Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Empyrea]

Thanks but I get 404 not found?

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[SaturnBeforeSunset]

I love a good cancer faker, I really do (obligatory disclaimer: far be it from me to cyberbully a real cancer patient so if any med kiwis figure out she’s not lying lemme know and I’ll delete my autistic h8 posts lmao).But not the ones who do it for a grift, no that’s boring. I love the munchies who just can’t do with the munchie combo platter alone. That’s what makes Victoria so special to me . NOT ONLY does she claim the usual eds/pots/mcas/gp, she ALSO glommed on to hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia which, if she played her cards right, could provide plenty of munchie opportunities. BUT NO! That’s not rare enough for Victoria either! She’s a unicorn. One of a kind. She got metastatic cancer from a botched surgery to remove a non cancerous tumor, the scars from which I’ve yet to see. So here she is, on this pheo awareness week, making delicious munchie claims. Forgive the formatting- mobilefag farmer here.

 

[DoorPost101]

Today Dani decided to bless us with this video, showing how she gets ready for work. Starring:
- absolutely filthy room (energy drink cans are conveniently covered with stickers)
- the impressive lack of neck
- her astonishing weight gain
- the most disgusting toothbrush and hairbrush I’ve ever seen
- whatever this make up look is

Spoiler: Gross

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I was just thinking about Dani the other day! Wondering what the hell this whiny lunatic had been up to, thankd for the update!

I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. I’m not going to pl or sperg too hard but my question is if you have a physical disability, why the fuck does everyone go to these crowded ass places where they could easily pick up germs? Disregarding the fact that we are in a pandemic right now.

disabled people have the right to go out and have fun but after what happened at my job (job never disclosed positive covid employees even though I’m high risk for something going bad and yes I’m vaxxed but so were the employees) and just general life experience tells me crowded places are never a good idea, period.

Actually immuno-compromised people stay the fuck home, because they know that germs picked up at Disney are still fucking germs. That's one of the easiest tells for a munchie, does being sick prevent them from doing ONLY the unfun stuff like holding a job, but somehow never seems to get in the way of a Disney trip? Yes? Yep, you're looking at a munchie.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Normal adult people think "going to Disneyland while sick" is a circle of hell, not an aspiration. Oh yay, let's go somewhere hot, loud, and full of random people's germs. Great idea.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

There are no germs at Disney! It's magic and pixie dust, dammit.

We really need to stop hating on them...that precious time at the Magic Kingdom helps the poor munchies forget about their super speshul condishuns, if only for a moment. It's the only escape they have from their awful, no job, no friends, no hobby having lives. Munchie Lives Matter!!!

 

[Snack Cracker]

Laura might be starting to ramp up again! Cross your fingers for me farmers.

She’s one of the most obvious munchies I’ve seen but she was mostly sane acting when I first met her.

Had no idea about her being so sick at all even though by that timeline according to her she already would have been so that’s personally enlightening.
They can appear pretty normal when they’re putting effort into functioning.

Those brave women have to advocate against all those damn dirty men doctors who don’t believe them because feminism, and who *really* needs a medical degree? Women doctors? What are those?

That blowjobs $ for Jim one…I don’t know. I can’t explain that. Jim is a new name to me but ok Laura.

And whewww makes me angry when I see adult people abusing food stamps when they have parents to buy them food and they don’t actually need it.
Laura’s dad is the cashroll for her munchie lifestyle and pays her rent etc, but she still loves fighting and wishing death upon Franklin County Job and Family Services in Columbus Ohio for occasionally cutting off her EBT benefits.
People are struggling right now and that’s EBT fraud Laura Winn.
I’m not reporting you but stop it and restrain yourself from Fox in the Snow and Dragon Donuts and bragging about massages and self care in the same sentence as taking resources for people who actually might need it.
Especially when Ohio EBT benefits don’t apply to foods you eat on location/ready to eat foods.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I’m so broke!
Fuck you, I’m buying hipster donuts

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Especially when Ohio EBT benefits don’t apply to foods you eat on location/ready to eat foods.

I....I am completely bewildered by the fact that she sees using her own money to buy food as some sort of abnormal human hardship that requires her to rebel and spend on Instagram donuts and outrageously priced drinks.

It’s not a sick burn that you’re buying your own food, Laura, that’s what most people in society do.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I....I am completely bewildered by the fact that she sees using her own money to buy food as some sort of abnormal human hardship that requires her to rebel and spend on Instagram donuts and outrageously priced drinks.

It’s not a sick burn that you’re buying your own food, Laura, that’s what most people in society do.

I agree with you, but IMO it’s even worse because it’s not her money. It’s her dad’s guilt money because Laura’s mom actually died from cancer when she was young (that’s sad for the record) and apparently she took it like….this. And she knows it’s guilt money.

All of the places she mentioned in her post are absolutely overpriced hipster places where people go around here if they have extra money or if they’re insanely pretentious.

Apparently she’s working at the lucrative world of Ulta beauty right now (from knowing her it’s the attention she likes, not actually helping people) so whatever isn’t Dad money is extra money.

I’ll keep posting updates when there’s milk but she rage deactivates when someone in her life reels her back in again so it’s hard to tell.

Her entitlement is out of this world.

 

[DoorPost101]

I....I am completely bewildered by the fact that she sees using her own money to buy food as some sort of abnormal human hardship that requires her to rebel and spend on Instagram donuts and outrageously priced drinks.

It’s not a sick burn that you’re buying your own food, Laura, that’s what most people in society do.

Yeah, this whole idea that buying her own food is outrageous just might be one of the more mind-boggling things I've read on the Farms. Even folks who legitimately need food stamps know that they need to mix and match the stamps and their own money to make it stretch.

This is just sheer entitlement.

 

[TheBigZee]

Not really related to her Munchie antics, but... Unless her dad has enough money to leave her a trust fund, eventually she is going to hit the hard reality of being poor. It'll be late enough in her life that establishing a livable career will be difficult. So unless her dad is very, very wealthy and she has no siblings - she's going to get hers eventually.

Edit: I've seen this play out a lot. Parents make up for their kids disabilities with money, and then when they die/retire/whatever the kids have no money management/life skills. See - Chris Chan.

 

[Protozoangod]

Yeah, this whole idea that buying her own food is outrageous just might be one of the more mind-boggling things I've read on the Farms. Even folks who legitimately need food stamps know that they need to mix and match the stamps and their own money to make it stretch.

This is just sheer entitlement.

Someone should report her to the state.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Not really related to her Munchie antics, but... Unless her dad has enough money to leave her a trust fund, eventually she is going to hit the hard reality of being poor. It'll be late enough in her life that establishing a livable career will be difficult. So unless her dad is very, very wealthy and she has no siblings - she's going to get hers eventually.

Edit: I've seen this play out a lot. Parents make up for their kids disabilities with money, and then when they die/retire/whatever the kids have no money management/life skills. See - Chris Chan.

I hope she eventually hits the reality of being poor because of her actions, but not sure if that will happen.

With her mom dying of cancer her dad got a nice payout on her insurance policy and he seems to have invested it in addition to having a comfy job himself (I don’t know Laura’s dad’s job) which is why he can support this irrationally angry woman child that’s a black hole for attention financially.

I have a feeling the money after Dad dies will be transferred to Laura (she does have one sister though who is very unlike Laura) plus Dad I’m sure has a life insurance policy too.

Of course Laura would blow through it with all of her crazy indulgences like paying to feed herself, but it would be a slow burn imo.

But yes- eventually something is going to happen but not anytime soon probably.

Someone should report her to the state.

Don’t do that.
Please don’t do that and to anyone else reading don’t tip this cow or I’ll be pissed because there’s nothing to laugh at and nothing for others here to laugh at because she would absolutely either rage deactivate or start deleting everyone.

I dropped in some details hoping it would show up somewhere but this is a good cow and she should continue posting milk.

Edit: I’m sorry for the double post but I’m mobilefagging it and I don’t know how to merge them.

 

[the prednisone plug]

Not really related to her Munchie antics, but... Unless her dad has enough money to leave her a trust fund, eventually she is going to hit the hard reality of being poor. It'll be late enough in her life that establishing a livable career will be difficult. So unless her dad is very, very wealthy and she has no siblings - she's going to get hers eventually.

Edit: I've seen this play out a lot. Parents make up for their kids disabilities with money, and then when they die/retire/whatever the kids have no money management/life skills. See - Chris Chan.

That's what happened with Kiley IIRC. Her mom retired, and the money well dried up. She took that as a personal attack, and to get back at her mom she claimed that her mom tried poisoning her. Absolute insanity

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

A popular youtuber just did a video on a tourettes tiktok faker who was in this thread a while ago.

 

[oopsididitagain]

tess got in a blowout fight with some random conservatives on tiktok and finally deleted her account. she’s still firmly active on patreon and instagram, where apparently she pulls in an entire $400/month from this grift

Spoiler: what’s left over of that fight

Spoiler: patreon details

working on seeing what she’s posting on her patreon for the lols but personally i wouldn’t spend my hard earned dollar on her

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Does Paige have covid ? Or was it a pre procedure test

 

[Snack Cracker]

Laura is actually starving and about to go into medical arrest because of job and family services abusing her.

Laura talks about hypocrisy (and for the record she’s never protested a day in her life- too sick)

That Ashley chick seems to be another munchie that Laura knows IRL because she showed up previously in the damn dirty doctors post.
Apparently she used to live a pretty party girl life before all this.

Laura would also like to sell you makeup when she’s not actively dying or raging out.

 

[safety math]

Ew, I didn’t know Bare Minerals was an MLM

edit: It’s not an MLM

 

[Umaibae]

Ew, I didn’t know Bare Minerals was an MLM

No no. Sounds like she was assigned to their counter at an Ulta.