US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Dona Morte]

SIV DRINK
WAHMEN DRINK!

 

[Calandrino]

Nobody has asked an off script question yet

Some brave reporter should ask him the current date

 

[Feline Supremacist]

"What America says matters"

Except Americans are screaming for you to resign and get our people out of the shithole

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I'd give Joe more respect if they turned Joe lose on the general public. Hell, even a Reddit AMA, don't give a shit. Fuck these marshmallow questions.

 

[draggs]

"Cooperation with the Taliban"

 

[X Pac Heat]

I can't get over this sign interpreter. She looks like she's giving the most uncomfortable handjob of her life.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Hell, even a Reddit AMA,

You know damn well that shit will be just as moderated as it is now

 

[Marissa Moira]

Mr. President how hard were your poopies this morning?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Did this fucking reporter just ask why the American military should remain even one more day?

These people really are just ready to let everyone over there die now.

It's easy to do when you're a sociopath and it isn't you.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I can't get over this sign interpreter. She looks like she's giving the most uncomfortable handjob of her life.

She'll love you long time...

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I imagine her father would be up in arms over this... You know, cause he couldn't raise his arms above a certain height...

Okay, I need to know, what is this meme about McCain not lifting his arms above his head?

 

[Ita Mori]

This fucking Russian/Trump conspiracy to smear GODBiden in Kabul needs to end already, lol.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I can't get over this sign interpreter. She looks like she's giving the most uncomfortable handjob of her life.

She's doing the pumpkin dance. Open a tab with Spooky Scary Skeletons/Pumpkin Hill Zone playing and watch her go.

 

[Salubrious]

There's not many left that WANT to come back.

Bullshit. That's how we're going to "meet the deadline". Just straight up lie about it.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

When Uncle Johnny was a wee lad, I watched on the TV as shit around the world went down.

Every time the President of the United States came out and projected strength, decision, and commitment.

When Uncle Johnny wore a uniform, the President of the United States was The Man who sent me off to support the mission, possible to kill or die if my number came up. The President radiated confidence in himself, the intelligence at his disposal, the leadership, and me. No matter how bad it got, the President was always cool, calm, and collected, the Joint Chiefs war fighters who had been to see the Elephant and knew what they were putting my brothers and I into.

Now we have this fucking joke of a corpse stumbling around on stage, shitting himself, and blathering on about his dead son and how he's the greatest ever.

The Joint Chiefs and the high command are full of ass kissing shamming faggots.

The chain of command is more worried about hidden white nationalists than winning wars.

I don't know how I feel watching this.

Numb, I guess.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Stop chuckling you fuck

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Okay, I need to know, what is this meme about McCain not lifting his arms above his head?

McCain was a POW in Vietnam, having been shot down and when he was taken prisoner both of his arms were broken.

 

[verissimus]

Okay, I need to know, what is this meme about McCain not lifting his arms above his head?

McCain literally couldn't raise his arms because of sustained injuries.

 

[JosephStalin]

No other words to describe this but horrible. Every day this shit goes on is a nightmare for those trapped in Kabul, our/Allied troops there, and our country. All avoidable. Have no idea how much worse things will get, but am sure things will get much worse. God help us.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I’m in the truck and just started listening. Has this been his cadence the whole speech? He’s pausing every few words like he’s repeating something someone else is telling him.