Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I hope I see the Groid Grifter in today's livestream. That is, if Amber's lazy retarded ass can actually handle it.
I think it'll be a definitive sign of what is to come if Wipey is stll present or better yet visible to the audience.

Not sure which version of events I want the most, for Wipey to continue down this new saga or to watch Amber back-pedal on the "she's perfect, I love her" bullshit.
 
Over those 5 years she seemed to become her most self-assured and smug too. But I don't think it's going to take long for the flashes of doubt to creep up on her. She already seemed shook when people pointed out that 2 hours a week is too much for her.
Her deterioration has become more evident since last year's hysterectomy. It is shocking to see how immobile she became when you compare to older videos. At this point, she cannot even replicate the walk to the tree that she did in Montecillo. We have to remember that we are talking about a 30-year-old woman, not a crippled elderly. Her lack of awareness of her situation is appalling
 
The only person left in her life now is someone she met on the internet, a person who lied to her from the beginning and who she obviously seems disappointed by, but if she doesn't stay with her, she'll have no one. So she's more or less stuck.

The modern day version of the customary marriages of convenience, title, and money. Interesting.
 
so Becky is supposedly quarantining but had time to go get a haircut
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Y’all are starting to get a little too sympathetic.

Amber is perfectly fine living the way she’s living and she has crafted her life to be this way. She’s found ways to do less and less until she found a path to the bare minimum. That’s been her goal the entire time and it’s the reason she’s stayed on YouTube. She knows full well it’s the highest paying job she can ever get for such little effort.

There have been people way worse off than her who have decided to just take the smallest steps to get their shit together and it’s led them to life changing transformations. The key to that entire concept is the first step. She has all the resources in the world to make some kind of move towards a new life, whether it’s therapy or a weight loss doctor/dietician. She always finds a way to put that energy into getting lazier and fatter instead.

Amber isn’t smug because she’s trying to compensate for self consciousness, she’s smug because she feels like she’s winning and everyone else is stupid. Maybe Wipey isn’t what Amber thought she would be, but she also hasn’t (yet) turned out to be what a lot of her audience said she would be either and that’s good enough for Amber.

She lives for getting people’s goat. As long as she’s making money doing nothing, she’s fine.
 
Y’all are starting to get a little too sympathetic.

Amber is perfectly fine living the way she’s living and she has crafted her life to be this way. She’s found ways to do less and less until she found a path to the bare minimum. That’s been her goal the entire time and it’s the reason she’s stayed on YouTube. She knows full well it’s the highest paying job she can ever get for such little effort.

There have been people way worse off than her who have decided to just take the smallest steps to get their shit together and it’s led them to life changing transformations. The key to that entire concept is the first step. She has all the resources in the world to make some kind of move towards a new life, whether it’s therapy or a weight loss doctor/dietician. She always finds a way to put that energy into getting lazier and fatter instead.

Amber isn’t smug because she’s trying to compensate for self consciousness, she’s smug because she feels like she’s winning and everyone else is stupid. Maybe Wipey isn’t what Amber thought she would be, but she also hasn’t (yet) turned out to be what a lot of her audience said she would be either and that’s good enough for Amber.

She lives for getting people’s goat. As long as she’s making money doing nothing, she’s fine.
Oh don't worry I still actively hope for the worst in order for the best entertainment. She just keeps setting worse and worse benchmarks for how embarrassing and desperate her life is that it makes the past not seem as bad.
 
so Becky is supposedly quarantining but had time to go get a haircut
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My guess is Becky needed a vacation from ALR, so she came up with an “I need to quarantine” excuse. I like to think she threw in a weak, fake cough for good measure.

Now, oops, she went out. She’s got to go back into quarantine for another two weeks.
 
Y’all are starting to get a little too sympathetic.

The only sympathy I have is for us, if for some reason she blinks out of existence, robbing us of the shitshow. If she vanished, I'd have to move over to Chantal, and that would be a nightmare.

Amber is perfectly fine living the way she’s living and she has crafted her life to be this way. She’s found ways to do less and less until she found a path to the bare minimum. That’s been her goal the entire time and it’s the reason she’s stayed on YouTube. She knows full well it’s the highest paying job she can ever get for such little effort.

I'd say it is the ONLY job she could get that pays well for such little effort. She sits on her ass for two hours a week, denying things her audience already knows, preening and playing with her hair as if instead of being surrounded by haydurs, she's surrounded by a veritable coterie of admirers, hanging on her every word.

There have been people way worse off than her who have decided to just take the smallest steps to get their shit together and it’s led them to life changing transformations. The key to that entire concept is the first step. She has all the resources in the world to make some kind of move towards a new life, whether it’s therapy or a weight loss doctor/dietician. She always finds a way to put that energy into getting lazier and fatter instead.

Can't take a first step f you can't haul your ass off the couch/mattress. Even if she did that, she'd have some mishap - like a charley horse - and decide it meant the end to whatever physical thing it was she was doing.


She lives for getting people’s goat. As long as she’s making money doing nothing, she’s fine.
But she isn't, not really - not by herself, anyway. I can picture a world where she has no caretaker and she winds up dead, glued to the couch thanks to leaking fluids and raging skin infections, not found until the stench started getting outside her carefully crafted bubble.
 
how long do yah think it'll take for her nogg bulldyke gf to chimp out on her and start whaling on her over something retarded
Amber is a little bitch in reality, wipey may not take her shit after a while. When she cries baybuhhhh and wipey doesn't stand for her bullshit and makes her do whatever she needs herself it will become very apparent her cute teen pouty hot girl billshit isn't flying with wipey. I don't think it will come to violence, wipey just has to yell at her like a misbehaving child and she will stop.

Your not a hot 19 year old in 2006 amber, your a fat 30 year old ugly self absorbed bitch in 2021. Get off the couch and get what you need yourself.
 
The only sympathy I have is for us, if for some reason she blinks out of existence, robbing us of the shitshow. If she vanished, I'd have to move over to Chantal, and that would be a nightmare.



I'd say it is the ONLY job she could get that pays well for such little effort. She sits on her ass for two hours a week, denying things her audience already knows, preening and playing with her hair as if instead of being surrounded by haydurs, she's surrounded by a veritable coterie of admirers, hanging on her every word.



Can't take a first step f you can't haul your ass off the couch/mattress. Even if she did that, she'd have some mishap - like a charley horse - and decide it meant the end to whatever physical thing it was she was doing.



But she isn't, not really - not by herself, anyway. I can picture a world where she has no caretaker and she winds up dead, glued to the couch thanks to leaking fluids and raging skin infections, not found until the stench started getting outside her carefully crafted bubble.

I agree with you totally on the first point. Amber is awful but Chantal is on another level. Chantal is totally rotten to the core and the intent behind the way she does things seems malicious to me. Amber is awful, but in different ways and she definitely does a lot of it just because she’s an idiot.

She could really lower her standards and cater 100% to feeders but I don’t know if she’d make Youtube levels of money to do that. She has some options, but YouTube is only one that can keep her in the tax bracket she’s in right now. Then again, she does have a leg up on your average OF creator because she’s a known YouTuber so maybe she could build a decent clientele off of that. She would have to work a little harder than she does now though so that kinda defeats the “low effort for decent money” aspect we’re talking about.

We’ve seen people on MSHPL start with simply cutting back on calories and doing low impact arm and leg exercises from their bed. There’s also always the option of remotely talking to a nutritionist/therapist/dietician, at least in the beginning stages of attempting to make a change. She has plenty of ways to get started without lifting more than a finger or arm. That’s what makes it so mind boggling that she won’t do anything. Those are the most low effort first steps of all time and she won’t even do that. It wouldn’t be sustainable long term because she needs medical professionals to hold her accountable by seeing her progress in person, but it’s a way over the first hump so to speak. If someone won’t even wave their arms around and eat slightly less to change their situation, they’re really honestly irredeemable in my opinion.

And I’m not saying she’s taking constant W’s by any means. She’s failing miserably at life all the time. She just doesn’t perceive herself to be failing. She’s delusional and she thinks she’s winning from her own warped point of view. She’s shallow and materialistic, so as long as she has the money to buy shit that she wants by working 2 hours a week, she thinks she’s doing great. As long as she can still get someone to take care of her, she thinks she’s winning. And honestly, it does genuinely piss off a lot of her viewers.

I saw a comment the other day on a community post about what people think is gonna happen with Wipey that really summed it up for me. It said that everything was gonna work out exactly how Amber wants it to because she never actually faces any consequences that truly put her in her place. She got “cancer” and as far as she’s concerned, she won. Her relationship with Becky didn’t work out, doesn’t matter because she filled the position with someone else. The more weight she gains, the more views she gets. The worse her personality gets, the more people come back.

She’s got people showing up on the hope that they’ll finally see her experience something bad enough to bring her to reality and it never happens. Most situations in life are very dependent on perspective and attitude as far as how they affect someone. If Amber doesn’t think she’s losing, does it really matter how everyone else feels? They can think she’s a train wreck and whatever other negative things they want. If anything, that just helps her more because it keeps people coming back week after week. Money in her pocket is literally the only thing that matters to her besides food. Until her income is actually being threatened, she will continue to think she’s doing great and everyone else is just jealous.
 
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