Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

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Male Idiot said:
So Mr Janke suicided her internet with 6 bullets to the back of the router, huh? Get away from that damned internet, I'm shooting it down!

Sounds more plausible than her sensibly lying low on her own, she is a tard after all.
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Agreed. I think if she had the means she'd already have created the 50th super obvious sock sperg. Which would be more fun.
 
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Mendicant said:
I suspect having a literal navy seal jocko-type father is the reason why shes so fucked up, and also the reason why shes laying low.
He is prob terrifying in person, and knowing our mushroom girl, she knows what sort of fucked up stuff he did.
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Seals are among the most horrifying veterans to hang out with. Especially since her court hearing, she's going to try and pretend nice for awhile.
 
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I was going to say this in the other thread before it was made into a general update thread, but I always had Mike figured to be the one to try to ddos the farms, given that he's a fed and craziness tends to run in the family. Now I think it's more likely that some simp in IT went to bat for her.

Either way, she's earned her place amongst the greater lolcows of the farms because of her place in Christory.
 
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The radio silence from Portobella feels like a calm before another storm. I don’t think her glownigger father noscoping their home router is gonna stop her pattern of behavior, people should call up her local pet stores and put them on notice. You know what I’ll do it, where is her hometown again?
 
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I don't think its so much the calm before another storm, insofar as its very, very likely that her parents have stepped in at this point and are cutting down the internet, at least in the sense that they are giving her decent advice on stop engaging with people, stop incriminating yourself, everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of internet law, stop digging the hole deeper, cut your losses, and deal with your irl shit.

I don't know if ILJ will give anyone much more milk if that's the case, though we may hear of the decision the campus investigation has of her at a later date. If ILJ is actually smart, when other bigger youtubers comment on her, she will avoid engaging and attempt her best to move on. It's a lost battle already, frankly. If not, and she does return to social media in some spectacular fashion, game on I guess.
 
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Totally get that Texas doesn't give a flying fuck about Isabella, and that realistically she got off scott free from consequence, but she's also a degenerate narcissist with a small brain; you know she'll want to come back.

After all, she did proclaim herself as the best troll in Christory.

So I'm glad this thread is a thing now, because I'm genuinely interested in how she'll come back. Clearly her troll posse isn't going back onto Discord, and I cant be fucked to figure out how people do their shit underground

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This has brought her notoriety to the point that her college is investigating her.
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Iirc, Texas Tech doesn't give a shit, right? I assumed that's why people are so angry with her a few weeks ago.
 
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Mendicant said:
The stepmom who knows mental health medicine prob is running the parents' front of this, she likely knew the mental side of things ahead of time and was relieved when her little mushroom went off to university lol. Someone else's problem, the step mom thought.
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There's an old stereotype out there that shoemaker's kids always wore the worst shoes. You will find when parents specialize in something their children often do not reap the benefits of the parents speciality. Case in point is she has a literal glow daddy but had the failing in opsec skills to use her actual name when trolling. You'd think at some point he'd of told her to not do that online given his skill set.

In this case, if anything, the stepmom probably used Bella to write papers and I doubt has done much.
 
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There's an old stereotype out there that shoemaker's kids always wore the worst shoes. You will find when parents specialize in something their children often do not reap the benefits of the parents speciality. Case in point is she has a literal glow daddy but had the failing in opsec skills to use her actual name when trolling. You'd think at some point he'd of told her to not do that online given his skill set.

In this case, if anything, the stepmom probably used Bella to write papers and I doubt has done much.
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Her father is a boomer after all, I doubt that he comprehends how the internet really works.
 
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Her father is a boomer after all, I doubt that he comprehends how the internet really works.
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There’s reason to think he has some idea. He owns a bunch of cybersecurity firms.

I doubt her dad taught her much about being an operator. If he had, Bella would be better at it, and not so starved for attention.

I also doubt Bella told her dad about any of this, and she didn’t ask for tips because it would have aroused suspicion. Not to mention she probably thinks she’s such a diabolical mastermind she doesn’t even need tips.
 
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There’s reason to think he has some idea. He owns a bunch of cybersecurity firms.
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It's like saying that every CEO of a software company is a super hacker. Yeah, he may know a thing or two about programing, but I doubt that he can DDOS anything or even write a program himself. CEOs usually do paperwork, management, negotiations and rarely do any direct work themselves. Besides that, when I was talking about him being a boomer, I ment that he probably can't comprehend internet culture and basic memes in general. I doubt that he even aware about such a concept as lolcow.
 
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I think her parents true and honestly don't give half a fuck about her at all. It's not like her dad would give her tips about cyber security etc because he clearly didn't pay enough attention to his own daughter and let the sitters and 4chan neckbeards raise her. I don't think Mike would sit with Bella and go ''you know fungus-kid, we need to talk about cyber security ops since you mentioned you have a passing interest in being an internet master troll.''
He's not a clueless boomer, he's not a merciless soldier. He just doesn't give a fuck about Isabella.

Now that everything was aired out, maybe he put his foot down and cut her internet access not because he cares a lot about her, but because she's tarnishing his reputation.
I know lots of fathers like this, and they couldn't give less of a horse's arse about their kids, but if their kids did something that could fuck up their public image, then they would suddenly pay attention.
 
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Mendicant said:
I suspect having a literal navy seal jocko-type father is the reason why shes so fucked up, and also the reason why shes laying low.
He is prob terrifying in person, and knowing our mushroom girl, she knows what sort of fucked up stuff he did.
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Agreed. Glodaddy's genetics and toxic childrearing/socialization combined to create disaster. Her normie mom and shrink stepmom didn't stand a chance.

Bella can be comfortably classified into the military brat subcategory "worst case scenario fuckup - FUBAR".
 
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Is there any evidence for her laying down?

IIRC the evidence in other threads showed that Simp Louis has crept back to his fungus queen and they have created a new discord server
 
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