The Chris Furtado PC is also installed with Photoshop and Sony Vegas. So DSP could do editing and make his own thumbnails and emotes and everything else that small streamers who can't afford editors and artists do on their own.
Two or three days with low or very low contributions, and I’m expecting Phil to show up to the stream with his glasses on, tear them off in a dramatic maneuver and go:
He needed something lined up after the "Youtube didn't pay me" grift. This is getting ridiculous.
Yep. This is how you make him entertaining. And it's what he deserves anyway, he's a fucking world class cunt.
Or he simply doesn't value having her the way he did with Leanna. Back in the day, when his maid was out, he couldn't monetize her, and she wasn't available to make his din-din or clean up after him. With Katherine, she's not able to be monetized anyway, and probably doesn't serve him as much as he would like. His mood would be at least a little less amusing if she was, I would think. He may not miss her when she's out, as a result.
Speaking of which, we know the vest streak record, but what about the anti-vest streak? As in, what's the longest he has ever gone without hitting the tips goal?
Obviously the most expensive components are the best.
Phil is absolutely the type to pay 2000$ for a “professional” graphics card, because some troll gave him advice, or because it’s more expensive and “professional” than the 400$ card that has the same GPU but comes without professional drivers.
Uhhhh you connect the cords from the motherboard to the graphics card, and you put gel on the cpu! Yeah I know how to build a pc...
If only he could be a little more creative, instead of sticking to the same scams 24/7.Time for another emergency fundraiser!
Nonsense, every single Twitch employee knows who DSP is. He's probably legendary in their offices. The guy became internet famous for accidentally jacking off on their platform. Of course they know who he is.
He already went bankrupt. Next stop is back home to mom.
@Froggah could be a crazy millionaire for all we know, so I’m not even going to start with the obvious “WTF WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON PHIL?!?”
He would be able to do shit like that if he didn't so thoroughly hate the idea of drama being what keeps his stream alive. He may resort to chargebacks, a sick cat, back taxes, the mortgage, etc., but he doesn't want to. Even those things are too much work for him and it hurts his ego to admit he needs them. And he very much does need them, because in the real world that he refuses to occupy, the pigroach has only two options: stop sucking at everything, or be The Guy. There is no third door, and his life is showing him that so much right now. We'll see if ever relents, just out of self-preservation.
Maybe... But maybe not. Champions has its hooks in him to a degree the others didn't, and it's easy to think that the wrestling theme has a lot to do with it.
