US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Imagine how many "terrorists" Biden has created by this fuckup and calling the Afghani military cowards. Imagine how many of those extracted people are going to see their family members killed behind them. Even 1% of 80k is 800 radicalized people that could now be in the US.

You think the Americans and Afghans left there will be radicalized since their respective governments betrayed them?

 

[derpherp2]

You guys are acting like the Taliban has anything more that the arms we gave them + one of hunter's laptops.

Don't need a lot of arms to slit the throats of high schoolers on live TV while their parents watch and were assured they didn't want to leave.

Especially after they were stupid enough to believe you wouldn't do anything and fucking corral themselves into a glorified prison.

 

[The Last Stand]

More than Sep 11, 2001 + all those that died in Afghanistan since. Possibly 2x as many.

No way in fuck was this an accident. Biden may just set the stage for another 9/11. God help us.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Tater is, it's part of why I greatly disagree with his take. Though it seems the largest issue he and I have is differing ideas of what a "Suitcase Bomb" is. Outside Soviet claims to have made one, none have actually been produced capable of radiating shit.

Actually, I'm talking about radioactive contamination of a urban environment. They don't have to use an explosive event to do that. But, I will withdraw my conspiracy since they could just contaminate water supplies with less problematic materials.

****Bows deeply to Gehenna****

No way in fuck was this an accident. Biden may just set the stage for another 9/11. God help us.

And Null is in on it! You can't tell me that isn't why he's taking a week off to "go sit on a mountain side" so that the site will go down at the worst time erver.

 

[derpherp2]

No way in fuck was this an accident. Biden may just set the stage for another 9/11. God help us.

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It's using your name as your username basis of stupid at this point, the retardation is so perverse you can't help but make conspiracy theories because your mind cannot accept someone can be this FUCKING STUPID.

Did you also know Biden froze taliban assets? So not only did he fucking get people into a sizeable area, they gave the Taliban A FUCKING MOTIVE to start shit.
Maybe fucking do it when everyone is safe and sound?
Or at the very fucking least do it when you start yeeting american citizens, fuck the sand niggers.

I swear nobody in power knows what the Streisand Effect is...

They do, they just thought they huffed enough internet gas provided by twitter to have mastered meme magick, and that makes them somehow immune to it.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

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I am 110% ok with this. Very rad, Joe.
We don't need more little shit activists or Californians.

I've said this in the other thread, but those children and parents were from El Cajon (one of the least pozzed places in Cali) who were likely family members of the few servicemembers/contractors still in Afghanistan. While I agree the trip was 100% stupid, these people are not the libtard holier-than-thou virtue-signaling Californians A&N thinks they are (as crazy as it seems, there are still good salt of the earth Californians in the world). Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Dems and NPCs start claiming they were "all redneck Trump-supporters anyway".

 

[The Last Stand]

It's using your name as your username basis of stupid at this point, the retardation is so perverse you can't help but make conspiracy theories because your mind cannot accept someone can be this FUCKING STUPID.

I wouldn't even call it "conspiracy" at this point, but plausible, justified concern. I would want an optimistic ending to this, everybody does. But each decision from the Biden administration is making that reality harder and harder to see.

 

[Gehenna]

No way in fuck was this an accident. Biden may just set the stage for another 9/11. God help us.

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That's a bad take. 9/11 was a unifying event because everyone could get together and go "Fuck the Taliban" because fundamentally it was viewed as Their fault not Bush's fault. If the Taliban do anything like that now, it falls entirely on Biden's head.

 

[faucet]

Why does every liberal White woman look crazy?

>white

she is pure gorillion stock

 

[Gehenna]

>white
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she is pure gorillion stock

I am looking forward to this entire batch of the Jewish people being depowered and facing the pendulum swing.

Edit: To be clear, the power-mad, non-practicing bunch who give all Jews a bad fucking name.

 

[The Last Stand]

That's a bad take. 9/11 was a unifying event because everyone could get together and go "Fuck the Taliban" because fundamentally it was viewed as Their fault not Bush's fault. If the Taliban do anything like that now, it falls entirely on Biden's head.

I'm referring to the action of 9/11 itself, not the aftermath. Another potential terrorist attack.

 

[Compositesludge]

I would sooner bet my life on biden performing a perfect backflip while shredding some Sabaton on a guitar than this even being *possible*, but its fun to speculate on.

Speaking of, what'd you think of "Steel Commanders"? I like it when they get a little more out there with their material, reminds me of their earliest stuff.

.... Then we are back to a no. Because that'd be a dirty bomb.

Edit: I wish to point out we have never actually managed to make a suitcase-sized nuclear device.

I'm imagining somebody running around with the Davy Crockett and it's at once terrifying and hilarious.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm calling it, a few car bombs will go off near the airport gates and the US will say "this means we can't stay a single moment longer, sorry everyone, we're leaving."

Those high school kids who were told to definitely come to the airport will be told "why were you at the gates? The state department SAID this could happen, why didn't you stay away?" if some die in a car bomb attack, and if none are at the airport, they'll say "we told you if you weren't here on time, there'd be no second chances."

Either way, the new "progressive liberal" dominant emotion is scorn and revenge. They'll tell you why those kids deserved to get their heads cut off because their school administrators and parents were this stupid, and they will tell you Joe Biden was blameless.

I seriously keep hearing them say "No one could have done this any better." This is what Millennial/Gen Z idiots are like. They think absolute shit performance is just normal and to be expected. "It is what it is, what can you do?" is their rallying cry.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I'm calling it, a few car bombs will go off near the airport gates and the US will say "this means we can't stay a single moment longer, sorry everyone, we're leaving."

Those high school kids who were told to definitely come to the airport will be told "why were you at the gates? The state department SAID this could happen, why didn't you stay away?" if some die in a car bomb attack, and if none are at the airport, they'll say "we told you if you weren't here on time, there'd be no second chances."

Either way, the new "progressive liberal" dominant emotion is scorn and revenge. They'll tell you why those kids deserved to get their heads cut off because their school administrators and parents were this stupid, and they will tell you Joe Biden was blameless.

I seriously keep hearing them say "No one could have done this any better." This is what Millennial/Gen Z idiots are like. They think absolute shit performance is just normal and to be expected. "It is what it is, what can you do?" is their rallying cry.

It's more like telling other people to do better.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Either way, the new "progressive liberal" dominant emotion is scorn and revenge. They'll tell you why those kids deserved to get their heads cut off because their school administrators and parents were this stupid, and they will tell you Joe Biden was blameless.

to be fair, they're probably not wearing masks. So intentionally pissing off both the Taliban and the CA progressives.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

They'll tell you why those kids deserved to get their heads cut off because their school administrators and parents were this stupid, and they will tell you Joe Biden was blameless.

And in the same breath tell you that Trump was personally responsible for every Covid death and border hopper death.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

This is what Millennial/Gen Z idiots are like. They think absolute shit performance is just normal and to be expected. "It is what it is, what can you do?" is their rallying cry.

I don't even blame people for expecting the bare minimum from the US. Our entire involvement in the middle east has just been a comedy of errors. All Millennial/Gen Z kids have ever known was failure in Afghanistan

 

[Terrifik]

Radom Anon message if true

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[Raoul_Duke]

Radom Anon message if true
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Frankly, with the last few years, I'm just not sure whether to be happy, disgusted, angry, tired, or suicidal with this information. Could be real, could be true, might not be.

If this is true, then to hell with Taiwan, to hell with America, and to hell with this existence. I'll head down south to Brazil and sip martinis and make mulatto kids until I'm 99 and watching the US burn. It applies even if it's untrue, because the fact this could be serious is all the justification necessary to head down south even more promptly.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Radom Anon message if true
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While this sounds like (and almost certainly is) Q-tier bullshit, it would not at all surprise me to find out that Biden gave China a green light to seize Quemoy and Matsu, while agreeing to do nothing about it.