US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Dona Morte]

I like this guy.

 

[TaterFarmer]

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what is YOUR financial interest traitor?

Remember, her daddy started this mess with then Senator Biden's full throated support.

 

[A_Skellington]

I'm this -- close to only being able to communicate in reaction images of screaming skeletons. Please, please fucking stop.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I never said a coup would lead to good things, and besides the 'coup' would likely end up being a forced resignation rather than junta.

Careful, you're actually fedposting right now.

 

[Maamtis]

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what is YOUR financial interest traitor?

I imagine her father would be up in arms over this... You know, cause he couldn't raise his arms above a certain height...

 

[Meat Target]

 

[Dona Morte]

I imagine her father would be up in arms over this... You know, cause he couldn't raise his arms above a certain height...

Or leave certain pant level position.

 

[Absolutego]

I imagine her father would be up in arms over this... You know, cause he couldn't raise his arms above a certain height...

You're thinking of the wrong fat bald RINO warmonger.
McCain was the one who can't raise his arms above his head. Cheney's the one with an artificial heart.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Kyle Becker is reporting sources telling him the Taliban are taking American passports at checkpoints.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

You're thinking of the wrong fat bald RINO warmonger.
McCain was the one who can't raise his arms above his head. Cheney's the one with an artificial heart.

Both should have been POWed to death.

 

[Tour of Italy]

#psakibomb is trending. Hilarious, if tragic.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I'm this -- close to only being able to communicate in reaction images of screaming skeletons. Please, please fucking stop.

Next time you're mad - use this video. It's pretty effective at conveying the ass-madness.

 

[Meat Target]

 

[Absolutego]

Both should have been POWed to death.

At least McCain actually went to war. Cheney took like six draft deferments so he could drive drunk around Wyoming. As far as I'm concerned he might be the ultimate chickenhawk.

 

[Enig]

I'm this -- close to only being able to communicate in reaction images of screaming skeletons. Please, please fucking stop.

Fuck it let's start right the fuck now

edit: holy fuck I posted that one line days ago, nice job pasting cache

 

[Gehenna]

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Good luck with that line!

 

[Maamtis]

You're thinking of the wrong fat bald RINO warmonger.
McCain was the one who can't raise his arms above his head. Cheney's the one with an artificial heart.

Oh fuck. How bad is it I confused McCain's daughter for Cheney's?

 

[Vince McMahon]

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Is this real?! Holy fuck!

This is a combo of two videos:

 

[Absolutego]

Oh fuck. How bad is it I confused McCain's daughter for Cheney's?

She and McCain's daughter serve pretty much the same purpose in this political environment, so not that bad, imo. One just does it on tv for housewives while the other is nominally a public servant.

 

[tehpope]

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No comment.

that's about Myanmar, no the US.