US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No mean tweets though, amirite?

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1431013827135643652

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Fuck Trump.
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Yes we know.

LMFAO the FBI literally came out and said that this shit was never a planned event & happened spontaneously, good luck with that one, retards.

 

[gaystoner]

im still baffled over his answer to Fox News' Doocy....

There was a third option Biden...besides 'Staying Forever' or 'Muh 9/11 Speech'...Stick to Trumps plan.

 

[draggs]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Nobody @ you did they?

Cope harder

Nobody's changing the channel to catch a weak promo like that brother

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Don't insult Denethor, he got fucked over in the movie adaptation and in the books he was a badass who got manipulated by Sauron and still only gave up after he thought both his sons were dead

Only way Biden could redeem himself at this point tbh is self immolation.

(in minecraft in roblox in LOTR this is a joke)

 

[HandsomeDan]

On a day when the most US soldiers have died at one time in years (maybe over a decade) and this POS chuckles as he says "I have another meeting". What the hell is your defense of this?

Craddeling a binder like a three year old... China will be here by the weekend at this pace.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

I'm still cannot understand why they just stick to Trump's plan and then claim it as their own?
I mean they've been pulling this shit for a while.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It's not looking good, Joe.

Edit: Made it more presentable.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Holy shit how much hair has he lost since getting into the White House playroom that you can see all of those liver spots on his scalp?

The press consistently uses photos of Biden as VP in many things for the present because he looked much more healthy. The hair is one give away, but his nose being smaller is another.

 

[Iuz]

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1431013827135643652

Which you violated for a PR stunt....

 

[GuntPunt]

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I have now gazed into the Void beyond the Void, and even I am afraid.

>gets a real question
>curls up into a ball holding his folder of answers for dear life

Have you seen a President look so pathetic before?

 

[X Prime]

I love how HHH tries to pretend that he, the smallest and most fragile fellow posting in AnH as evidenced by him posting defensive textwalls all the time, would be a bigger man.

It's precious.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

A token "Biden fucked up" before saying that it was all ready Drumpfler's fault for leaving so soon and Biden did the best with the hand that he was dealt, and that if Le Cheeto Mussolini helmed the withdrawal it would have been just as bad if not even worse and because of this entirely hypothetical situation that he cooked up in his head it's enough to get him out of office REEEEEE.

haha

 

[verissimus]

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1431013827135643652

...then why did you trust the Taliban to back off dumbass?

 

[RollingRock]

 

[gaystoner]

Archive of the half hour address for anyone who wants a copy of that pile of shit:

387.54 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

TY.

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Trumps deal resulted in basically 0 american deaths/attacks on forces. He also would have pulled out by May1st...not left equipment (Taliban now have a solid 200 Aircraft and variously stocked bases)..and Taliban wouldn't have been in control of Kabul when he left.


These are fundamental undeniable differences. The Taliban took almost 3 months to gain momentum and take Kabul. Leaving in the beginning of May would have been drastically different scenario and suicide bombing would not have been happening.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseFuck you you piece of shitased brain, but that's the real world

Fuck you, you piece of shit, 12 Marines died and a whole lot of civilians did too but you can't shut up about your gay faggot political bullshit while the entire country goes to shit , fuck yourself with a rusty pipe

 

[Salubrious]

>gets a real question
>curls up into a ball holding his folder of answers for dear life

Have you seen a President look so pathetic before?

Kennedy looked more dignify AFTER Lee Harvey did his thing.

Jen Psaki is up now.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I think it's time to update this.

Because I'm this mad.