asks why he needs to take a look at chat.
He cares so much about his viewers!

 

[Super Dent Head]

He did one on Monday night that made me say “what the fuck….” out loud. It was so robotic. I swear it makes my skin crawl. It’s like he’s just imitating human behavior. The loudest I’ve ever heard Phil laugh for real was during his South Park: The Stick of Truth playthrough during the part where you shrink and have to fight the underpants gnomes underneath your parents, who are fucking. You have to dodge your dad’s balls at one point, and it goes into slow-motion and your character does some kind of Matrix dodge. Phil almost died of laughter. I guess that’s when he had blood pumping through his veins instead of whatever black oily substance is in him now.

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Think I saw that clip when it was posted. He's so weird and robotic, like there's nothing left in him that's human at all. He hates what he does, he hates his audience and he absolutely hates himself.

The laugh from SoT started off real but he stretched it way beyond reason, I feel.

The other robot laugh, the clip I have of him but can't upload yet, is from (I think) a Blackout stream where a body ragdolls and Phil's reaction is "Oh my god, look at his body! Ah Ah Ah Ah!" Sounds very similar to the fake laugh in this clip.

 

[ProvenWrong]

" I am terrified I have said something wrong or insulting him".

Turn in your man card Jones and go live at Weenie Hut Jr's you spineless fool.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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People really working out some stuff today in Phil's chat.

Rare Bill might be on to something and someone tell Jones Jay he hit the nail on the head. He doesn't throw enough money at Phail so he has no need for his silly questions.

What's even more disgusting is that their Goutlord reads that shit and feels not even a microscopic amount of remorse.

And no doubt revels in it.

 

[Zeelpulp]

can someone add the fake laugh to this?

 

[Lolidaki]

People bringing up the fact that he had a channel for Red Dead Redemption (that later got taken over by soccer bots, what) reminded me of that "Suicide Kings" video where he and John Rambo were just throwing their characters off cliffs and laughing their asses off. The laughter in those videos were at least real, and harkened back to a time when DSP actually sort of enjoyed playing games.

Now he's just an emotionless robot forced to play these video game things while anxiously rocking and looking at his laptop hoping he's gotten people to give him money for the purpose of his robotically playing games and being told what to do. What a difference a decade makes.

Watching Dave try and recapture the "magic" of Suicide Kings for youtube views following shows how out of touch with reality he is. During his first attempt in GTAV (when he still had Rambo) he was gun-ho at first, hyping it up, even said he would have Panda involved and everything, only for that to quickly fizzle out as he tries to control a sever room full of people in these big set-ups for very little payoff (especially when those no life trolls call mercenary hits on his character and he dies), races were the worst as he literally had to force it since John and the fans would get up to shit where he couldn't see, RD2 in 2018 was hardly any different as he now only had a handful of dicksuckers in place of actual friends. Never did the "edited montage" for either, just dull as fuck raw streams. You can make "entertaining enough" jackass-like content from dicking around in these open-world games too, it's why GTAV is still relevant in youtube's algorithm, he's just not that entertaining unless he's tard raging.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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holy shit he sounds like he's doing a script read through for practice

 

[Kosher Dill]

holy shit he sounds like he's doing a script read through for practice

We need to get one of his wheelchairs to start literally writing scripts for Phil's streams. You know he'd get hooked on that.

 

[Molester Stallone]

Phil is on the side of money, he's basically a politician but with even lower IQ. I wonder how his mind copes with the mental gymnastics tbh, its almost impressive.

That seems to be a shared trait among cows. It's hard to believe at times that the mind is capable of creating such delusions.

 

[Pargon]

Attention DSP viewers stepping into the apparent cesspool that is the Kiwi Farms:

If at any point Phil Burnell got angry at you, or berated you, or called you an idiot, or in any way talked down to you, and your immediate response was something other than to laugh in his face, you are not nearly as strong emotionally as you could be.

I am writing this to you from a place of genuine feeling. It may not be affection or respect but I’m peeling away the veneer of shitty cynicism I typically cower behind to say this: no matter how else you feel about him, Philip Burnell is not a strong or respectable person. He is not a leader. He is not a role model. He is not a good friend. He is not someone you should in any way becoming attached to emotionally. His opinion is not one you should be using to measure your self worth. His interactions are not something you should be depending on to get the goodfeels you need to get through the day. He will let you down and he will not be there for you when you need it.

I am not fucking around here. You are in a place in which it is easy for a person to manipulate you. That a person like Phil is able to do so remotely via the internet is bad as it is; if you encounter someone in real life who is able to do the same and they recognize it (and they will because people who manipulate other people are very good at identifying victims) they will do things which can hurt you.

Find a therapist. Begin attending a support group. Join a beginner D&D group. Do something to begin to bolster your emotional well-being. This is not going to be an easy autumn and winter for huge swaths of the planet. You need to be in a healthy place mentally and emotionally.

Love yourself and realize that you are worth more than the conditional graces of a man whom you pay to acknowledge your existence. You are better than this. You are all better than this. Believe it and then act like it.

okay, faggot out. hug your pets and your kids and your spouses and your siblings. cling to what is most important to you and what lights your torch in the darkness because from day to day it is all you will ever have, and ever need.

 

[Fapcop]

" I am terrified I have said something wrong or insulting him".

Turn in your man card Jones and go live at Weenie Hut Jr's you spineless fool.

Terrified of the joke of the internet getting mad at you. Over chat.

I think that calls for doing a flip unto the freeway, not just turning in your man-card.

Imagine what life must be like if stuff like that terrifies you.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Psychonauts 2 wagequit incoming

 

[UaineRunei]

Attention DSP viewers stepping into the apparent cesspool that is the Kiwi Farms:
[...]

Great statment, Pargon.

I want to personally apologize to the guy (Jones Jay). I posted the screencaps to make fun of him initially, but as the conversation went on, I realized this guy is just one more victim of the pignosis and he needs help. Sorry dude, I was wrong.

Also, never reveal so much personal info about you in a public chat like that... It can easily be used against you (ironic, I know).