DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[hundredthousand]

Remember when he used to "Win every charge back?"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So I just found the membership page for BodyLanguageGhost's site and it states you can submit 1 video with a silver and 3 with a gold video suggestions now lets say a kiwi wanted to get a membership for the "other" perks but saw that they could submit suggestions about a certain goutridden pathological scumbag Pollak streamer to be psychoanalyzed what would be the smoking gun video that would make her go "yeah this guy is fucking beyond help" what video would that be?

 

[hundredthousand]

LOL he has to take an emergency bathroom break after the charge backs occurred.

Very transparent as always, Phil.

 

[Super Dent Head]

So I just found the membership page for BodyLanguageGhost's site and it states you can submit 1 video with a silver and 3 with a gold video suggestions now lets say a kiwi wanted to get a membership for the "other" perks but saw that they could submit suggestions about a certain goutridden pathological scumbag Pollak streamer to be psychoanalyzed what would be the smoking gun video that would make her go "yeah this guy is fucking beyond help" what video would that be?

Dragging someone into the autism vortex that is this ghouls attempt at existence, even for money, would be torture. I'm sure there's even a separate part in the Geneva Convention about making other people watch Phil's videos.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

And with chargebacks we have hit every note. All of this because he didn't hit an arbitrary tips goal for a couple days.

 

[Fapcop]

Well, that prestream was pretty much one of the best gold mines I've seen in awhile. The funny thing is that one of the detractor YouTube channels could probably upload that prestream, edit out the boring bits and dead air while keeping the gold dust in, give it a fancy title, and then easily get 10-100x the amount of views that Phil would get on his own YouTube version of it.

Also, I liked that bit where he says he's sick and tired of all the trolls and detractors "picking on him" and that 'rumors' like the WWE Champions spending has persuaded people who were on the fence about contributing to him to actually not contribute because they know their money is getting sucked into a black hole. And Phil says he doesn't know what to do to stop it. Well, I know what you could do Phil. Stop being a fucking pussy and show your phone on stream to prove that you don't even have the app installed on your phone. But you won't do that because you're either too much of a pussy to do so or you're a fucking moron/liar. Probably both tbh. Man, saying this guy is delusional is the biggest understatement of the century.

If Phil has half a brain, he’d buy another copy of his existing phone, used or whatever, (preeety sure he could find the cash!) make a new google/Apple account and show it off on stream:

“You wahnted to see mah phone? FINE! There it is! See?!? NO CHAMPIONS AHP! If you go to the ahpstore, YOU CAN EVEN SEE ITS NEVAH BEEN DOWNLOADED! See?! I told you not to listen to braindead morons and conspiracy theories ACK! ACK! ACK!”

Phil is relying on pignosis instead.

And BTW: The Line app/Champions thing got little to do with “people being on the fence”. Deliver some good content with less begging and they’d donate.

But Phil is braindead and MUST find someone to blame it on besides his Royal Goutness.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Wichita, Omaha, Kansas City, Oklahoma City, Tulsa.... all areas he could have moved to that have gig internet speeds and a lower cost of living. HAD to choose Seattle for some reason.

With the amount of money he makes per year, he could have moved to those areas and then started buying up real estate in other spots while having a rental company run all his rental properties. With the amount of property he could have managed, he would easily be able to get around his no talking on the phone bullshit and actually set himself up for life. Instead he wanted to play WWE Champions and own two properties in Connecticut and Seattle for some stupid reason and go into foreclosure on one while taking out 14 different credit cards while in Seattle and not paying any of it off. And as a business major he thought not paying taxes was a smart idea

 

[hundredthousand]

He should just go ahead and put his tips goal at -200 / 150 now.

 

[IHateMyJob]

The return of the chargeback scam. "I've lost everything I made yesterday" Jesus if this isn't some tip baiting bullshit I don't know what is.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So I just found the membership page for BodyLanguageGhost's site and it states you can submit 1 video with a silver and 3 with a gold video suggestions now lets say a kiwi wanted to get a membership for the "other" perks but saw that they could submit suggestions about a certain goutridden pathological scumbag Pollak streamer to be psychoanalyzed what would be the smoking gun video that would make her go "yeah this guy is fucking beyond help" what video would that be?

Steve of the Dead already provides that service

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The return of the chargeback scam. "I've lost everything I made yesterday" Jesus if this isn't some tip baiting bullshit I don't know what is.

Yet won't even out the guys alias. Not his actual name, mind you, but what this nudnik sick in the head mental detractor name he was using to donate with.

Think about it.

 

[Fapcop]

Not sure if I ever heard so many lies condensed in a certain amount of time. This is just a an excerpt.

Pignosis - The Prestream

"As I'm struggling and doing my absolute best, I am trying to make ends meet, I'm trying to make sure that everything is taken care of that's important. You know, I am, you know, literally penny-pinching around certain situations to get by. And then you got these scumbags who everyday have to talk shit about me and have to make shit up to make people hate me and act like everything I say is a lie and that really upsets me because when you are in a situation like I am right now where every single stream is important, alright, every single contribution is so appreciated as all going literally to'rds the most important stuff that it could possibly go to'rds, to have scumbags saying stuff about you constantly behind the scenes...Number one! It could actually make people who don't know that much about me turn off from checking out my stuff cause eh 'Wow, here's a guy who makes genuine kahntent but this persons claims that all his money is going towards these stupid things, these frivolent things, these terrible things and he's lying to his audience.' But I'm not doing that."

Oh wow! Phil is still making what... 5-6000$ a month? Pretty fucking shameless to say he’s “penny pinching”.

What the fuck does that even mean? To be “penny pinching” on that kind of income? That you go out and get your 50$ takeout meal yourself, instead of having it delivered for 10$ extra?!?

Did anyone remind Phil that they’re a two income household and Khat could idk... Contribute?!

 

[wahkando]

Oh wow! Phil is still making what... 5-6000$ a month? Pretty fucking shameless to say he’s “penny pinching”.

What the fuck does that even mean? To be “penny pinching” on that kind of income? That you go out and get your 50$ takeout meal yourself, instead of having it delivered for 10$ extra?!?

Did anyone remind Phil that they’re a two income household and Khat could idk... Contribute?!

5-6000 a month? he makes more in tips alone lol

Dude's made like 12.5k on average since he got kicked from twitch in may.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Has a single detractor ever threatened to pledge to his Patreon in order to disrupt fan events?

2018...I think the answer was and will be "no".

Besides, why should he make exclusive videos? About what? Talking about WWE Champions? I guess not. He was just rambling shit in his prestream rant or rather looked for stupid arguments (to give him tips instead!). 2018!

 

[Fapcop]

Hey that house and land is pretty sick for only 150k tbh. He could move there and create the Burnell Compound for his fans and followers.

Oklahoma got big population centers and all the takeout Phil can handle too!

Shit, for 150.000$ he could buy THREE houses: One in Idaho, one in Wyoming and one in Kansas. They won’t be mansions, but they’ll be nice, sturdy houses with a good garden/plot of land to go with it.


EDIT: Trolls are keeping viewers away?!? WTF kind of bullshit is that?! Phil’s SNORTs and BUUURPs have chased away more viewers than Tevin and WWE Champions put together ever could!

 

[der rademacher]

Oh wow! Phil is still making what... 5-6000$ a month? Pretty fucking shameless to say he’s “penny pinching”.

What the fuck does that even mean? To be “penny pinching” on that kind of income? That you go out and get your 50$ takeout meal yourself, instead of having it delivered for 10$ extra?!?

Did anyone remind Phil that they’re a two income household and Khat could idk... Contribute?!

You forget, this money is rightfully his and his only. Why would he cut back on anything? He earned it. Let's play once upon a time: Imagine there being a charitable organisation. Within that, there is a part that helps certain people (engineers) that have come across unforseen hardships (like losing their house to a fire/flooding, or their business in general because lack of contracts or similar). Now imagine an engineer knocking and in all seriousness asking for help (aka. cash) because his wife has lost her 15hrs./week part-time job and they have to find a way to continue paying for two of their new cars and their oldest daughters drivers license.

Some people are beyond reason. Or help.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Hooray! The chargeback part of the pity/beg/grift cycle! All that money is just mysteriously going away! Can't account for it whatsoever, despite the foolproof method to prevent it!

Dude made eleven thousand dollars last month. Where's all the fucking money going, Phil? How have you been pinching pennies and still can't make ends meet? Is it just impossible for you? Are we supposed to take pity on you? You already went bankrupt once, why should there be any sympathy for you when you didn't learn anything from the experience?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

And with chargebacks we have hit every note. All of this because he didn't hit an arbitrary tips goal for a couple days.

Chargebacks to Paypal or YT? I had to turn off the prestream.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Wichita, Omaha, Kansas City, Oklahoma City, Tulsa.... all areas he could have moved to that have gig internet speeds and a lower cost of living. HAD to choose Seattle for some reason.

Hell, in 2014 he could've moved around Lake Quonnipaug in Guilford, be sitting on some prime real estate in the next five years and still be in the same state as his parents.

I'm convinced his dumbass was trying to avoid business tax so he somehow came to the conclusion that avoiding state tax would do the trick.

Washington would be the only state that suits both his inherent laziness and avoidance of hot weather.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Remember when he used to "Win every charge back?"

Yeah he said no one ever did and ever would have a successful charge back against him. He basically taunted people to chargeback him. Around that time he vehemently denied that he was going bald and said his hairdresser told him he had thick and luxurious hair that was definitely NOT thinning, it was just headphones.