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Rioley is a beanpole - there is no way in hell his chest measures 42" around. He's got man brain in which big number = big boobies. And while it CAN mean big boobies, they're proportionate to your body size and the cup size is what really matters and a 42C is... fat with smaller tits.

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He's probably a 36A in reality and he's just lying.
 
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I’m sorry I know it’s small and this thread’s always loaded with content but we really are just glossing over the fact that Kevin doesn’t know what lotion is or how it works. He coats his hands in smelly vaseline like it’s his only option.

Rioley face reveal?! Thought I’d never live to see the day tbh. I’d never trust anyone with a diaper fetish, pure degeneracy. Absolutely sickening. No commentary, just barfing.
 
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Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
If memory serves Kevin never listed Wedge because he doesn't have any room left in his little blurb. I believe he is up to 9 "girlfriends" now and most don't fit. Wedge was the most recent addition to his circle before Neck, and interestingly Wedge is the only one we have heard of traveling to him or him traveling to.

If the reason Wedge and the others aren't there is space, that is why Neck isn't listed as well.
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9 boyfriends and he has to pay to fly a literal clown prostitute out to him and still don't even have actual sex :story:
 
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Oh, I totally agree. And those trans people were and are the "decent, normal, respectable and respectful" kind of trans people who live decent, normal lives like any other normal person, they just happen to also be trans. They don't make everything all about their trans identity, they don't demand to be given anything or receive special treatment, they don't expect everyone else to financially support their entire life and foot the bill for their "life saving, identity validating, gender affirming" crotch mutilation, they don't treat everyone around them like microwaved dog shit and fly into a psychotic foaming-at-the-mouth rage any time someone has a simple, honest slip of the tongue... They just want to live quiet, normal lives, be treated just like anyone else, have the same opportunities as anyone else...they just happen to identify as the opposite gender than they were born. They don't make a big deal about their gender identity or draw attention to it, because it ISN'T that big of a deal to them and it shouldn't be to anyone else, and normal "CIS" people don't draw attention to THEIR gender, because why the fuck would they? Drawing attention to one'a gender identity and making it the primary defining aspect of your life is honestly a pretty sick, twisted, fucked up, unhinged way to behave. For the ninety-eight to ninety-nine percent of the human race who are hunky-dorey with the gender they were born as, their gender is only a very minor part of their life and what contributes to who they are as a person. It isn't the all-encompassing, all-consuming, be all/end all for who they are, how they view the world, where they stand in the world, and how they conduct themselves with the world and everyone in it. It's the same with the kind of trans people who just want to live a regular life like anyone else...they just happen to be trans. Those kind of people definitely have put in the work and earned their place with their blood, sweat, and tears just like the LGBs. I can respect a person like that.

But the "trans" people like Kev-boi, his merry menagerie of mentally melted mongoloid manchildren, and the Troonicorns? They're essentially an entirely different species that suffered from severe genetic damage and degradation somewhere along their development. They're only superficially similar. The troons, the transtrenders, the AGP coomers, the gender-fluid gender-specials, the fat opportunistic grifters lying for financial gain...every single one who constantly has to talk about their gender identity, who has to make every conversation about their gender, who behave as if everyone else is beneath them, who insist that their gender identity entitles them to a life of special treatment where everyone else owes them everything they want, where they are above criticism and ridicule, and where they have the right to treat all the normal people around them like something that should be flushed down a toilet? They are nothing but childish, selfish, entitled, garbage people who only want to be placed upon a pedestal where they are showered with attention and adoration. Sadly, they make up the majority of the Trans Community these days. They've wrested away the control and focus from the regular trans people, made it all about themselves and their goals, and have cause major, irreparable damage to the image and reputation of the LGBT community as a whole. They're the ones who waltzed in like they owned the place, bullied and browbeat everyone else into compliance, and have taken advantage of all the progress and hard work done by the LGBs and normal Ts as if they were there the entire time and it's all owed to them. The trans demographic has always been an incredibly small percentage of the population. Somewhere between half a percent and one percent of the population are genuinely transgender who genuinely believe they are in the wrong body and exhibit gender dysphoria. Even with all the troons, AGPs, trenders, and other imitators coming along to ride this fad, "trans" people still account for less than three percent of the population or something like that. The majority of them are just sad, pathetic, selfish people who crave being the center of attention and have a strong desire to be viewed as special and important people who deserve to have everything in life handed over to them unconditionally. They don't want to live regular lives where they are seen and treated just as everyone else in the world. They are merely opportunistic grifters and greedy, selfish children taking advantage of others and hopping on the fad bandwagon because they believe it will bring them personal gains without working for it. And just look at how much damage to our society they've caused and how much control they've been allowed to seize, making everyone bend over backwards and walk around on eggshells trying to appease them. They only take and take and take some more, offering nothing but hate and contempt in return. These people haven't earned anyone's respect. They haven't earned a damn thing. They aren't worthy to be regarded along with normal trans people. When this fad finally burns itself to the ground, all the troons, AGPs, and the rest of the freak deviants will slink off under some rock, no longer the center of attention. But the regular, respectable people who just happen to be trans? They'll still be there, quietly living their regular lives and trying to clean up the mess the fad-following fucktards made.

Edit: sorry for the tangent I flew off on. I've known a couple of normal people who used to be trans, until people like Kev-Kev and his friends ruined their lives and drove them to detransition to get away from how toxic the trans community had become. It was very painful for them to go through, and it was very painful to have to see them go through it. Selfish, inconsiderate, disrespectful people like this just disgust me because I'm normally a live and let live/follow the Golden Rule kinda guy IRL. Basic human decency seems to be a dying concept in these latter days.
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I thought you didn't have a job, Kevin. Since when have you had to spend your day typing emails? I thought you never wanted to do that and be an unwashed NEET.
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Aaa0aaa0 said:
If Bryan leads to interpersonal drama at the tranch it will sure be a time to be alive. My and several other's intuition will be validated. I wouldn't be surprised if a rift on a farm would put some extra resentment between Bonnie and Kevkev for Kevvie letting the vampire in.
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This world isn't good enough for a Tranch slapfight to spill out onto Twitter for us.
 
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pretty funny all the people putting kevin out on blast. but my question is why is he getting all the scrutiny now? I don’t normally look at kevin‘s Twitter but I was to understand it’s normally a hug box.

also unironically disavow the retard who said something like “you’ll find out soon enough“. Making fun of kevin for his toys and donation begging is valid, but real threats are not since the ranch can and will turn that into cash.

Also Kevin acting like an avalanche of negative tweets and adding to his block list is worth $13 is pretty :smug: energy

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Funny how now Kevin has a job again, apparently.
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I was originally in favor of an orbiters thread, but I need to retract that now. I'm in favor of keeping Kevin and the Klan in one thread, even though it can get muddy. Neck/wedge is a development I need to have happen because Kevin's passive aggressive tweets will be beautiful
 
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This is why polyamory is hilarious/bullshit.

"Oh, so my two girlfriends spent the weekend fucking without me? I just need to accept that this in no way reflects on any of our feelings for each other, and dissipate by rage bickering with tards on Twitter."

Whereas if this happened to any normal person, they'd feel really hurt and there would be no expectation that hurt feelings aren't, well, normal in this situation.

I almost feel bad for Kevin. The cope is palpable.
 
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Anyone else think Bonnie told Kevin he needed to contribute? Weird sudden fixation on pretending to care about the Tranch and its business side.
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Have you ever baked or cooked with a small child? And they want to help so you give them a bowl with a spoon and nothing else and they'll bang on it until they get bored then wander off?

I bet Kevin decided all by himself he's the big ol' con manager and they're just figuring he'll get bored and wander off. There's no way this was beneficial enough to the Tranch for them to plan on going to cons further away than Denver between costs of flying, hotels, food and the bad press when they come back to dead alpacas.
 
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homewayhalf said:
Anyone else think Bonnie told Kevin he needed to contribute? Weird sudden fixation on pretending to care about the Tranch and its business side.
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Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite said:
There's no way this was beneficial enough to the Tranch for them to plan on going to cons further away than Denver between costs of flying, hotels, food and the bad press when they come back to dead alpacas.
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Here's a theory: Bonnie and the other one told him that if they were going to pay for him to go to DenFur, he needed to keep himself busy while he was there.

Bonnie and whatsisname were tabling all weekend; neck and wedge were doing things that degrade the good name of Fucking all weekend; and Kevin was watching cartoons and blowing money on merch?

I can't rule out this scenario inside my own head.
 
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Ronnie Rocket said:
Rioley is a beanpole - there is no way in hell his chest measures 42" around. He's got man brain in which big number = big boobies. And while it CAN mean big boobies, they're proportionate to your body size and the cup size is what really matters and a 42C is... fat with smaller tits.

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He's probably a 36A in reality and he's just lying.
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Doubt 36A would fit him. He is a man and male chests have large circumference with or without moobs, avg chest circumference is 40-43 inches. Bras are designed for female bodies, not trannies.
 
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Cerabella said:
Ripley in diapers
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"Two little girls watching Kamen Rider" screams older male in diapers. Claim you watch something people under the age of 10 actually watch, dipshits.
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rioley looks like weird al now lmao what a fucking waste of money that surgery was
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Don't bring poor Al into this :(
Kung Pow Cream said:
I thought you didn't have a job, Kevin. Since when have you had to spend your day typing emails? I thought you never wanted to do that and be an unwashed NEET.
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He's convention manager now. Aka, a conman. Had he not proclaimed himself in charge I would have said "lol what job", and honestly, he still doesn't have one. Maybe being a little in Penny's sexless slave harem is a paid position?
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This world isn't good enough for a Tranch slapfight to spill out onto Twitter for us.
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Probably not, I think the tranch elders would clam up and force Kevkev to do nothing but vaguepost if that so their optics keep strong.
However, Necky wouldn't have those restrictions. As shown by his LiveJournals, he is no stranger to seething and coping on the internet, so IF it happens we have at least one troon to look forward to seething. Bonnie and Kevin probably not though.
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Anyone else think Bonnie told Kevin he needed to contribute? Weird sudden fixation on pretending to care about the Tranch and its business side.
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Nah, Kevin just likes feeling important. Being paid to go to conventions and spend money while promoting something he's in is his dreamjob.
 
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"new parents and a chosen family"
That's some weird shit. I have seen that only once with a non troon. With a personal lolcow of mine, a streamer named Lorerunner.
He met some random woman in WoW, and decided that they are such close friends that they are siblings now. He calls her parents his "adopted parents", while still acknowledging his real parents. They moved in together and the "sister" got knocked up by some guy, while still living together with her streamer weirdo "brother". Lorerunner babysat the kid for years, calling her his niece. Only a few years ago the "sister" and her boyfriend kicked him out. He was probably weirded out by the nerdy adopted brother in his girlfriends basement.
The kicker? Lorerunner was accused of child abuse before he started babysitting the "niece", and had to skip state because of it.

Anyway, sorry for the tangent, I find "adopted family" people extremely creepy and weird.
 
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