US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[JohnDoe]

only hope is martial law and a full on declaration of dictatorship at this point, as they've basically destroyed the DNC branding for a generation at least.

After the way they treated the National Guard in DC and this Afghanistan clusterfuck I doubt they would have the loyalty needed for such a thing. It's also obvious that the upper brass aren't even able to arrange an evacuation, much less an oppressive dictatorship. You might as well try to grab the fucking moon like you're Bruce Almighty.

 

[Meat Target]

Reddit cares more about being smug over proud boy retardation than actual tragedies.

That site is a rotten husk of Democrat shilling and it is actually upsetting

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"No Mean Tweets" is now no longer a meme.

"It's the media's fault Biden fucked up! Trust Aaron Rupar!"

 

[Scale Smerch]

Well gentlemen (and ladies) time for the annual betting tradition of how late you think Biden will be:

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Well gentlemen (and ladies) time for the annual betting tradition of how late you think Biden will be:

An hour.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Watch Biden try and tout the barely above expected GDP growth numbers (6.6% instead of 6.3 expected) sometime during this speech that will be completely tone deaf and disturbing.

Easy money on a hard push to blame Trump, with scripted hand slam on the podium to show he's angry, gosh darn it fat.

during his speech, maybe, but if he STARTS with literally anything else other than "I regret to inform you that on this day we have faced an attack at Kabul airport." and leads on from that, he's so fucking dead. if he will do what he's done this entire past week and a half, starting with some lame duck "Build Back Better" bullshit...it'll go down in history as the dumbest speechmaking decision of a lifetime.

 

[Billy Beer]

Funny, isn't it, how we all think the Biden saga will end with him stroking out, dying of ill health, resigning, being impeached/removed or sent to pasture.

Nobody has mentioned assassination. Extra karma points if it's at the hands of a disgruntled afghani who has lost everything.

 

[LUNEKO]

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I'm seeing more and more of these.

This is all just the political equivalent of clout chasing, Dems would NEVER resign on their own, they are already screeching that this is entirely Trump's fault, they literally believe they have done absolutely nothing wrong and believe the people yelling for answers are retards

 

[Dona Morte]

"No Mean Tweets" is now no longer a meme.
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They should tweet Posobek's dazed and confused meme at her.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Well gentlemen (and ladies) time for the annual betting tradition of how late you think Biden will be:

At least 45 minutes, and that’s me being generous.

 

[JohnDoe]

Nobody has mentioned assassination. Extra karma points if it's at the hands of a disgruntled afghani who has lost everything.

Kamala Harris strangles him with his own tie mid-speech.

 

[Harvey sheckelburg]

At least some people can still admit when they were wrong.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Inb4 no questions walk away

I know I was wrong the first time but he did this TWICE, so a third time is actually possible

 

[A_Skellington]

Well gentlemen (and ladies) time for the annual betting tradition of how late you think Biden will be:

I'll be taking bets in stickers.
one hour
two hours
three
four
five
stroke

 

[mandatorylurk]

Funny, isn't it, how we all think the Biden saga will end with him stroking out, dying of ill health, resigning, being impeached/removed or sent to pasture.

Nobody has mentioned assassination. Extra karma points if it's at the hands of a disgruntled afghani who has lost everything.

I have expected a shoe throwing moment at some official this whole time, only it connects.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Funny, isn't it, how we all think the Biden saga will end with him stroking out, dying of ill health, resigning, being impeached/removed or sent to pasture.

Nobody has mentioned assassination. Extra karma points if it's at the hands of a disgruntled afghani who has lost everything.

Because up till now, people knew Father Time had dibs and it wouldn't actually fix the problems of his administration. Now if a plane were to crash into the White House in Minecraft...

 

[X Pac Heat]

Did Psaki even get out and talk? I stopped watching when the feed died an hour or so ago.

 

[GuntPunt]

"No Mean Tweets" is now no longer a meme.
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We are hitting the depths of cope never before seen.

Well gentlemen (and ladies) time for the annual betting tradition of how late you think Biden will be:

Here's what he is going to say.

1. It's Trumps fault
2. I got us out of Afganistan (critically important to keep the sheep in line for the slaughterhouse)
3. Some people did something today
4. We are doing great
5. Get vaccinated

I saved you hours of waiting for a copy-pasted 5 minute speech from 3 days ago. You're welcome.

 

[Michael Wade]

Id be worried i have to start work and miss the speech, but at the rate he's going ill be back before he has time to start.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Well gentlemen (and ladies) time for the annual betting tradition of how late you think Biden will be:

Betting on canceled for the day. There's a storm going on there, and shit just keeps happening.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Because up till now, people knew Father Time had dibs and it wouldn't actually fix the problems of his administration. Now if a plane were to crash into the White House in Minecraft...

*ahem* it's Roblox now sweetie. Saying in Minecraft now is radical alt-right. Now the glowies will come