DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

Thinking about the chargebacks... Phil might be telling the truth here, because there's someone who tipped more than 10 times in the last few weeks and has a history of chargebacking him: Lyciversoul. He did a $50 chargeback last year when he got banned from Phil's chat on Twitch.

Anyway, if that's the case, it's 100% Phil's fault to let someone that already did a chargeback to tip you again...

 

[Prince Lotor]

I just want to reiterate this since piggy keeps oinking about needing a new PC. There is absolutely nothing wrong with either Phil's current PC that he bought from CyberPowerPC in 2014 for $3K or the PC Chris Furtado built for him that is sitting in his closet, from a hardware perspective. The only thing wrong with his computer is the retard using it, i.e. the retard who never let's any software updates go through, the retard who never lets it power off, the retard who is still using Windows 8, etc.

The idea that Phil bought a 'Server CPU' is that for 2014 the CPU had more parallel processing power at the time than he would ever utilize doing what he's using it for, so he could have gotten the same functionality for half the price.
His current PC could run Cyberpunk 2077 at Recommended settings if he upgraded just his graphics card.
There is a slightly better chip-set for gaming Phil could have selected for the motherboard, but there is nothing throttling his PC due to the motherboard. It's fine.

Phil's current PC:

• i7-4930k 3.9GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-780ti
• 256GB SSD
• 3TB Hard Drive
• Asus Sabertooth_X79 MoBo
• 1000 Watt PSU

The PC sitting in Phil's closet:

• i7-950k 3.07GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-460
• Asus Sabertooth_X58 MoBo

The only thing Phil needs is a new graphics card, that he will still never use, and a software update.

The most recent PC Phil picked out the parts for. It's the PC he still uses today to stream, and says it cannot run games and stream at the same time. . .or actually he knows it can, he just doesn't wan't to set it up. . .and claims he cannot play PC games because he would need 2 whole computers to do that. . .

Except he has a 2nd PC sitting in his closet that was built for him by fans as a project so Phil could play PC games, and is still a perfectly decent computer, but he can't use that one because it's a "back-up just in case of emergencies".

Phil tried to play Rage on his CyberPower PC, a game notorious for running shitty out of the box. Surprise, the game ran shitty out of the box as Phil tried to test playing Rage and streaming simultaneously and Phil declared that streaming and playing a game from the same PC was impossible. He says he still cannot play ANY PC games, claims THIS is why no one uses PC's for games, and declares his computer a $3K lemon. Timestamped @ 10m58s

This is the PC sitting in Phil's closet: It has an i7-950 3.07 GHz processor, it has an NVidea GTX-460 graphics card, and 16 GB of RAM but one of the sticks came lose during shipping and it took Phil a while to figure out to plug it in. It also has a 1080p monitor.
Timestamped @ 12m50s

This is his current $3K lemon PC that he "cannot play games on": It has an i7-4930k 3.9 GHz processor, 16 GB of RAM, and an Nvidia GTX-780ti graphics card. It has a 256 GB SSD, and I don't know where mocking the motherboard in it arose from or what the deal with that is but I don't know why this motherboard would be some kind of issue https://www.asus.com/Motherboards/SABERTOOTH_X79/ OMG it has sound absorbing foam also the case came cracked after Phil shouted "This is how you DO package a PC for shipping!" to shit on the guys who built him one for free 3 years ago. This is the PC he says can only handle playing games with extremely light system requirements.
Timestamped @ 35m18s

As far as I know the only thing wrong with his CyberPower PC is user error from the dumb-dumb sitting in front of it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

LOL he has to take an emergency bathroom break after the charge backs occurred.

Very transparent as always, Phil.

Did he leave the script in the kitchen?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I just want to reiterate this since piggy keeps oinking about needing a new PC. There is absolutely nothing wrong with either Phil's current PC that he bought from CyberPowerPC in 2014 for $3K or the PC Chris Furtado built for him that is sitting in his closet, from a hardware perspective. The only thing wrong with his computer is the retard using it, i.e. the retard who never let's any software updates go through, the retard who never let's it power off, the retard who is still using Windows 8, etc.

The idea that Phil bought a 'Server CPU' is that for 2014 the CPU had more parallel processing power at the time than he would ever utilize doing what he's using it for, so he could have gotten the same functionality for half the price.
His current PC could run Cyberpunk 2077 at Recommended settings if he upgraded just his graphics card.
There is a slightly better chip-set for gaming Phil could have selected for the motherboard, but there is nothing throttling his PC due to the motherboard. It's fine.

Phil's current PC:

• i7-4930k 3.9GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-780ti
• 256GB SSD
• 3TB Hard Drive
• Asus Sabertooth_X79 MoBo
• 1000 Watt PSU

The PC sitting in Phil's closet:

• i7-950k 3.07GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-460
• Asus Sabertooth_X58 MoBo

The only thing Phil needs is a new graphics card, that he will still never use, and a software update.

I'm really interested to see if the fan(DSP) gifts(buys) Phil a prebuilt overpriced PC.

Building it would save him money and allow for him to have a top of the line RIG, but he won't because that "requires work" and he hates that.

So instead he will probably buy a pre built one, that HE thinks is fast, when in reality it's like a LOW end gaming PC. I mean we know he doesn't do his research on shit...

 

[BarbatosRex]

So instead he will probably buy a pre built one, that HE thinks is fast, when in reality it's like a LOW end gaming PC. I mean we know he doesn't do his research on shit...

*goes to Twitter*
"Uhhh guys, tell me the best PC parts to buy"

There's his research.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil was ranting on why he can’t move to a smaller house and all the things he’s can’t afford and he said he couldn’t “pay for the move”.

I love how even if he was able to save money by moving to a smaller place he would still hire movers cause he’s too lazy to do it himself lol.

Looks like he is using his 2018 misery rants again. It was the same tone "I can't sell my house becuase I can't afford it. I cant' move because I can't afford it" Does he think using his old once successful pitzy streams will bring in big money? Here is a news flash for you Phil: you don't have that big of an audience left. It's your fault that most of them are now gone and view you with diusgust or disinterest. Remember Major Riot? He cheered a lot but then you just had to rip him like the ungrateful little bitch you are. Maybe you will come to the realization that your career is slowly fizzling out. 2020 may have been your best year but like Icarus you flew too close to the sun and fell. Deal with it!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Looks like he is using his 2018 misery rants again. It was the same tone "I can't sell my house becuase I can't afford it. I cant' move because I can't afford it" Does he think using his old once successful pitzy streams will bring in big money? Here is a news flash for you Phil: you don't have that big of an audience left. It's your fault that most of them are now gone and view you with diusgust or disinterest. Remember Major Riot? He cheered a lot but then you just had to rip him like the ungrateful little bitch you are. Maybe you will come to the realization that your career is slowly fizzling out. 2020 may have been your best year but like Icarus you flew too close to the sun and fell. Deal with it!

Is anyone in chat at least asking him where all the money goes? That should be a nonstop refrain, "Just tell us how you spend $10k+ per month".

 

[FalsePositive]

Is anyone in chat at least asking him where all the money goes? That should be a nonstop refrain, "Just tell us how you spend $10k+ per month".

Bills, you immature idiot who doesn't know how life works. Bills.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

*goes to Twitter*
"Uhhh guys, tell me the best PC parts to buy"

There's his research.

You know what...that's exactly what he would do....Or his number one whale would pick out all the parts and Phil would buy it.

However he would still have to build it, and he would screw it up for sure. Unless there are websites that build it for you.

 

[Tears for T]

Is anyone in chat at least asking him where all the money goes? That should be a nonstop refrain, "Just tell us how you spend $10k+ per month".

”You piece of shit, shut up with the conspiracy crap, okay?! I am an adult and I know what I need to pay each month. You idiot who lives in your mother's basement probably do not know about responsibility and bills?! No, ban the hater, right now!” *snoort*

 

[bajagoogoo]

I just want to reiterate this since piggy keeps oinking about needing a new PC. There is absolutely nothing wrong with either Phil's current PC that he bought from CyberPowerPC in 2014 for $3K or the PC Chris Furtado built for him that is sitting in his closet, from a hardware perspective. The only thing wrong with his computer is the retard using it, i.e. the retard who never let's any software updates go through, the retard who never lets it power off, the retard who is still using Windows 8, etc.

The idea that Phil bought a 'Server CPU' is that for 2014 the CPU had more parallel processing power at the time than he would ever utilize doing what he's using it for, so he could have gotten the same functionality for half the price.
His current PC could run Cyberpunk 2077 at Recommended settings if he upgraded just his graphics card.
There is a slightly better chip-set for gaming Phil could have selected for the motherboard, but there is nothing throttling his PC due to the motherboard. It's fine.

Phil's current PC:

• i7-4930k 3.9GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-780ti
• 256GB SSD
• 3TB Hard Drive
• Asus Sabertooth_X79 MoBo
• 1000 Watt PSU

The PC sitting in Phil's closet:

• i7-950k 3.07GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-460
• Asus Sabertooth_X58 MoBo

The only thing Phil needs is a new graphics card, that he will still never use, and a software update.

He doesn’t even need that, really. He could emulate some older games and have done.

The only game that would be recommended by fans that would give him some issues would be System Shock 2 and only because he wouldn't pay for GoG. Damn game was finicky as hell on release.

Can you imagine the amount of money he would pull in raging at Jet Set Willy? He could fucking retire.

 

[Ortsnay]

I just want to reiterate this since piggy keeps oinking about needing a new PC. There is absolutely nothing wrong with either Phil's current PC that he bought from CyberPowerPC in 2014 for $3K or the PC Chris Furtado built for him that is sitting in his closet, from a hardware perspective. The only thing wrong with his computer is the retard using it, i.e. the retard who never let's any software updates go through, the retard who never lets it power off, the retard who is still using Windows 8, etc.

The idea that Phil bought a 'Server CPU' is that for 2014 the CPU had more parallel processing power at the time than he would ever utilize doing what he's using it for, so he could have gotten the same functionality for half the price.
His current PC could run Cyberpunk 2077 at Recommended settings if he upgraded just his graphics card.
There is a slightly better chip-set for gaming Phil could have selected for the motherboard, but there is nothing throttling his PC due to the motherboard. It's fine.

Phil's current PC:

• i7-4930k 3.9GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-780ti
• 256GB SSD
• 3TB Hard Drive
• Asus Sabertooth_X79 MoBo
• 1000 Watt PSU

The PC sitting in Phil's closet:

• i7-950k 3.07GHz
• 16GB RAM
• Nvidia GTX-460
• Asus Sabertooth_X58 MoBo

The only thing Phil needs is a new graphics card, that he will still never use, and a software update.

I can't check but isn't DSP following a twitter account that deals with GPU restocks? I swear someone posted that earlier in the thread(I can't find it).

Edit: He is!

 

[Poo Twister]

Hang the fuck on!

Has he been having charge backs today? I stopped watching a few hours ago.

 

[UaineRunei]

Ok, I think I figured out a little bit more about the 'behind-the-scenes' tip situation.

He just said that he couldn't find the email that comes with the tip, and he was searching for it. He couldn't tell the name of the tipper and said that he couldn't find the message attached to it, which means this person tips the amount and tells him which name to use with the tip. So, not only he lies about those tips not coming with a message, it's safe to say now that's the same person tipping every single day.

 

[marlintan]

How often do you guys think Phil pees sitting down?

Every time he has to take a shit, I'd imagine.

 

[King Nutsack]

a salty prestream and now a chargeback saga? Unhinged Phil is always the most entertaining khantent.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Ok, I think I figured out a little bit more about the 'behind-the-scenes' tip situation.

He just said that he couldn't find the email that comes with the tip, and he was searching for it. He couldn't tell the name of the tipper and said that he couldn't find the message attached to it, which means this person tips the amount and tells him which name to use with the tip. So, not only he lies about those tips not coming with a message, it's safe to say now that's the same person tipping every single day.

Can these retards just get over themselves and tip him in a straightforward manner without all this extra shit? Just find a faggy sock name that you love and is not associated with your RL identity and stick to it. Fucking hell.

 

[Tom Delonge]

Stop giving >any< money to DSP and just sit back and watch his stream get better and better every day. It's that simple.

 

[Fapcop]

You forget, this money is rightfully his and his only. Why would he cut back on anything? He earned it.

The best way to understand Phil and how his mind works, is to think of him as a taxi driver of sorts. In Phil’s mind, he’s not a streamer relying on voluntary contributions FAHK THAT! He put in his 8 hours, drove you to the airport and the taxahmater says 150$ and he needs that money! That’s why every stream that leaves him with 70$ or 100$ pisses him off. He’s not getting the money that the taxahmater in his head says you owe him. Fahk you you cheapskate, get the fahk outta mah stream!

Some people are beyond reason. Or help.

Also known as internalized Pihgnosis.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Late to the party, especially after the prestream gold, but just wanted to throw my two cents in regarding Phil going back to Twitch.

It's easy to forget because it was awhile ago now, especially in Goutsphere time, but before Phil infected Twitch, he was pretty consistently talking it down and implying only morons use it. But when he eventually made the switch, he changed his tune. Phil is an egotistical mess, no doubt about that, but he's also a pretty massive hypocrite, especially when money is involved. There's an argument to be made current Phil is more deranged than original YouTube Phil, and the circumstances don't exactly match up, but I think there's enough evidence to show Phil will swallow his pride if it means making more money. But, he'll lie about why he is going back, lean in ban anyone who points out he's being hypocritical, and frame it in a way where Twitch apologized/he's only switching because his fans want it and he's so generous he'd do anything to support alotta people.

I also don't think it's that unlikely Phil would get denied if he applied for affiliate, or even partnership. We theorized in the past Phil got away with so much on Twitch because nobody knows who he is. Phil is notable to us, but to most other people he's either a literal who or that dude who jerked off on camera years ago. I'm not super familiar with Twitch's process, but I was led to belief it's a fairly automated thing and as long as you hit X number of views and streamed for Y hours, you'll be accepted as an affiliate. Not sure if partner is that much harder, but I figure it just involves sustaining certain Sub numbers.

And just a reminder, Twitch is arguably a bigger hypocrite than Phil and not exactly known for strictly enforcing anything. They only come down on huge streamers who use the wrong buzzwords, but Phil is nowhere near big enough to warrant that much scrutiny. Otherwise, they really don't enforce much of anything. Just look at how long it took for them to departner Phil in the first place. And even then, they still didn't ban him, as much as he likes to imply otherwise.

Switching gears for a moment, the Khet getting blacked thing is just a joke. Don't get me wrong, Khet isn't loyal to Phil, but I think people forget she's almost as much as a hermit as he is. If she's cheating on Phil, which I don't think is impossible or arguably even unlikely, it's probably the same thing she did when she cheated on her ex with Phil in the first place, through online interaction. With Leanna, Phil complained/commented whenever Leanna was going out with friends or whatever. I don't think he suddenly became more discreet with Khet. At most, he'll lie about her work schedule, but not because he's trying to hide Khet's activities, he only does that for sympathy to imply he never gets to see his wife because he can't take a day off otherwise he'll be homeless.