Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[KiwiKunt!!]

She's retconning her relationship with Becky to fit into what she thinks Wifey wants. I'm starting to think this era might be the worst yet. It won't even be amusing in the beginning, like Chantal's sudden hard drug use was. Wake me when this one is done with her and she's going through the same process, 'Guys, I never wanted to be polyamorous/threesomes! You remember..' , 'I was kidding! I never looked at Eric like that, she ran with a joke..'', " I always wanted Becky to keep the car, but Wifey..' and portraying Wifey as a Svengali character. Bored already.

Agreed with no Wifey in the videos then what is the point -

 

[King Fructose]

You guys think she has fans in the DMV?
Seems like the type of people to work there to be 24/7 fans.

I think her only "fans" in the DMV would deny her a license even if she miraculously fit into a car and passed the drivers test. Nobody wants to imagine a world with ALR on the road (except maybe McDonalds, Burger King and Cheesecake Factory)

 

[Turd Fergusson]

All the bullshit about Becky - the date range given for her absence, the sheer stupidity of having to "double up" on quarantine because a second person is infected is hilarious. They are no longer in a fake relationship - Becky has no good reason to be there. never mind dealing with the nasties.

Amber can either put up or shut up - she's always indignantly claimed she can look after herself... Yesterday she said the timing of Becky's absence meant Wipey could come sooner because Amber can't be alone. Knowing that - Wipey came anyway, even though there have been enough red flags thrown out for an arena full of bulls to charge at.

Wipey is in it for the long con or has been hired as a caregiver & playing girlfriend was a weird part of the contract.

I think that Becky is likely already gone and I do not believe the quarantine explanation. I wonder why Amber still keeps with this explanation. Amber said that Becky can leave anytime she wants, and she already has.

Amber also said that she may not be moving. I guess, she realized that trying to find as nice a flat as she has now, combined with the fact that she needs it on the first floor and close to restaurants, in either Petaluma, Seattle or New York City will be far more expensive as she can afford. I expect the new carer to move in soon.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amber isn't going to learn to drive. Lessons are going to be over 30 minutes each and after that she's too cranky and tired like the extremely big toddler she is. More chance of her completing an exam in economics.

 

[Dona Morte]

I think her only "fans" in the DMV would deny her a license even if she miraculously fit into a car and passed the drivers test. Nobody wants to imagine a world with ALR on the road (except maybe McDonalds, Burger King and Cheesecake Factory)

I always pictured this with Amber

 

[Genesis Printhas]

Amber could have said that Becky wanted to give her and Wifey some space, so she's staying away for a while. Amber is just so used to lying that she'll make up a lie even when it's easier to tell the truth.

Amber can no more say something that would put Beckster in a good light than she can give up Orange Chicken.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Since people are talking about how Amber could pass a driver test, I thought I'd weigh in a bit.

Spoiler: small powerlevel

Back when I learned how to drive (over 10 years now) I actually had the option for homeschool driver's ed. My mom signed up, printed out a bunch of stuff and just had me take a lot of tests. She would take me driving in parking lots to practice. I never had to take an actual driving test, just a written exam. If you pass you get your permit and then you can get your license. I'm not sure how it works in Kentucky and I'm also pretty sure you can't even do this anymore where I live, but it could be possible if she is actually serious about learning to drive. Either way, she wouldn't be able to adjust the seat to accommodate her size and safely operate a vehicle. So it doesn't even matter lol.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I looked it up, and the requirements are similar to most states.

All new applicants must complete the required written, vision, and skills tests administered by the Kentucky State Police before obtaining a permit/license.

Applying for a Driver's License or ID Card

drive.ky.gov

 

[King Fructose]

I know this is nothing new but people are still writing fake reviews for Fat Amber’s apartment complex and it makes me wanna leeeave this planet.

 

[This is what happens when]

Wifey is the one, and no she isn't trans. *Chin dab* I ignored her at first, but then I realized that if I wanted my ass wiped I was gonna have to settle.. ohh I mean she is just so cute and kind.

 

[Xenomorph]

Future wife.. you know who else says future wife?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I think that Becky is likely already gone and I do not believe the quarantine explanation. I wonder why Amber still keeps with this explanation. Amber said that Becky can leave anytime she wants, and she already has.

Amber also said that she may not be moving. I guess, she realized that trying to find as nice a flat as she has now, combined with the fact that she needs it on the first floor and close to restaurants, in either Petaluma, Seattle or New York City will be far more expensive as she can afford. I expect the new carer to move in soon.

She probably keeps up with it because she hasn't completely locked in the latest sped yet. I think Wipey may be a "fixer" - Albert fatted something about Wifey not believing she was "hot" (I am so over the being thirteen arc. Get a vocabulary, you ludicrous squelching mastodon) so I think this night be Wipey's new project. Never works but it'll be fun watching Al "improving" for Wipey but having to call up Becky at 3 am to come wheel her to the fridge. Quietly.

I think the big thing they're not agreed on is where to live. Why would any 25yr -old drop their entire life, friends etc etc to sit in a festering apartment with Albert all day? Unless she's lobotomised - and I'm not ruling that out - why would anyone want that to be their future? Unless she has big dreams of changing it because twoo luuuuurve can conquer anything and Saint Francis of Asswipi will bring out Al's real, perfect self and they'll be beautiful people together forever yadda yadda yadda. In which case I have enough popcorn for us all.

Having said that tho, I also wonder about the money. I don't know how many mongs actually pay monthly to watch her drivel but even if it's only 500 that's $3500-4000 per month plus superchats. Most work-from-home jobs are min wage (caveats) so maintaining a gigantic pile of desperation and squeal may be no different from doing the same for slave-wages in a care home. We don't know her circs, she could be "working from home" from under a bridge, desperately trying to flog smelly oils to the other denizens. Hashtag Bossbum.

Can't wait for Big Al to turn into a sassy black bitch tho. Strap in gorls, cos if we thought she couldn't get any more irritating - and every time she comes up with one of her stupid phrases I beg for it to be over because surely she has reached the apex of mind-melting stupidity and the next one can't be worse? But it always is - I think Stronk Black Wimmin Al is going to be INSUFFERABLE.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I think the big thing they're not agreed on is where to live. Why would any 25yr -old drop their entire life, friends etc etc to sit in a festering apartment with Albert all day? Unless she's lobotomised - and I'm not ruling that out - why would anyone want that to be their future? Unless she has big dreams of changing it because twoo luuuuurve can conquer anything and Saint Francis of Asswipi will bring out Al's real, perfect self and they'll be beautiful people together forever yadda yadda yadda. In which case I have enough popcorn for us all.

I think the 'big thing' they do not agree about is hanging out with 'Ex's'. Wifey coming to the Amberverse and all it's colourful characters I can not imagine her being comfortable with Dana and Destiny, and Becky hanging around - Hence her saying that she will get along with Eric and all this brand new information about her having a 'crush' (brilliant expression to use without her realising it) . Which somehow I find the most disturbing and visually repulsive thing I could imagine

 

[Tiny Clanger]

But without the exes there's nobody. Albert's entire friend-group isn't hers.

Christ. Are we witnessing the birth of a new circle of hell? Being stuck indoors with Big Al and nobody else for ever....and ever....and ever...

Shudder.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

But without the exes there's nobody. Albert's entire friend-group isn't hers.

Christ. Are we witnessing the birth of a new circle of hell? Being stuck indoors with Big Al and nobody else for ever....and ever....and ever...

Shudder.

The lives will surely just die if that happens. She'll have to go full on sharting in front of the camera and getting angry her food is late to keep the interest up.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She probably keeps up with it because she hasn't completely locked in the latest sped yet. I think Wipey may be a "fixer" - Albert fatted something about Wifey not believing she was "hot" (I am so over the being thirteen arc. Get a vocabulary, you ludicrous squelching mastodon) so I think this night be Wipey's new project. Never works but it'll be fun watching Al "improving" for Wipey but having to call up Becky at 3 am to come wheel her to the fridge. Quietly.

I get the feeling that when wifey leaves, that's the end of this particular dalliance. Neither of them is what the other expected, and it seems like Big Al realizes that in some tiny corner of her tiny brain. What are the odds that wifey ghosts her, once gone, happy to be out of the stink of that apartment and away from a 600 behemoth who can barely stir off the couch? The return on this grift will take forever and won't be very large.

I think the big thing they're not agreed on is where to live. Why would any 25yr -old drop their entire life, friends etc etc to sit in a festering apartment with Albert all day? Unless she's lobotomised - and I'm not ruling that out - why would anyone want that to be their future? Unless she has big dreams of changing it because twoo luuuuurve can conquer anything and Saint Francis of Asswipi will bring out Al's real, perfect self and they'll be beautiful people together forever yadda yadda yadda. In which case I have enough popcorn for us all.

According to Big Al, wifey works "all the time". Now, we have to remember that Big Al barely works, so "all the time" is relative to that, and may be 3-4 hours a day or something. Big Al doesn't approve of her partner not being at her immediate beck and call. Nobody except the most desperate grifter (or fetishist) is going to tie themselves down to an immature, willfully ignorant, super morbidly obese person who has a history of not changing in any way (except to get even fatter) like Big Al. She's not giving up her life wherever she's from to live with Big Al so they can site on the couch, hold hands, and talk. And what do they talk about, I wonder. Wifey claims to have gone to college, and Big Al has the mentality of a 14 year old. Once again, another person with whom she has absolutely nothing in common.

Having said that tho, I also wonder about the money. I don't know how many mongs actually pay monthly to watch her drivel but even if it's only 500 that's $3500-4000 per month plus superchats. Most work-from-home jobs are min wage (caveats) so maintaining a gigantic pile of desperation and squeal may be no different from doing the same for slave-wages in a care home. We don't know her circs, she could be "working from home" from under a bridge, desperately trying to flog smelly oils to the other denizens. Hashtag Bossbum.

Don't forget to take out YT's cut. Big Al's not making the same money she was before the beginning of this year.

Can't wait for Big Al to turn into a sassy black bitch tho. Strap in gorls, cos if we thought she couldn't get any more irritating - and every time she comes up with one of her stupid phrases I beg for it to be over because surely she has reached the apex of mind-melting stupidity and the next one can't be worse? But it always is - I think Stronk Black Wimmin Al is going to be INSUFFERABLE.

I can't wait for Big Al to become (as she puts it) "such a blackie".

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I get the feeling that when wifey leaves, that's the end of this particular dalliance. Neither of them is what the other expected, and it seems like Big Al realizes that in some tiny corner of her tiny brain. What are the odds that wifey ghosts her, once gone, happy to be out of the stink of that apartment and away from a 600 behemoth who can barely stir off the couch? The return on this grift will take forever and won't be very large.

I agree that this will end soon. Wifey probably did not realise that Amber was so incapacitated. In most relationships, one person is good at something like cooking while the other person is not, and so on. However, what is Amber good at? She has no living skills. Wifey probably saw that she would need to do pretty well everything for both of them. They do not have anything in common, so I do not know what would the relationship be based on. The money is not been that good.

According to Big Al, wifey works "all the time". Now, we have to remember that Big Al barely works, so "all the time" is relative to that, and may be 3-4 hours a day or something. Big Al doesn't approve of her partner not being at her immediate beck and call.

A lot of companies, even been before Covid, have moved their support services from offices to homes. I would not be surprised that this is what she is doing and might work 4-5 days a week, 8 to 12 hours shifts. The fact that she works on Saturdays is a clear indication. I used the "chat" mode when I had problems with orders on Amazon. She could well be someone who responds to consumer's enquiries. She is unlikely to quit her job unless "you put a ring on it".

Nobody except the most desperate grifter (or fetishist) is going to tie themselves down to an immature, willfully ignorant, super morbidly obese person who has a history of not changing in any way (except to get even fatter) like Big Al. She's not giving up her life wherever she's from to live with Big Al so they can site on the couch, hold hands, and talk. And what do they talk about, I wonder. Wifey claims to have gone to college, and Big Al has the mentality of a 14 year old. Once again, another person with whom she has absolutely nothing in common.

Yep, Wifey's dreams came to a screeching halt when she realised that Amber did not know that Mexico has a flag. Wifey probably tried to have serious conversations about politics or world events with Amber and got nowhere. Amber instead wanted to talk about Miley Cyrus and conspiracies. Wifey realised that they have nothing in common.

Don't forget to take out YT's cut. Big Al's not making the same money she was before the beginning of this year.

Amber does not make enough money to attract someone anymore. 4 years ago, she was smaller and more mobile when she got together with Becky. Now, she has become "Gina" from MSHPL; incapacitated, sick, unable to take care of herself. There is still hope that she will find herself in Oklahoma City in the near future.

 

[Owlflaps]

I'm already tired of Wipey. Either show your troon face or fuck off. I want to see Amber crash and burn by herself, no butler needed.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

I'm already tired of Wipey. Either show your troon face or fuck off. I want to see Amber crash and burn by herself, no butler needed.

Same man, just wanna see the mess that is wipey
Cause let's be honest, to be with the gorl you're either a desperate fat lesbian or a troll

 

[MissDrama]

It's quite entertainment this social experiment we're watching.
We are basically seeing Amberlynn changing personalities live, week by week, by the hand of Wipey.

We all know Big Al is a narc without personality that just adapts to the people around her in order to be more likeable for them and make them stay. Now not even her sexual orientation is clear. It's impressive how much of a social sponge Big Al is and wonder how she will be acting in a couple months.