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I just want to reiterate this since piggy keeps oinking about needing a new PC. There is absolutely nothing wrong with either Phil's current PC that he bought from CyberPowerPC in 2014 for $3K or the PC Chris Furtado built for him that is sitting in his closet, from a hardware perspective. The only thing wrong with his computer is the retard using it, i.e. the retard who never let's any software updates go through, the retard who never lets it power off, the retard who is still using Windows 8, etc.

The idea that Phil bought a 'Server CPU' is that for 2014 the CPU had more parallel processing power at the time than he would ever utilize doing what he's using it for, so he could have gotten the same functionality for half the price.
His current PC could run Cyberpunk 2077 at Recommended settings if he upgraded just his graphics card.
There is a slightly better chip-set for gaming Phil could have selected for the motherboard, but there is nothing throttling his PC due to the motherboard. It's fine.

Phil's current PC:
  • i7-4930k 3.9GHz
  • 16GB RAM
  • Nvidia GTX-780ti
  • 256GB SSD
  • 3TB Hard Drive
  • Asus Sabertooth_X79 MoBo
  • 1000 Watt PSU

The PC sitting in Phil's closet:
  • i7-950k 3.07GHz
  • 16GB RAM
  • Nvidia GTX-460
  • Asus Sabertooth_X58 MoBo

The only thing Phil needs is a new graphics card, that he will still never use, and a software update.
The Chris Furtado PC is also installed with Photoshop and Sony Vegas. So DSP could do editing and make his own thumbnails and emotes and everything else that small streamers who can't afford editors and artists do on their own.

Just comes down to being lazy.
 
Stop giving >any< money to DSP and just sit back and watch his stream get better and better every day. It's that simple.
Two or three days with low or very low contributions, and I’m expecting Phil to show up to the stream with his glasses on, tear them off in a dramatic maneuver and go:

This doesn’t even deserve a captain’s log prestream, this is very serious folks! I’m going to go bankrupt! I need everyone to take that video of my house who’s watching this stream to donate and tip NO W NOW NOW!”
 
Stop giving >any< money to DSP and just sit back and watch his stream get better and better every day. It's that simple.
Yep. This is how you make him entertaining. And it's what he deserves anyway, he's a fucking world class cunt.

Well with chargebacks making a return, now I KNOW the pigroach's mood is because of the Jasper grift backfiring worse than a beaten down old car. That was supposed to get him by until he could think of something else new, now he's having to pull out a classic that's probably not going to work half as well as it once did. That means more work, and less money, two things he detests utterly. And it's all our fault. No wonder he's thinking about us so much.
With Leanna, Phil complained/commented whenever Leanna was going out with friends or whatever. I don't think he suddenly became more discreet with Khet. At most, he'll lie about her work schedule, but not because he's trying to hide Khet's activities, he only does that for sympathy to imply he never gets to see his wife because he can't take a day off otherwise he'll be homeless.
Or he simply doesn't value having her the way he did with Leanna. Back in the day, when his maid was out, he couldn't monetize her, and she wasn't available to make his din-din or clean up after him. With Katherine, she's not able to be monetized anyway, and probably doesn't serve him as much as he would like. His mood would be at least a little less amusing if she was, I would think. He may not miss her when she's out, as a result.
The chargeback arc has returned! How convenient, when he hasn't been hitting the tips goal for the last 4 days.
Speaking of which, we know the vest streak record, but what about the anti-vest streak? As in, what's the longest he has ever gone without hitting the tips goal?
 
*goes to Twitter*
"Uhhh guys, tell me the best PC parts to buy"

There's his research.
Phil is absolutely the type to pay 2000$ for a “professional” graphics card, because some troll gave him advice, or because it’s more expensive and “professional” than the 400$ card that has the same GPU but comes without professional drivers.
 
Phil is absolutely the type to pay 2000$ for a “professional” graphics card, because some troll gave him advice, or because it’s more expensive and “professional” than the 400$ card that has the same GPU but comes without professional drivers.
Uhhhh you connect the cords from the motherboard to the graphics card, and you put gel on the cpu! Yeah I know how to build a pc...



He would buy the workhorse GPU, used for encoding and shit lol.

*shows the camera his overpriced gpu*

"This is the best graphics card I bought-I meant was gifted"

*sways*

*reads chat*

"AlwaysHotTea tipped five dollars and said, apparently the graphics card I got is used for encoding, and NAHHHHT primarily for games. So you're saying I-I mean they just paid 3k for nothing?"

*sighs, leg slap*

"Again this is what I get for listening to chat."

*angry snort*

*reading chat*

"It's a graphics card, why.....why would they make it different then the other cards?"

"No Snowkarl I didn't buy it STOOPID,
 
Time for another emergency fundraiser! :stress:
If only he could be a little more creative, instead of sticking to the same scams 24/7.

Say Phil sitting with poorly applied gauze to the head and going: “Guys, you’ll never believe what happened last night. I got ROBBED, alright? *Snort* I was on mah way to tha bahnk to deposit all tha tips you guys so kindly donated, ok? And outta the blue BAM! I geht knocked down and they take the bag with ALL THA TIPS! I dunno what to do guys, mah bills are due tomorrow!

/Glances at chat which is full of “WTF”s and “lol!”s

“What’s that? It looks like a lotta peepul in chat are suggesting an emergency fundraiser or marathon, alright? Ok, If you guys think so!
 
I know others have already given their remarks to @Froggah but I’d like to say one last thing.
I don’t know what master plan you think you have in place, but you’re too far in the hole by now. There is nothing you can do by now that would yield more hilarity from DSP than if you just started withholding money (and this goes to those totally hilarious Superchat trolls too) by now and watching him squirm. Let me break it down into an equation for you:
-Consistently low Tips Goal means Phil can’t pretend his entire fanbase is happy with him anymore.
-Phil is forced to actually address the viewers.
-This inevitably leads to Champions discussion and scammer accusations.
-This causes desperation. Ergo, gold dust.
It’s your whaling that lets Phil put on his little flower veil and pretend his fans are THRILLED to see him sit back and goat laugh over various cutscenes.
His whole Xbox reveal he got to act like the fans were laughing at the trolls while his entire chat room was calling him a scammer.
We all know that Phil won’t go anywhere whether or not you give him money. It’s just a matter of Phil being allowed to bury his head in the sand and letting him think he didn’t piss anyone off when he blatantly scams people like the last two fundraisers.
Of course, disregard this post if you’re just in this to piss off detractors. I won’t pretend you don’t get a rise out of people, just that with you around the only reason people are entertained by Phil is to see you throw away your future on him. Otherwise, we get to watch the walls close in on him.
 
I also don't think it's that unlikely Phil would get denied if he applied for affiliate, or even partnership. We theorized in the past Phil got away with so much on Twitch because nobody knows who he is. Phil is notable to us, but to most other people he's either a literal who or that dude who jerked off on camera years ago.
Nonsense, every single Twitch employee knows who DSP is. He's probably legendary in their offices. The guy became internet famous for accidentally jacking off on their platform. Of course they know who he is.
 
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I know others have already given their remarks to @Froggah but I’d like to say one last thing.
I don’t know what master plan you think you have in place, but you’re too far in the hole by now. There is nothing you can do by now that would yield more hilarity from DSP than if you just started withholding money (and this goes to those totally hilarious Superchat trolls too) by now and watching him squirm. Let me break it down into an equation for you:
-Consistently low Tips Goal means Phil can’t pretend his entire fanbase is happy with him anymore.
-Phil is forced to actually address the viewers.
-This inevitably leads to Champions discussion and scammer accusations.
-This causes desperation. Ergo, gold dust.
It’s your whaling that lets Phil put on his little flower veil and pretend his fans are THRILLED to see him sit back and goat laugh over various cutscenes.
His whole Xbox reveal he got to act like the fans were laughing at the trolls while his entire chat room was calling him a scammer.
We all know that Phil won’t go anywhere whether or not you give him money. It’s just a matter of Phil being allowed to bury his head in the sand and letting him think he didn’t piss anyone off when he blatantly scams people like the last two fundraisers.
Of course, disregard this post if you’re just in this to piss off detractors. I won’t pretend you don’t get a rise out of people, just that with you around the only reason people are entertained by Phil is to see you throw away your future on him. Otherwise, we get to watch the walls close in on him.

Froggah’s here because of mental illness, there’s no plan
 
A spiritual successor to one of Phil’s favorite mobile games where he had a whale-worthy account (Marvel: Future Fight) was just released today.

Considering it’s developed by a South-Korean company known for gacha games, I’m sure that this game’s also riddled with microtransactions.

I’d reckon that at the very least some of the “behind-the-scenes stress” is him wanting to play and spend some money on it.

 
Fagginz must love the dead chat 👍

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I know others have already given their remarks to @Froggah but I’d like to say one last thing.
I don’t know what master plan you think you have in place, but you’re too far in the hole by now. There is nothing you can do by now that would yield more hilarity from DSP than if you just started withholding money (and this goes to those totally hilarious Superchat trolls too) by now and watching him squirm. Let me break it down into an equation for you:
-Consistently low Tips Goal means Phil can’t pretend his entire fanbase is happy with him anymore.
-Phil is forced to actually address the viewers.
-This inevitably leads to Champions discussion and scammer accusations.
-This causes desperation. Ergo, gold dust.
It’s your whaling that lets Phil put on his little flower veil and pretend his fans are THRILLED to see him sit back and goat laugh over various cutscenes.
His whole Xbox reveal he got to act like the fans were laughing at the trolls while his entire chat room was calling him a scammer.
We all know that Phil won’t go anywhere whether or not you give him money. It’s just a matter of Phil being allowed to bury his head in the sand and letting him think he didn’t piss anyone off when he blatantly scams people like the last two fundraisers.
Of course, disregard this post if you’re just in this to piss off detractors. I won’t pretend you don’t get a rise out of people, just that with you around the only reason people are entertained by Phil is to see you throw away your future on him. Otherwise, we get to watch the walls close in on him.
@Froggah could be a crazy millionaire for all we know, so I’m not even going to start with the obvious “WTF WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON PHIL?!?”

But... If you want to see some enjoyment and results from your “investment”, resisting the whale calls now is definitely it.

Phil is bound to get more desperate, short tempered and reach maximum begging mode, when he feels the walls closing in, as Zappin’ put it.

Tonight’s rants are nothing compared to what we will get/see if Phil sees a few days with 30-50$ in tips.
 
If only he could be a little more creative, instead of sticking to the same scams 24/7.

Say Phil sitting with poorly applied gauze to the head and going: “Guys, you’ll never believe what happened last night. I got ROBBED, alright? *Snort* I was on mah way to tha bahnk to deposit all tha tips you guys so kindly donated, ok? And outta the blue BAM! I geht knocked down and they take the bag with ALL THA TIPS! I dunno what to do guys, mah bills are due tomorrow!

/Glances at chat which is full of “WTF”s and “lol!”s

“What’s that? It looks like a lotta peepul in chat are suggesting an emergency fundraiser or marathon, alright? Ok, If you guys think so!
He would be able to do shit like that if he didn't so thoroughly hate the idea of drama being what keeps his stream alive. He may resort to chargebacks, a sick cat, back taxes, the mortgage, etc., but he doesn't want to. Even those things are too much work for him and it hurts his ego to admit he needs them. And he very much does need them, because in the real world that he refuses to occupy, the pigroach has only two options: stop sucking at everything, or be The Guy. There is no third door, and his life is showing him that so much right now. We'll see if ever relents, just out of self-preservation.
I’d reckon that at the very least some of the “behind-the-scenes stress” is him wanting to play and spend some money on it.
Maybe... But maybe not. Champions has its hooks in him to a degree the others didn't, and it's easy to think that the wrestling theme has a lot to do with it.
 
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