US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Salubrious]

Here's a thinking exercise.
We know the generals fucked Trump over by lying to him.
If he was in charge now, would they do the same to make him look bad?

What makes you think they aren't lying to Biden?

Sounds like they are happier being "yes men" than standing up to Biden.

Joe Biden's aides 'too afraid' to tell him he was wrong on Afghanistan, say White House insiders

 

[Constellationzero]

I want at least one useless motherfucker to resign. literally no one has done that up to now. Frankly the longer they dont, the worse the blacklash is going to get.

I've been saying this for fucking WEEKS NOW--and then I was referring to elections fraud. WHY isn't there a very loud, very persistent call for these clowns to be DOGWALKED OUT?
I don't want them to resign. I want them DOGWALKED LIVE ON MSNBC AND CNN. IN DISGRACE. Charges need to be filed against every actor in this shitshow.

I HAVE FUCKING FAMILY DEPLOYED IN THE USAF and one in the Army.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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Very specifically worded ways of saying "no" is my favorite way of saying "no."

 

[Ita Mori]

My redneck neighbor just told me that if ISIS comes over he's going to take a Muslim war bride.

"Why would you want to fuck a goat?" I responded

Because a goat is better than a liberal white woman who worships niggers.

 

[GuntPunt]

The Taliban would have kept their end of the deal, Trump would just have called in the airforce to bomb the shit out of the taliban if they took Kabul before the deadline.

Unironically on the first phonecall with the Taliban, Trump said if the conditions were violated in anyway, he told the person on the phone the first bombs would be brought down on his home village by name.

You think that they wouldve played the same game as under Biden?

 

[Meat Target]

It's fucking retarded how the Twatterati keep referring to Trump as "TFG" (the former guy). He's not Voldemort, read another book.

The copium floweth eternal:

 

[mr.moon1488]

The Taliban would have kept their end of the deal, Trump would just have called in the airforce to bomb the shit out of the taliban if they took Kabul before the deadline.

Lol that's the thing, they actually did keep their end of the deal so there's not even anything speculative about this. I also have no doubt that unless they officially state otherwise beforehand, they will be keeping their 8/31 redline which means that dumb fuck had better be doing whatever it takes to make sure US troops are out by then. The smart move would be to contact the Taliban now and see if they could be persuaded to let some neutral country with influence there pick up any stragglers for us, but their little propaganda game has taken the two best options off the table for that which were Russia and China.

 

[Salubrious]

Reporter: Are there any other bad actors in Afghanistan that we don't know about yet?

Psaki: Fuck you, bitch. Errr I mean, we will not talk about any other live threats right now.

 

[Overly Serious]

Sorry. Some reason when I cropped it the file size exploded to 400 MB. I'll figure out Adobe one of these days.

For now, just skip to 9:30, you autists.

You know I clicked on the video timeline where I thought 9:30 would be and it was exactly 9:30, first go, no messing around. How's that for autism?

 

[Anya15]

Lol at thinking this would've gone any better under the man who was responsible for releasing 5000 taliban soldiers and their president from Afghan prison.

If Trump had won and this still happened, you'd still not regret your vote. And I wouldn't blame you. This would've happened under any president.

I admit that he fucked this up, but unlike you, I can admit when the guy who I voted for fucked up. I know crippling autism has made you think everything is all or nothing, but you can support a candidate and not regret your vote and still not support 100% of the things they do. Again, I know this will blow your diseased brain, but that's the real world

Gonna be straight with you, your 100% wrong. now, I think trump is an obnoxious blow hard that was horrible at speaking. but I can say confidently he would of done a far better job than whatever the fuck is happening right now. Trump loved his troops and he would of gone the extra mile to make an operation as easy as he could. Would of it gone completely according the plan? Probably not, but rough Patches wouldn’t have been nearly as bad as what we are seeing now.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

My reaction to this whole clusterfuck is not really inchoate screaming (though that would be cathartic, no lie). Something a little more nuanced and polished.

Wellington seems pretty appropriate.

 

[Salubrious]

LOL. Someone asked Psaki what the response was to Republican senators asking Biden to resign and she said "today is not a day for politics."

 

[BubbleButt]

Thanks ShareBlue
Thanks Correct The Record
These murdered Americans send their thanks from the afterlife
Their blood is on your hands
Your heads
Your hearts
If any of you had one

 

[Meat Target]

Keep coping, Senator Lizardman.

I'm sorry for posting all these tweets, they're just too outlandish.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

LOL. Someone asked Psaki what the response was to Republican senators asking Biden to resign and she said "today is not a day for politics."

LMAO as opposed to the other 364 days when it get's shoved down everyone's throats... no, THIS is the day where that's NOT acceptable.

 

[Salubrious]

Psaki seems even more pissed than usual today now that the MSM isn't sucking her lady dick.

Could someone find a picture of Psaki 8 months ago with her now? I think she's aged 10 years since the start of this job.

 

[Overly Serious]

I haven't seen this posted yet so I'm going to.

RIP to those who were killed today for a situation they had no power over; and thoughts and prayers to those who today learned their loved ones wouldn't be coming home just days away from being safe.

If the phrase "thoughts and prayers" bothers anyone, just take it as a general expression of condolence and empathy for the bereaved.

This is awful. Literally a few days left and they'd likely be home.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I think the people that cowered in the Senate should stop talking about insurrection because sometimes you get exactly what you wish for.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Feels good knowing I don't have any blood on my hands since I didn't vote for president dementia while watching Biden supports reeeee what about Trump.

 

[Tour of Italy]

>Trump let out Taliban prisoners of war as part of a peace deal
Horrible, terrible, indefensible.
>Biden let $82 Billion of war material fall into the Talibans hands, is relying on them for local security, and gave them a list of American citizens and American-friendly Afghanis.
This is totally fine, what leadership, excellent judgment.

Go fuck yourselves.