DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGoutburglar]

100%, he will be back as affiliate in the least. My original estimate was by the end of the year, we shall see. All his subs ran out, OIC will be expected to dig deep to pump those gifted subs all the way back up to 750ish where they left off.

Not thinking this will be the case, but it would be pretty fucking hilarious if Twitch baited him into applying for affiliate status in October knowing full well that they have no intention of approving it. Give him a nice big bowl of his own medicine.

I am sorry I misspelled it. When Phil read the "You are fired" mail from Twitch he also read out the following: "You can reapply for the affiliate prograsm in October this year and for partnership in April 2022 if your stats fulfill the requirements (which most likely will happen since Phil still draws enough viewers). That's why I meant "once September is over". Once we hit October he will apply for affiliate and we all know this. Who knows maybe he returns to Twitch soon to build up stats again.

Since he has to re-build, I almost want him to get it back just to watch him struggle and then lose it again by being an idiot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Anyone saying Phail will go back to twitch where the muppets and hot tub streamers are is slandering him and that's illegal!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I am sorry I misspelled it. When Phil read the "You are fired" mail from Twitch he also read out the following: "You can reapply for the affiliate prograsm in October this year and for partnership in April 2022 if your stats fulfill the requirements (which most likely will happen since Phil still draws enough viewers). That's why I meant "once September is over". Once we hit October he will apply for affiliate and we all know this. Who knows maybe he returns to Twitch soon to build up stats again.

Yeah, if he starts either simulstreaming or doing "exclusive" Twitch streams in the near future, it's to build up his stats and that's gonna be a clear indicator that he's gonna be switching back to Twitch. While Twitch does give affiliate status to damn near anyone with a pulse, he'd still have to stream on there for a month to build up whatever stats they need from him to be able to apply for affiliate, which are average viewer, days streamed in a month, amount of time streamed in a month and one other stat I forgot.

 

[The Crust]

Anyone saying Phail will go back to twitch where the muppets and hot tub streamers are is slandering him and that's illegal!

Hopefully he doubles down on this and becomes a hot tub streamer
Phil's hairy dickslip

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP going back to Twitch I'd say is debatable. Would it make him more money and get him more viewers? Yes. But then there's the matter of two major factors with DSP: His ego and his laziness. Twitch did tell him he used hateful slurs, something I honestly believe he can't accept as shown by his toddler-esque whining in the video where he revealed it. Going back to them would be a shot to his ego and be him basically admitting they were right about him. Next up DSP is a lazy fucking bastard, and a pigroach at rest tends to stay at rest, and don't think this tendency hasn't cost him money in the past. DSP will happily lose money if it means he doesn't have to put in extra effort.

So will DSP go back to Twitch? I'm not sure and don't think it's as certain as some posters are making it out to be. Should he? Oh yeah absolutely it would be better for his business and exposure (though it will make him look like a bitch because he had to run his mouth). Will he though? Only time will tell.

 

[Pargon]

Not thinking this will be the case, but it would be pretty fucking hilarious if Twitch baited him into applying for affiliate status in October knowing full well that they have no intention of approving it. Give him a nice big bowl of his own medicine.

Phil makes them more money than probably several dozen low-performing accounts because retards can’t stop themselves from spamming him with subs. I would like this to happen also, but it won’t.

 

[Balr0g]

Yeah, if he starts either simulstreaming or doing "exclusive" Twitch streams in the near future, it's to build up his stats and that's gonna be a clear indicator that he's gonna be switching back to Twitch. While Twitch does give affiliate status to damn near anyone with a pulse, he'd still have to stream on there for a month to build up whatever stats they need from him to be able to apply for affiliate, which are average viewer, days streamed in a month, amount of time streamed in a month and one other stat I forgot.

Affiliate is easy (for full-time streamers who can draw a small aufience) 50 Followers , at least 3 viewers on average for 30 days and stream on 5 or 6 different days. Phil would manage and maybe Twitch would forgo that process because Phil was on the site two times now. Then again I heard that Twitch management is cracking the whip so who knows if he even can apply and not get his reqzuuest thrown in his snout.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

While Twitch does give affiliate status to damn near anyone with a pulse, he'd still have to stream on there for a month to build up whatever stats they need from him to be able to apply for affiliate, which are average viewer, days streamed in a month, amount of time streamed in a month and one other stat I forgot.

Well just from his autistic schedule he can fulfill that easily, so it would behoove him to start streaming there on September 1 so he's ready by the end of that month.

And I think he'll go back because even though he demanded an apology that he never got, he also told his mom about a 10 year plan that later got memory-holed. He'll return, and ban anyone mentioning the apology.

 

[PutridElephant]

I've always wanted a reason to use this clip.

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This deserves to be in the Derish thread.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DSP going back to Twitch I'd say is debatable. Would it make him more money and get him more viewers? Yes. But then there's the matter of two major factors with DSP: His ego and his laziness. Twitch did tell him he used hateful slurs, something I honestly believe he can't accept as shown by his toddler-esque whining in the video where he revealed it. Going back to them would be a shot to his ego and be him basically admitting they were right about him. Next up DSP is a lazy fucking bastard, and a pigroach at rest tends to stay at rest, and don't think this tendency hasn't cost him money in the past. DSP will happily lose money if it means he doesn't have to put in extra effort.

So will DSP go back to Twitch? I'm not sure and don't think it's as certain as some posters are making it out to be. Should he? Oh yeah absolutely it would be better for his business and exposure (though it will make him look like a bitch because he had to run his mouth). Will he though? Only time will tell.

How would going back to them prove they were right? It'll be the exact opposite with Twitch realizing their mistake and stealing him back from Youtube.

It took less than a week to forget about never supporting Activision again.

 

[Forbidden Math]

How would going back to them prove they were right? It'll be the exact opposite with Twitch realizing their mistake and stealing him back from Youtube.

It took less than a week to forget about never supporting Activision again.

Stealing him back? I wasn't talking about them offering him anything, I'm talking about him crawling back to them to beg for affiliate. If they came back and offered him anything I'm sure he'd jump at it but they won't be doing that. For a narcissist going back to a company that banned you is different than the switch he did to youtube where he was just going back to a platform. He bitched about youtube but they never banned him from making money because of how toxic he is. And he was always going to go back to sucking Activision's cock, the guy is a CoD whore and they certainly have never banned him.

Reminder that this was his reaction to being banned:

Being told he used hateful slurs hurt DSP. His ego will be a factor, and your comment doesn't even address what a lazy fuck he is.

Edit: And again, I'm not saying he won't go back. I'm just saying it's not as cut and dry as people are saying.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Stealing him back? I wasn't talking about them offering him anything, I'm talking about him crawling back to them to beg for affiliate. If they came back and offered him anything I'm sure he'd jump at it but they won't be doing that. For a narcissist going back to a company that banned you is different than the switch he did to youtube where he was just going back to a platform. He bitched about youtube but they never banned him from making money because of how toxic he is.

Reminder that this was his reaction to being banned:

Being told he used hateful slurs hurt DSP. His ego will be a factor, and your comment doesn't even address what a lazy fuck he is.

I'm talking about how he'll spin it after swearing he would never go back to Twitch again. He would go back in a millisecond and spin it as a victory. He'd be right, too.

I don't think they'll take him back though since they announced that their streamers will be judged on what they do on other platforms and in IRL. Note that DSP was kicked out two weeks after this announcement.

Twitch Will Act on ‘Serious’ Offenses That Happen Off-Platform

The new policy holds streamers to account for what happens on other services and in real life.

www.wired.com

 

[Fapcop]

Well just from his autistic schedule he can fulfill that easily, so it would behoove him to start streaming there on September 1 so he's ready by the end of that month.

And I think he'll go back because even though he demanded an apology that he never got, he also told his mom about a 10 year plan that later got memory-holed. He'll return, and ban anyone mentioning the apology.

Phil will eat his ego and apology demand with a big, shiteating grin if it can mean more money for him, and it would seem he can (still) qualify for both affiliate and partnership just on the numbers alone.

However: Partnerships also require an individual approval beyond mere statistics, and I could easily see Twitch denying him Partnership, mainly because of his content and all the problems Phil brings. Complaints, trolls, etc.

So affiliate: Yes.
Partnership: More doubtful.

Whether Phils ego could take a downgrade like this is of course anyone’s guess.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil's car accident story is one of my favorites. Just imagine you're driving on the highway, gaining the guy in front of you, when he suddenly flips out and swerves off to one side, hits the guard rail, over corrects and swerves the other way, and repeats that "about three or four times" before totaling his car. And then you drive away so all he can tell the cops is "a crazy guy was going to rear end him."

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

A bit debatable on the chance Phil goes back to Twitch or not. However if there’s one thing we all can agree on, it’s that Phil will blunder any situation that seems easy to everyone else. Whether it’s inside or outside the gaming world, he is a fucking idiot.

 

[actually]

Suprcrzy is more worthless than Phil. That's right, DSP creates much better content than Supercry

There is absolutely no need to ackackacknowledge Supercrys existence in the DSP thread

There's a DSP A-log thread. Don't know anything about suprcrzy, but posts about them can go there.

DSP going back to Twitch I'd say is debatable. Would it make him more money and get him more viewers? Yes. But then there's the matter of two major factors with DSP: His ego and his laziness. Twitch did tell him he used hateful slurs, something I honestly believe he can't accept as shown by his toddler-esque whining in the video where he revealed it. Going back to them would be a shot to his ego and be him basically admitting they were right about him. Next up DSP is a lazy fucking bastard, and a pigroach at rest tends to stay at rest, and don't think this tendency hasn't cost him money in the past. DSP will happily lose money if it means he doesn't have to put in extra effort.

So will DSP go back to Twitch? I'm not sure and don't think it's as certain as some posters are making it out to be. Should he? Oh yeah absolutely it would be better for his business and exposure (though it will make him look like a bitch because he had to run his mouth). Will he though? Only time will tell.

DSP will 100% try and go back to Twitch if he can get affiliate for the gifted subs and the chat moderation. I think he would have a hard time getting partner again, especially with the way he flipped out when de-partnered.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil will eat his ego and apology demand with a big, shiteating grin if it can mean more money for him, and it would seem he can (still) qualify for both affiliate and partnership just on the numbers alone.

I think so because even though they didn't apologize, this is the pigroach we're talking about. He can as easily as we breathe sit in front of a camera and declare that becoming an affiliate is tantamount to Twitch admitting it was in the wrong. He won't actually think that, but he'll have no problem saying it. He didn't go to YouTube to strong arm them, he went because it was either that or actually live on tips forever. So he has nothing to go back on, no impact on his pride.

However: Partnerships also require an individual approval beyond mere statistics, and I could easily see Twitch denying him Partnership, mainly because of his content and all the problems Phil brings. Complaints, trolls, etc.

Not to mention that if they kicked him over the exclusivity rule that he violated for years, or hateful slurs, or especially BOTH, that has to mean that they're not going to just hand him his gravy train back. They know who and what he is, why else bother kicking him to begin with?

 

[Piece of Peace]

The question is, IF twitch apologized (will never happen, just hypothetically) do you think Phil would go back and use the platform?

I think Phil would go back as he probably thinks Twitch is more pro-gaming than Youtube.

You bet your ass the second he can monetize on Twitch he will at least do so, he has never missed an opportunity to double and triple dip his retard fans.

Imagine his subscription model is kinda like what streaming services are these days, don't forget to sub to literally everything!
- YouTube membership = Netflix
- Twitch sub = Hulu
- Patreon = Discovery+

Except you get the exact same content from every service, which is the same two episodes of The Big Bang Theory. Which you can also watch for free on a local cable channel.

 

[der rademacher]

Someone less lazy than me can look this up, but DSP seems to barely crack the Top-30 in a lot of their events.

So even in throwing money at something he's a failure. Can't win for shit.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So even in throwing money at something he's a failure. Can't win for shit.

Thats why you gotta give him more money for billz