Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Goddess, so feminine!
 
voice.

Also, is Kevin really boasting about his last beef being with
Imagine being Cucumber Man's kids. This poor generation of kids with terminally online (and absent irl) parents publically posting all their horny shit, preserved forever, is gonna be so fucked up. One positive thing I can say about Kevin is, at least he castrated himself.

Bryan and Kevin are cut from the same cloth: angry entitled male internet geeks that proudly refuse to grow up or take responsibility in any capacity. Caring for kids takes away from "me" time, attention, and money. Troon can't handle it. Kev would have just as easily abandoned any potential children and mother of his children as Bryan did.
Whomp. Whomp whomp whomp.


Being a Mario character would probably turn him on, though.
 
I might be hella late on this (apologies if so) but is our Kevvy the only one at the tranch who has had bottom surgery? I know Wedge got his balls removed, but it seems like everyone else has fully functioning dicks to have sex with. It would be so cruelly ironic if they really were excluding Kevin for being useless in bed because of the amhole. That's hilariously anti-trans for a bunch of true and honest women like them to think lmfao
 
I might be hella late on this (apologies if so) but is our Kevvy the only one at the tranch who has had bottom surgery? I know Wedge got his balls removed, but it seems like everyone else has fully functioning dicks to have sex with. It would be so cruelly ironic if they really were excluding Kevin for being useless in bed because of the amhole. That's hilariously anti-trans for a bunch of true and honest women like them to think lmfao
Jen also is missing a dick.
Penny has no balls.
I think everyone else is fully intact though. We thought for a bit Bonnie was missing his balls too but iirc that was disproven.

Wedge also does not live at the Tranch.
 

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I think it's safe to say I won the bet that Kevin had no sex during Denfur (especially since I was the only taker).

So now my next bet: over the coming 6 months, Kevin will not manage to take the Tranch to more than 1 conference, if any. After 6 months, the topic will be quietly dropped and forgotten.
 
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This really does make me think took this job upon himself and Bonnie is just going "okay Kevin" and giving him weak numbers so they can tell him no when he tries to get them somewhere. They're letting him "plan" cons to keep him out of their hair and thats great.

EDIT: Actually my new optimistic hope is they start sending Kev and Jen to cons just to get rid of them. Its worth the cost to Bonnie.
 
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I love how transparent kevvie always is about totally not reading the thread and totally not addressing everything VERY recently brought up here in his tweets.

By the way twitter followers I HATE being at home all day with my plastic toys. I love having a job. I have such a big job. I get on so well with Bonnie. We have little chats all the time!! We made so much money at Denfur and we have accounted for all of the costs.

Next he's going to put out a single tweet like 'I do NOT find alpacas sexy (if anybody was wondering)'
 
I gotta say Rioley is a strong candidate not only for most unsettling tranny but also for most viscerally disgusting.

And I would have said this even before he outed himself as a diaperfur.

Anyone who wears diapers as a fetish needs to have their front door kicked in by the FBI.

I know he's going to the furry con in Reno Oct 21-24; is that the next site for our Tranchers to visit?
 
I mean, I slowly understand why Kevin sees himself as a "hot girl" even though he looks like a middle-aged alcoholic. The other troons he hangs out with look like deformed troglodytes you would find in black nationalist caricatures of whites.
Or if someone fucked around with the character creator in Dark Souls.

Every picture they post looks like stills from a re-imagining of Wrong Turn or The Hills Have Eyes. Hell, you've even given them quirky little nicknames just like the Wrong Turn Hillickers.
 
Every picture they post looks like stills from a re-imagining of Wrong Turn or The Hills Have Eyes. Hell, you've even given them quirky little nicknames just like the Wrong Turn Hillickers.
The inbred mutants atleast were civilized enough to use toilets and bushes, while the troonsquad wears diapers.
 
I gotta say Rioley is a strong candidate not only for most unsettling tranny but also for most viscerally disgusting.

And I would have said this even before he outed himself as a diaperfur.

Anyone who wears diapers as a fetish needs to have their front door kicked in by the FBI.

I know he's going to the furry con in Reno Oct 21-24; is that the next site for our Tranchers to visit?
Literally - I know even Kev suffers with it but Ripley is the absolute craziest even just with his self image. How the fuck does he think he passes? Even a little bit? Even in his little finger?

I think it's his eyes. He could be a Z cup and his eyes would clock him straight away. Unfortunately for him there's no eye socket surgery.
 
Kevin forehead update:
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I think some of the spots are getting darker.
This really does make me think took this job upon himself and Bonnie is just going "okay Kevin" and giving him weak numbers so they can tell him no when he tries to get them somewhere. They're letting him "plan" cons to keep him out of their hair and thats great.

EDIT: Actually my new optimistic hope is they start sending Kev and Jen to cons just to get rid of them. Its worth the cost to Bonnie.
Maybe they'll send Kevin and Jen to a con by themselves and change the locks to the tranch while they're gone.
 
Rioley is going to totally lose it soon. I hope he doesn't an hero yet because I really enjoy watching his constant seething.

I love the contrast between Kev and Rioley. Kev usually copes with all the bad that he's done to himself. (Nerves are going to wake up any day now! I have full body lady orgasms! Despite the fact I couldn't even fit a pencil nub in my amhole, it was the best thing I ever did!)

Rioley lets it all out. He's in a constant state of anger and paranoia about everything and doesn't even really try to make anything seem positive at all. I'm sure a lot of what Kev does is just putting on a happy face for twitter so he can keep "cracking eggs", but the basically opposite tone of their tweets is so funny. Rioley is constantly miserable. Kevin at least seems and acts happy. His denial (subconscious or not) always makes me laugh compared to the unhinged, unfiltered rage we get from Rioley.
 
I'm honestly horrified that there are any doctors who would let Rioley get a stinkditch and keep his dick. First of all, that's not medical care -- that's surgical mutilation for sexual fetish. It would be like attempting to give someone a third eye or an extra pair of arms. Just because someone is crazy enough to ask for it, that doesn't give you the right to do it. Secondly, a doctor needs to tell Rioley that his dick is nasty and should be cut off before it falls off. I'm convinced there's something wrong with it. Maybe he's killing it with all the urine and shit in his grandpa diapers.

And those double doses of estrogen are causing those brown patches on his face. If he keeps this up, he's going to end up looking like a reverse Michael Jackson. Only instead of his nose falling off, it's definitely going to be his dick.
 
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