Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,542
That is the longest way of saying "Amber is fat and stupid" I've ever read. But it's spot on.
Sorry mate, respectfully disagree on this a bit. Yes of course Amber is fat and stupid but I got from @mythical mother was that her paypigs, hater or braindead ambaby tard alike, are truly the stupid ones. Probably fat too

What astounds me the most, almost MOTI, is every SINGLE one of her dumb shit live streams, there will be a minimum of multiple super chats to ask how to join, so they can pay another $9 to the 600 lbs do nothing hambeast to get absolutely nothing in return. Even a casual watcher who checks out one of her streams every so often, watching probably 40% or so of it, has seen her lifelessly repeat "To join you need to click join and if you can't find it if you're on an iphone, it doesn't work for some reason so you need to use Safari or chrome, I don't know.. I think you need to use a computer" at least 5-10 times already. Her first couple livestreams, I swear there was a superchat asking this exact same question every 5-15 minutes.

I would've assumed that anyone who'd want to pay $9 to Hamber in exchange for absolutely nothing are retard superfans or feeders who knew what they were getting into. Then it'd stand to reason they'd have watched previous livestreams and saw this same question asked and answered a minimum of 8 times per livestream. So this makes fucking no sense to me

The other possibility, which is just as nonsensical is there are a bunch of retards in the world, who didn't know who she was and clicked on her video, watched about 5 minutes of some stale milquetoast plop of gunt shriek and screech and repeat the same 6 tana/trisha catchphrases ad nauseam and decided they needed to give her $9, an entertainment fee that is greater than Netflix's monthly fee. I just want to know, what kind of special retards these are. They're able to attain some kind of steady income and credit for a credit card but they were too stupid to notice that the same question had been asked and answered 5 minutes ago in the same stream. They're too simple to try to google 'why can't I see a join button youtube' or click around onto her page, or click through previous livestreams to see comments for this information.

The stupidest mindfuckery is the dumb shit members who paid the $9 for absolutely nothing and then pay super chats on top of that, because they realized Big Al was only acknowledging super chats. So they send extra money to ask "Can you say hi to my retard sister named Retard Dumbshit? I love you!" or "What's the mouthbreathing lobotomized thumb butler's favorite color?" Who the fuck are these retards? These are the kinds of questions very young children would ask, and even if they had gained access to a credit card by taking their parents', it still doesn't make sense to me because I can't imagine a child age 5-7 would have enough understanding of an online payment system to successfully complete it

The group I can understand conceptually of course, are the haters, though at this point I'm not really seeing the worth of paying $9 to bring up the time she lied about being raped by and misgendered Casey. Especially since she has an endless stream of superchats, of which there are so many, she can pick and choose which ones to answer for at least an hour. There are even extra superchats of "You missed my superchat" so she can say "Oh no I did Im sorry" .. ffs.

I've been growing a bit more irritated by the superchats even though it's about 9 negative for every retard 1 positive "Don't let the hate fold your fats let the sun shine Im a retard" because I don't understand how they don't realize that if no one sent a superchat, she'd be forced to read the chat questions. I have confidence in the haters' intelligence, as in there isn't a complete absence of it like with her tardbabies. So I'm a bit surprised by now they keep sending money to ask superchat questions that if they don't, surely one of the paid haters would in the chat. Asking about Becky's wipe comment is an obvious one, so I was surprised at all the superchats about it, rather than trusting her chat to bring it up. In relative terms though, I do appreciate that at least I can make sense of blind hatred causing this behavior. I will never understand the retards asking how to join

I used to think that Foodie doodie's VIBs were the retard supremes but it's actually Hamber's scream tweens. At least with the VIBs I can understand there's a demented purpose to their financial support. They're all sick in one way or another, either watching with perverted pleasure as she descends into madness, a couple hoping for a happy snuff ending, and they've at least got enough higher capability to amuse themselves with their own conversations and form strange little social attachments to one another. Even the troll VIBs lurking quietly I can't knock because it's $5 for about 15 hours of streaming almost every single day vs. Hamber's 1-2 hours a month for double that amount

I think the MOTI part about Hamber's scream retards is the lack of purpose or any kind of sense. Just like @mythical mother mentioned, there is a malicious intent behind Chinny's actions while Ham's is just the sequence of an idiot. Their paypigs are a reflection of them. But Ham's tardbaby paypigs are on a different level, like sitting facing the corner and eating pieces of paper for hours kind of idiot nonsense
 
Sorry mate, respectfully disagree on this a bit. Yes of course Amber is fat and stupid but I got from @mythical mother was that her paypigs, hater or braindead ambaby tard alike, are truly the stupid ones. Probably fat too

What astounds me the most, almost MOTI, is every SINGLE one of her dumb shit live streams, there will be a minimum of multiple super chats to ask how to join, so they can pay another $9 to the 600 lbs do nothing hambeast to get absolutely nothing in return. Even a casual watcher who checks out one of her streams every so often, watching probably 40% or so of it, has seen her lifelessly repeat "To join you need to click join and if you can't find it if you're on an iphone, it doesn't work for some reason so you need to use Safari or chrome, I don't know.. I think you need to use a computer" at least 5-10 times already. Her first couple livestreams, I swear there was a superchat asking this exact same question every 5-15 minutes.

I would've assumed that anyone who'd want to pay $9 to Hamber in exchange for absolutely nothing are retard superfans or feeders who knew what they were getting into. Then it'd stand to reason they'd have watched previous livestreams and saw this same question asked and answered a minimum of 8 times per livestream. So this makes fucking no sense to me

The other possibility, which is just as nonsensical is there are a bunch of retards in the world, who didn't know who she was and clicked on her video, watched about 5 minutes of some stale milquetoast plop of gunt shriek and screech and repeat the same 6 tana/trisha catchphrases ad nauseam and decided they needed to give her $9, an entertainment fee that is greater than Netflix's monthly fee. I just want to know, what kind of special retards these are. They're able to attain some kind of steady income and credit for a credit card but they were too stupid to notice that the same question had been asked and answered 5 minutes ago in the same stream. They're too simple to try to google 'why can't I see a join button youtube' or click around onto her page, or click through previous livestreams to see comments for this information.

The stupidest mindfuckery is the dumb shit members who paid the $9 for absolutely nothing and then pay super chats on top of that, because they realized Big Al was only acknowledging super chats. So they send extra money to ask "Can you say hi to my retard sister named Retard Dumbshit? I love you!" or "What's the mouthbreathing lobotomized thumb butler's favorite color?" Who the fuck are these retards? These are the kinds of questions very young children would ask, and even if they had gained access to a credit card by taking their parents', it still doesn't make sense to me because I can't imagine a child age 5-7 would have enough understanding of an online payment system to successfully complete it

The group I can understand conceptually of course, are the haters, though at this point I'm not really seeing the worth of paying $9 to bring up the time she lied about being raped by and misgendered Casey. Especially since she has an endless stream of superchats, of which there are so many, she can pick and choose which ones to answer for at least an hour. There are even extra superchats of "You missed my superchat" so she can say "Oh no I did Im sorry" .. ffs.

I've been growing a bit more irritated by the superchats even though it's about 9 negative for every retard 1 positive "Don't let the hate fold your fats let the sun shine Im a retard" because I don't understand how they don't realize that if no one sent a superchat, she'd be forced to read the chat questions. I have confidence in the haters' intelligence, as in there isn't a complete absence of it like with her tardbabies. So I'm a bit surprised by now they keep sending money to ask superchat questions that if they don't, surely one of the paid haters would in the chat. Asking about Becky's wipe comment is an obvious one, so I was surprised at all the superchats about it, rather than trusting her chat to bring it up. In relative terms though, I do appreciate that at least I can make sense of blind hatred causing this behavior. I will never understand the retards asking how to join

I used to think that Foodie doodie's VIBs were the retard supremes but it's actually Hamber's scream tweens. At least with the VIBs I can understand there's a demented purpose to their financial support. They're all sick in one way or another, either watching with perverted pleasure as she descends into madness, a couple hoping for a happy snuff ending, and they've at least got enough higher capability to amuse themselves with their own conversations and form strange little social attachments to one another. Even the troll VIBs lurking quietly I can't knock because it's $5 for about 15 hours of streaming almost every single day vs. Hamber's 1-2 hours a month for double that amount

I think the MOTI part about Hamber's scream retards is the lack of purpose or any kind of sense. Just like @mythical mother mentioned, there is a malicious intent behind Chinny's actions while Ham's is just the sequence of an idiot. Their paypigs are a reflection of them. But Ham's tardbaby paypigs are on a different level, like sitting facing the corner and eating pieces of paper for hours kind of idiot nonsense
I understand. Fat and retarded.
 
What a pile of wank - so she only responds to non members because they are throwing sheckles at her to ask how they can join so they can ask her questions and be ignored?

The members in the chats also send superchats. They're just paying extra to be ignored a lot of the time.

In the Uk so probably about midnight here - Don't know why am even bothering but I can't help myself
Someone has to witness the hellscape in order to warn the world away from it.
 
So because the Bidet review channels are extremely creepy to me. (Face in soy boy position or right next to the toilet)
I looked for weight limit on toilets.
This paragraph caught my eye.
"In general, the average American man weighs around 196 pounds. The average American woman weighs around 166 pounds. Even severely obese or Bariatric weight range people rarely exceed 400 or 450 pounds. So even the 500 pound wall mounted toilet weight limit is adequate for average household. Therefore, standard toilet weight limit of 1000 pounds is more than adequate for any eventuality you might face (Those are the floor ones)."
So the toilet is safe....for now.
 
I'm sure someone has brought this up in the past, but with confirmation from Necky, herself about wiping ALR, couldn't this hambeast purchased a toilet seat bidet and spare herself the awkward embarrassment of having someone else wipe your ass for you? Has hamber ever talked about a bidet opshun before or is that just not kawaii enough for her?
She's likely too dumb and lazy to even look into the option of having an ass-wash toilet installed. Even if she did, she's also likely too fat to use it. The sheer width of her shelf ass would likely eclipse the control panel which is usually set just to the side of the seat. She'd literally have to stand up to press a button and at that point the seat is deactivated. Also she'd just break it because ass-wash toilet seats are typically made of plastic and, again, too FAT.
 
On the subject of Wifey, my vote is that she's up to no good rather than just being a retard who actually wants to live with Al.

However, I hope she's a huge retard who is also up to no good, because then it's more likely to blow up in her face, which would be funnier than just Al getting used or grifted. This Kentucky lesbian dumbass saga needs an Isabella Janke mastermind.
 
So because the Bidet review channels are extremely creepy to me. (Face in soy boy position or right next to the toilet)
I looked for weight limit on toilets.
This paragraph caught my eye.
"In general, the average American man weighs around 196 pounds. The average American woman weighs around 166 pounds. Even severely obese or Bariatric weight range people rarely exceed 400 or 450 pounds. So even the 500 pound wall mounted toilet weight limit is adequate for average household. Therefore, standard toilet weight limit of 1000 pounds is more than adequate for any eventuality you might face (Those are the floor ones)."
So the toilet is safe....for now.
Did you find anything on toilet mounted pressure washers? There is no way a mere bidet can get to big Al's "areas". She could also use some pressure washing to shower, because she is big enough to belong in a car wash
 
Did you find anything on toilet mounted pressure washers? There is no way a mere bidet can get to big Al's "areas". She could also use some pressure washing to shower, because she is big enough to belong in a car wash
Strongest PSI I ran into is 106
For comparison a water hose can go up to: "Most commercially available hoses have a garden hose PSI rating. PSI refers to pounds per square inch, and this determines the speed at which water is passed through the hose. The average pressure from a home water faucet is about 40 to 60 PSI, but it can be as high as 80 PSI."
This is is about as autistic/ derailing as I will get.
 
Necky's vloggin!
“Amberlynn still cares about me” is the biggest load of bs. Necky knows throughout that relationship it was nothing but gaslighting and manipulation. Becky isn’t a martyr herself, but compared to Amber shes better. Its sad seeing still after the relationship ends she’s managed to muster up the ability to say they’re on good terms when they’re far from it.
 
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