US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Joe has two options.

Pull out the military to reduce military casualties and condemning anyone still in Afghanistan to their fate.

War.

He's honestly forced into option 1 because if he does the second the last week of his press conferences mean he's an absolute snake to the most die hard Democrats and his approval rating would hover around 10%.

He’s not going to war. Our allies are rightfully disgusted with us. With him at the helm, they aren’t going to even consider committing troops.

His incompetence has also been shown clearly to the country. Nobody thinks he’s competent to lead the withdrawal, much less a war. He wouldn’t survive the backlash.

So, he’s going to be the piece of shit he’s always been and leave Americans and our allies to their fate and try to sweep all of this under the rug.
 
The Taliban have a vested interest in being perceived as the legitimate power in Afghanistan and have been comparatively holding back compared to ISIS. They want the US to GTFO from the airport ASAP along with the rest of NATO so they can declare victory and then go about enacting reprisals for collaborators and the like. Bombing the airport and creating mass casualties that encourage Biden to resume the war if only for the sake of better PR is not in their interest.
ISIS, on the other hand, just wants the blood of infidels to flow through the streets, even if it hurts their interests long-term.
POTATO v. POtato
 
But why would one try to stop the other? Seems like they're sword and shield to me.
It is like Ghetto Trash and Cops.

The Moment a cop steps into the ghetto all the gangs shoot at him, as soon as he is gone..the Gangs to back to shooting at each other.
 
If nothing is done about this, getting put on a watchlist for saying the following or not, I fucking hope that metaphorical heads roll.
I'm sick of the country being a laughingstock because of the fucking diversity hires, fart huffing yesmen, and goddamn weekend at bernie's corpse of a head of state we have in "power" right now. If anyone actually fucking cares about the country, get shit rolling for impeachment or godwilling, actual charges. Instead of a book, throw a goddamn library of them at them.
 
Didn't know the troops on the ground were "drunk uncle know-nothing armchair quarterbacks."

This is on your guy, Dorkin. And by extension, it's on YOU for actively helping him get into office. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
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Looks like PINCER to me.
Taliban inside airport.
ISIS outside.
Bodies nowhere to go.
I was thinking outside of Afghanistan's borders, but you're right too. Also, as Captain America has shown us consistently, shields are used to bash people too.
The Taliban have a vested interest in being perceived as the legitimate power in Afghanistan and have been comparatively holding back compared to ISIS. They want the US to GTFO from the airport ASAP along with the rest of NATO so they can declare victory and then go about enacting reprisals for collaborators and the like. Bombing the airport and creating mass casualties that encourage Biden to resume the war if only for the sake of better PR is not in their interest.
ISIS, on the other hand, just wants the blood of infidels to flow through the streets, even if it hurts their interests long-term.
Perceived by whom though? If China recognizes them, that's enough for them to start. The UN isn't going to call China or Russia rogue states over Afghanistan (or even over the Coof). They will get their seat at the UN if a near peer backs them, regardless of whether the US approves. IF America is declining, which I think it is, they'd want recognition from a rising power, not one in which they're already at war with.
 
Didn't know the troops on the ground were 'drunk uncle know-nothing armchair quarterbacks."

This is on your guy, Dorkin. And by extension, it's on YOU for actively helping him get into office. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
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I'm not an American but had this guy been in our country, he'd already gotten at least brilliant green in his face. Why are your pundits so venomously annoying?
 
Didn't know the troops on the ground were 'drunk uncle know-nothing armchair quarterbacks."

This is on your guy, Dorkin. And by extension, it's on YOU for actively helping him get into office. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
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More like its time for people who solely exist to tounge Democratic asshole despite the largest military fuckup in the past decade to receive rope-neck.
 
Didn't know the troops on the ground were "drunk uncle know-nothing armchair quarterbacks."

This is on your guy, Dorkin. And by extension, it's on YOU for actively helping him get into office. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
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Oh look the blue checks are nakedly showing their hate for everyone not their boss.

Get fucked BlueNigger.
 
DO NOT cuck out.
CONDEMN Biden.
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A coup would do nothing, Miley is the same thing as Biden but less retarded. Woke neoliberalism would still be in power unless they somehow appointed Trump.
I never said a coup would lead to good things, and besides the 'coup' would likely end up being a forced resignation rather than junta.
 
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