US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Terrorists condemn terrorists.

"how dare they bomb innocent civilians!"
"yea, agreed. only WE get to bomb innocent civilians!"

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-afghanistan-last-flight-1.6153899

Trudeau's administration declares mission over, leaving Canadians stranded behind on same day as multiple explosions rock the airport. Great optics there, especially considering Canada is having its federal election in less than a month.

Leafs now:
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Canada has elections?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Does that guy expect people to take him seriously with that rug on?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Biden could quite literally bury a dog alive on stage (like in that meme) and people would still find a way to justify it and continue to shill him.

The DNC could finally hang him out to dry in the most epic way possible by outing him as a pedophile, and people would still be riden with Biden.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I assume they already have at least two stills running.

I hope at least half of them are kids of the IRA.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Canada has elections?

Fun fact: The Queen of England has to give them permissions to hold elections. Canada will never be a real country.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Fun fact: The Queen of England has to give them permissions to hold elections. Canada will never be a real country.

Troons will never be real women
Canadia will never be a real country
Joe Biden will never be a real president.

 

[Dona Morte]

Troons will never be real women
Canadia will never be a real country
Joe Biden will never be a real president.

GOP will always be useless.

 

[HumanHive]

At least 60 Irish citizens left behind in Afghanistan.

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Comparing this to the fucking Jan 6 unguided tour is just

Take the fucking L. It'l look better, faggots.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Has Biden come out and said anything new yet; are we sure he hasn't committed Sudoku?

 

[BeboRefugee]

The night the desperate airport quest started, I told my husband they weren't taking off because people would be clinging to the wings, anyone who did take off would have to do it as people fell off screaming. I woke up the next morning to the footage.

Last night I posted the above before I went to bed. By the time I woke up, it was already in progress.

I'm fucking tired of being right. I'd love for the Biden administration to just prove me totally wrong and suddenly have a great plan to pull out of their ass.

I'd rather be some hysterical bitch whose predictions never come true because we get all the Americans home. I'd rather look bad than have people die. And that's the difference between me and this administration.

I thought raising 7 kids was your superpower but turns out clairvoyance was in the wheelhouse as well. What was Lagoa offering again? Superspeed?

Reminder that they wasted months of our life because an anonymous source said Trump was a big meanie during a phone call (In which both parties said he wasn't)

Or how Colbert and the anti-Trump arm of the deep state (which masquerades as late night comedy/"news" programmes) spent years claiming Putin had a video of Russian hookers pissing on Trump off of nothing but a 4chan greentext.

Trudeau's administration declares mission over, leaving Canadians stranded behind on same day as multiple explosions rock the airport. Great optics there, especially considering Canada is having its federal election in less than a month.

So those 20,000 Afghan refugees they promised to take last week are definitely gonna die now, right?

 

[Dona Morte]

Soldier in Afghanistan.
Thanks Jim.
I am dying cause my commander in chief fucked up.
At LEAST I got your prayers.
Rep. Bruce Westerman - praying.

 

[Trianon]

I feel sick. Islamists are scum.

I can't get over how the admin has been pinning their entire hopes on "no American casualties" for the past few days. You have to be BOLD to assume that truth will hold.

If Biden tries to walk out of a press conference today, the journos better hold him down.

 

[A_Skellington]

I'm adding to the watchlist file on me, but I think I can say that this would be a great thing to blare if you were doing fun things in Minecraft.

 

[X Prime]

So those 20,000 Afghan refugees they promised to take last week are definitely gonna die now, right?

No, those are still priority evacuees. They are valuable human resources needed to fortify elections in red states.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Pentagon stream is going swimmingly right now.

Side note, new prediction! America looks like this in 2024:

Ashes against the grain baby.

 

[A_Skellington]

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Pentagon stream is going swimmingly right now.

That still hasn't fucking started?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I am very confused right now man...

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan

Explain yourself.

A token "Biden fucked up" before saying that it was all ready Drumpfler's fault for leaving so soon and Biden did the best with the hand that he was dealt, and that if Le Cheeto Mussolini helmed the withdrawal it would have been just as bad if not even worse and because of this entirely hypothetical situation that he cooked up in his head it's enough to get him out of office REEEEEE.

Take the fucking L.
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Oh look, more hypotheticals cooked up in some guy's fever dream that were supposed to believe should inform policy.

Loook at meee I am governening
Nobody gives a shit if you pray.

Isn't I-81 always under construction forever?
Who's changing the subtitle anyway?