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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I don't think it's if Catherine is cheating on him, I think Phil is only hoping she'll keep coming back.

Phil has no way of stopping Catherine from doing anything. When she has the car, he's stuck in that condo. He's helpless. And financially, Catherine is near the point where she can easily take a good portion of his income whenever she wants. She has all the power in this relationship now.
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I'd personally love to see the divorce saga. He'd probably drink an entire handle of gin on stream while crying before attempting to suck-start a shotgun but, because it's Phil, fail and need chat to tell him how it works.
"Dood, this shotgun is defective!... Oh, Snowkarl said I need to load the thing first? How was I supposed to know that?!"
 
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Phil couldn't tell the Police the numberplate of the maniac speeding so fast behind him that he had no other choice than to just drive head first into a wall, so all of a sudden that makes it Phil's fault?

I'm no legal expert but I'm not sure that's how it works? If you see someone get mugged and phone the Police after the mugger ran they don't turn up and arrest you unless you can tell them who did it. Why does this cunt insist on telling these made up stories that anyone who has ever communicated with the outside world can see through?

Are we meant to be impressed with how badass Phil is? Is he trying to use a 20 year old crash story to cash in some sympathy bucks?

I just don't understand the goal of him so blatantly lying. I'm guessing his mental state is that shot he just enjoys making stuff up at this point.
 
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FormerPro said:
Phil couldn't tell the Police the numberplate of the maniac speeding so fast behind him that he had no other choice than to just drive head first into a wall, so all of a sudden that makes it Phil's fault?

I'm no legal expert but I'm not sure that's how it works? If you see someone get mugged and phone the Police after the mugger ran they don't turn up and arrest you unless you can tell them who did it. Why does this cunt insist on telling these made up stories that anyone who has ever communicated with the outside world can see through?

Are we meant to be impressed with how badass Phil is? Is he trying to use a 20 year old crash story to cash in some sympathy bucks?

I just don't understand the goal of him so blatantly lying. I'm guessing his mental state is that shot he just enjoys lying at this point.
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He likes to come up with blatant lies like this that are impossible to verify, he thinks it makes him look like a tough guy who's seen it all and been through a lot. Next thing he's gonna tell us is that he did time in prison for beating someone up back in his FGC days, it was tough man but I learned from my mistakes
 
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FormerPro said:
Phil couldn't tell the Police the numberplate of the maniac speeding so fast behind him that he had no other choice than to just drive head first into a wall, so all of a sudden that makes it Phil's fault?

I'm no legal expert but I'm not sure that's how it works? If you see someone get mugged and phone the Police after the mugger ran they don't turn up and arrest you unless you can tell them who did it. Why does this cunt insist on telling these made up stories that anyone who has ever communicated with the outside world can see through?

Are we meant to be impressed with how badass Phil is? Is he trying to use a 20 year old crash story to cash in some sympathy bucks?

I just don't understand the goal of him so blatantly lying. I'm guessing his mental state is that shot he just enjoys lying at this point.
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Because lying is as easy as breathing for him....yes I stole the John Rambo quote but still it's relevant.

He has always coasted on the backs of lies, and since anyone who questions him is called a "conspiracy theorist", he comfortable lies to his hearts content about whatever.

This says a lot about him as a person. Like He makes it seem like all the crazy shit happened to him when in reality he lived a rather mundane lifestyle.

Sure there were FGC beef but that can hardly be considered "real shit" when he pussed out of all of the confrontations.

No friends talking about what he did, no second hand accounts, and a guy who lied about "not" having a discord, only to get exposed like a dipshit.

I would believe his stories if he wasn't such a bullshitter but well...he wouldn't be the "King of Hate" if that was the case.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I don't think it's if Catherine is cheating on him, I think Phil is only hoping she'll keep coming back.

Phil has no way of stopping Catherine from doing anything. When she has the car, he's stuck in that condo. He's helpless. And financially, Catherine is near the point where she can easily take a good portion of his income whenever she wants. She has all the power in this relationship now.
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I dont think Phil cares if she's cheating or not if she even is still around. I'm not even sure he did for Reanna. All that really matters is his fanbois still think he's a MATOOR SERRIOUS MARRIED ADOLT and maybe some chores get done around the house. What hurt him the most about Reanna leaving was he had no way to hide it. Thats why he's made sure to keep Khet off camera.
 
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Fragarach said:
Half-time LOW TIPS EMERGENCY reminder. "So guys, we're about an hour into the stream...", everytime. I swear you could watch a dozen of this guy's streams and they'd be indistinguishable from one another.
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Fragarach said:
Half-time LOW TIPS EMERGENCY reminder. "So guys, we're about an hour into the stream...", everytime. I swear you could watch a dozen of this guy's streams and they'd be indistinguishable from one another.
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I stopped watching his streams for this exact reason. Phil is a broken record. I haven't been following him closely for over a year so it's nice to know he hasn't changed in the slightest

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How often do you guys think Phil pees sitting down?
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I don't think this fucker can stand beyond ten minute intervals
 
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Tips visualization as promised (zoom for big version).

These are raincloud plots. For each month there is a probability density function, a box plot, and the individual data points as black circles. The colored box part of the box plot indicates the 25th percentile, median, and 75th percentile with the bottom, middle, and top lines respectively. I had to use a log10 scale for the y axis because of some exceptional whales tipping hundreds (and in once case $1000) of dollars. The thick black lines are just big blobs of data points. Most obvious are the clusters at $1.30 (and also $1.50 in August, big ups PayPal), $2, $4.20, $5, $10, $20, and $50. Also somehow there was a $1 tip in April (not sure how that happened).

Source: Raw tips data from @Piece of Peace 's tracking sheet.
 
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He’s so damn dumb, he got lazy and lost like 100 health in that span of 5 seconds against the final boss, he thought he one because hades had no health, but the truth is he had a whole other bar of life still lmao. You can see like a dozen things on screen hitting him and he’s not even dodging, it’s pretty obvious he thought he could kill the boss before all the shit on screen killed him
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
He’s so damn dumb, he got lazy and lost like 100 health in that span of 5 seconds against the final boss, he thought he one because hades had no health, but the truth is he had a whole other bar of life still lmao
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"I GOT CHEATED"

Phil... we all know that you know that there's a second form. Stop pretending like you haven't been told. Nice fake rage. If he genuinely thought that was it he would have absolutely fucking lost it.
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
And this is why I’m glad I never had an alcohol problem. For over seven years I was prescribed VERY high doses of different powerful opioids due to an injury on top of a severe form of Rheumatoid Arthritis. Eventually got off them, but became very dependent on them, and ran out early a handful of times (sometimes over a week early), and I shit you not… it is hell on earth. It’s difficult to even describe how you feel mentally and physically. That withdrawal scene from Trainspotting is not far off. Never again.

We’d know it if Phil was ever withdrawing.
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I've always described it as "You know how opiates make you feel good in ways you didn't even know existed? Withdrawl is the exact opposite." Kudos to you for kicking it. My time with them was short, and it was pretty low dose but I learned the lesson. If anything, it left me feeling major respect for anyone who has the willpower to get out from under the really hard shit.
 
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