Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Glad you got THAT outta you system!

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Me? 🥺

People like Amber are indeed, fascinating. Very few people have been able to turn being completely unlikable into a profitable career. The ones that have managed to do it have rarely had the longevity of success that she has.

Watching Amber and people like her is like watching an alien species. Never seen anything like it.
 
I agree with you totally on the first point. Amber is awful but Chantal is on another level. Chantal is totally rotten to the core and the intent behind the way she does things seems malicious to me. Amber is awful, but in different ways and she definitely does a lot of it just because she’s an idiot.

She could really lower her standards and cater 100% to feeders but I don’t know if she’d make Youtube levels of money to do that. She has some options, but YouTube is only one that can keep her in the tax bracket she’s in right now. Then again, she does have a leg up on your average OF creator because she’s a known YouTuber so maybe she could build a decent clientele off of that. She would have to work a little harder than she does now though so that kinda defeats the “low effort for decent money” aspect we’re talking about.

We’ve seen people on MSHPL start with simply cutting back on calories and doing low impact arm and leg exercises from their bed. There’s also always the option of remotely talking to a nutritionist/therapist/dietician, at least in the beginning stages of attempting to make a change. She has plenty of ways to get started without lifting more than a finger or arm. That’s what makes it so mind boggling that she won’t do anything. Those are the most low effort first steps of all time and she won’t even do that. It wouldn’t be sustainable long term because she needs medical professionals to hold her accountable by seeing her progress in person, but it’s a way over the first hump so to speak. If someone won’t even wave their arms around and eat slightly less to change their situation, they’re really honestly irredeemable in my opinion.

And I’m not saying she’s taking constant W’s by any means. She’s failing miserably at life all the time. She just doesn’t perceive herself to be failing. She’s delusional and she thinks she’s winning from her own warped point of view. She’s shallow and materialistic, so as long as she has the money to buy shit that she wants by working 2 hours a week, she thinks she’s doing great. As long as she can still get someone to take care of her, she thinks she’s winning. And honestly, it does genuinely piss off a lot of her viewers.

I saw a comment the other day on a community post about what people think is gonna happen with Wipey that really summed it up for me. It said that everything was gonna work out exactly how Amber wants it to because she never actually faces any consequences that truly put her in her place. She got “cancer” and as far as she’s concerned, she won. Her relationship with Becky didn’t work out, doesn’t matter because she filled the position with someone else. The more weight she gains, the more views she gets. The worse her personality gets, the more people come back.

She’s got people showing up on the hope that they’ll finally see her experience something bad enough to bring her to reality and it never happens. Most situations in life are very dependent on perspective and attitude as far as how they affect someone. If Amber doesn’t think she’s losing, does it really matter how everyone else feels? They can think she’s a train wreck and whatever other negative things they want. If anything, that just helps her more because it keeps people coming back week after week. Money in her pocket is literally the only thing that matters to her besides food. Until her income is actually being threatened, she will continue to think she’s doing great and everyone else is just jealous.
That is the longest way of saying "Amber is fat and stupid" I've ever read. But it's spot on.
 
I know this technically doesn't belong here (I posted it to the fan made vids uberthread as well, and I know not everyone follows that thread activity), but goddamn, this woman has a gift.

Oh she is amazing, and her videos need to be shared everywhere. Highly recommend subscribing and giving her some likes.
 
I know this technically doesn't belong here (I posted it to the fan made vids uberthread as well, and I know not everyone follows that thread activity), but goddamn, this woman has a gift.
She truly does. Her Chantal is excellent, too. She nails the "HEE HEE!" in a way that's almost concerning.
 
So on the livestream last night, AL starts talking about the fact that she now wants to ‘experiment’ with a man. She said this a couple of times while giggling and looking directly at Wipey.
Does this mean Wipey is a post op trans woman? Or possibly F to M transitioning?
This makes me laugh as AL has not (for years) and will not have any kind of sexual relationship (it’s probably impossible for her at that size anyway).
She said in the past as a Lesbian she’d go nowhere near a man’s penis. Hmmm 🤔
 
So on the livestream last night, AL starts talking about the fact that she now wants to ‘experiment’ with a man. She said this a couple of times while giggling and looking directly at Wipey.
Does this mean Wipey is a post op trans woman? Or possibly F to M transitioning?
This makes me laugh as AL has not (for years) and will not have any kind of sexual relationship (it’s probably impossible for her at that size anyway).
She said in the past as a Lesbian she’d go nowhere near a man’s penis. Hmmm 🤔
That would explain the voice.
 
We need a thread exclusively for the pets - #WhereIsWasbi #SaveTwinkie

One of the cats was making a terrible sound the other day - carrying it toy around - Amber did not realise that the cat was in season and trying to nest and calling out for her imaginary kittens

Twinkie was really growling in the last stream and Amber didn't even acknowledge it - what/who was she growling at?

Wifey has obviously said that Twinkie can't be on the sofa hence the dog bed on the sofa which Amber only bought recently she is clearly being trained not to get on the furniture and that is what you do.

Wifey is taking her for walks and so is Amber but not together - however they are talking about taking her out for late night walks together (is Wifey ashamed to be seen with Amber in the day?)
 
So on the livestream last night, AL starts talking about the fact that she now wants to ‘experiment’ with a man. She said this a couple of times while giggling and looking directly at Wipey.
Does this mean Wipey is a post op trans woman? Or possibly F to M transitioning?
This makes me laugh as AL has not (for years) and will not have any kind of sexual relationship (it’s probably impossible for her at that size anyway).
She said in the past as a Lesbian she’d go nowhere near a man’s penis. Hmmm 🤔
I think Wifey has a dude of her own back in NY and has been working on softening ALR to the idea of some hard dick.
Eventually opening it up to a thruple situation type deal so Big Al can fund all their lives.
Or wifey is a troon. Those are the only two viable options, to me.
 
We need a thread exclusively for the pets - #WhereIsWasbi #SaveTwinkie
If Amber's sexuality has a thread then the pets definitely deserve one
One of the cats was making a terrible sound the other day - carrying it toy around - Amber did not realise that the cat was in season and trying to nest and calling out for her imaginary kittens

Twinkie was really growling in the last stream and Amber didn't even acknowledge it - what/who was she growling at?
Twinky has a bad feeling and we all should too. Somethings going on but we don't know what. These good vibes arent good at all.
Wifey has obviously said that Twinkie can't be on the sofa hence the dog bed on the sofa which Amber only bought recently she is clearly being trained not to get on the furniture and that is what you do.
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Both amber and the animals need structure. I'm glad wipey is at least giving amber some much needed parenting. Amber saying her sleepeen schedule needs to match wipeys was really weird but I'm glad wipey isn't staying up with amber and enabling her weird bullshit. I wonder what wipey does when amber is asleep?
Wifey is taking her for walks and so is Amber but not together - however they are talking about taking her out for late night walks together (is Wifey ashamed to be seen with Amber in the day?)
Amber is ashamed of being seen with amber. She doesn't have Becky's fat ass to draw attention away from her and amber still thinks she's hot shit so I bet amber can't even squeeze on the black leggings from wommart and she's forced to really use her dresses as dresses. If the black leggings are still around she has either trouble squeezing into them or she's sized out of wommart and now has to shop in the specialty stores for huge bitches. The blanket in the live stream confirms my tinfoil hat theory. Shes too fat.
 
One of the cats was making a terrible sound the other day - carrying it toy around - Amber did not realise that the cat was in season and trying to nest and calling out for her imaginary kittens
The cat is fixed. There was a long protracted drama (in 2018?) about getting the cat fixed. Amber is fixed, too. That doesn't stop her from caterwauling.
 
so Becky is supposedly quarantining but had time to go get a haircut
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Amber claimed that Becky got the haircut before she had to quarantine, because how else is she going to explain it, but Becky's been quarantining for what now...over a week, maybe more? So Amber expects us to believe that Becky got that haircut around 10 days or more ago, but she's just now posting pictures of it? Not to mention, in the livestream before the last one, Amber accidentally let it slip that Becky was driving. So there's no quarantine. I think most of us realized that the quarantine was just an excuse for Becky being gone. It was stupid to make up an excuse in the first place, because she could have just told the truth and said that Becky was out of the house for a while, and that she might or might not be back. They're broken up, so it's not that big of a scandal if Becky's moved out or has taken a break from living with Amber while she decides what she wants her next step to be, especially when Amber now has another person staying with her. Amber could have said that Becky wanted to give her and Wifey some space, so she's staying away for a while. Amber is just so used to lying that she'll make up a lie even when it's easier to tell the truth.
 
About the "weird noise" from the cat. Never had a cat that didn't make that sound while "hunting" & carrying their 'prey' around. You'd swear they're dying.

All the bullshit about Becky - the date range given for her absence, the sheer stupidity of having to "double up" on quarantine because a second person is infected is hilarious. They are no longer in a fake relationship - Becky has no good reason to be there. never mind dealing with the nasties.

Amber can either put up or shut up - she's always indignantly claimed she can look after herself... Yesterday she said the timing of Becky's absence meant Wipey could come sooner because Amber can't be alone. Knowing that - Wipey came anyway, even though there have been enough red flags thrown out for an arena full of bulls to charge at.

Wipey is in it for the long con or has been hired as a caregiver & playing girlfriend was a weird part of the contract.
 
Amber claimed that Becky got the haircut before she had to quarantine, because how else is she going to explain it, but Becky's been quarantining for what now...over a week, maybe more? So Amber expects us to believe that Becky got that haircut around 10 days or more ago, but she's just now posting pictures of it? Not to mention, in the livestream before the last one, Amber accidentally let it slip that Becky was driving. So there's no quarantine. I think most of us realized that the quarantine was just an excuse for Becky being gone. It was stupid to make up an excuse in the first place, because she could have just told the truth and said that Becky was out of the house for a while, and that she might or might not be back. They're broken up, so it's not that big of a scandal if Becky's moved out or has taken a break from living with Amber while she decides what she wants her next step to be, especially when Amber now has another person staying with her. Amber could have said that Becky wanted to give her and Wifey some space, so she's staying away for a while. Amber is just so used to lying that she'll make up a lie even when it's easier to tell the truth.
Under "pathological liar" in the dictionary, it says see her.
 
She's retconning her relationship with Becky to fit into what she thinks Wifey wants. I'm starting to think this era might be the worst yet. It won't even be amusing in the beginning, like Chantal's sudden hard drug use was. Wake me when this one is done with her and she's going through the same process, 'Guys, I never wanted to be polyamorous/have threesomes! You remember..' , 'I was kidding! I never looked at Eric like that, she ran with a joke..'', " I always wanted Becky to keep the car, but Wifey..' and portraying Wifey as a Svengali character. Bored already.
 
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