Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Also, in that last video, the one about mediation versus mitigation, where he's drawing in his notebook, cuz he can't do his usual autistic screaming display around his roommate the TV fan?

His hands are shaking something fierce.

In the piece he wrote for the 'it gets better' project, he talked about this sort of palsy being a side effect of some of the medication. Looks to be really bad now...

My thought was is it the side effect of the medication or the side effect of coming OFF the medication? We know Lucas never stays on his meds for long before he thinks he is a ok and doesn’t need them anymore.

Elicit, not illicit.

LOL. We got a provocation for 4 new chimp out videos now.

Wondering how long until we get another catfish saga or something similar. It seems that wern is a high low guy like Chris chan was long periods of general content not really interesting but not so boring people tune off with highs of weird adventures documented by the internet.

I'm ok with any direction this goes in but it seems we are building up on something interesting soon. The cards shall show the way wern

If you have some grand plan all drawn up, please don’t. Lucas provides ample milk with no prodding. In fact, trolling Lucas never ends up being as funny as the shit he does all on his own.

 

[Wernology]

I wonder if Lucas is having the same fantasy about @Fatal Walter ...

I thought his true purpose in life was to impregnate a teenager, but I guess I was wrong.

Edit: Nearly forgot this gem!

"All you do is go up to a Zoomer bae and go, "There she is. The love of my life," and she'll say something positive as reassurance that you're willing to be brave and then you go, "Hi, I'm______." You're going to naturally go for the handshake, but these are queens, so it'll be a coutisan kissing of the knucks and then you say, "My, what a wonderful day we're having that can only be followed by 2 snow cones in the park." At first she's gonna puss out and you do from there is go, "It's really no trouble at all and I would enjoy the company." It's really just the creation of a positive feedback loop to where you're the emperor on your first outing with the soon to be empress of the all encompassing fief."

I wonder how that's working out for him and how many snow cones with hot chicks he's had this summer.

 

[HaloHero65]

If you have some grand plan all drawn up, please don’t. Lucas provides ample milk with no prodding. In fact, trolling Lucas never ends up being as funny as the shit he does all on his own.

don't have any sort of plans drawn up as I can't draw. I'm not into prodding the lolcow but I just think it's a matter of time as people filter from Chris especially but other inactive cows someone will cat fish him or do a little trolling.


Lucas Is easy fish for the same type of people who played Chris and there's going to be people filtering down from the cold posts about him into fresher territory

If you are one of those people just don't, you can be committing a crime yourself if something happens to him or you might just fail and get doxxed Lucas is funny enough without helping.

 

[mothman96]

He posted this video at 12 am. The facility's restroom?
Starting at the 1:30 mark:
He likes the pills he's taking now - Abilify and Depakote. They are helping him without getting rid of his creativity.
Where he is living now:
The food is great but they don't serve enough of it.
$744 a month, fully staffed
Co-ed, like dorm living at a college
He likes this place because it's staffed, well organized and has 6 cupboards full of board games.
His mind isn't racing but is full of ideas.

At the 8:05 mark he starts talking about his "microbiology" class. The Freak is trying to pass off the basic biology class he flunked as microbiology.
He quit the class when it got hard. Should have bought a computer. He's thinking of staying out of college for a while.
Hates capitalism because you have to go through these steps in order to get life to be good for you. -- Yea, he wants a good life handed to him.

ETA:
Ha, at approx the 10:56 mark, someone turned off the light and left him in the dark.

ETA2:
He says it's going to cost him $744 a month to live there. The $1400 savings will cover 1 month and be $88 short for the 2nd month which he'll have to cover with his SSI money. After that almost all his SSI check will be going to the facility leaving him about $50. He also pays for his phone service, so how is his monthly check going to cover it all.

 

[ThomasAudley]

"So I was walking around the hood today"

Gangbanger wern is something I'd love to see

Is Lucas paging through a children’s book about medieval Europe!?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He posted this video at 12 am. The facility's restroom?
Starting at the 1:30 mark:
He likes the pills he's taking now - Abilify and Depakote. They are helping him without getting rid of his creativity.
Where he is living now:
The food is great but they don't serve enough of it.
$744 a month, fully staffed
Co-ed, like dorm living at a college
He likes this place because it's staffed, well organized and has 6 cupboards full of board games.
His mind isn't racing but is full of ideas.

At the 8:05 mark he starts talking about his "microbiology" class. The Freak is trying to pass off the basic biology class he flunked as microbiology. He quit the class when it got hard. Should have bought a computer.
Hates capitalism because you have to go through these steps in order to get life to be good for you. -- Yea, he wants a good life handed to him.

Wants it all handed to him and by the same token wants his poverty to be treated as a virtue. I don’t know who his roommates are but the halfway house living situation could be a lifesaver for those people. I hope Lucas doesn’t fuck it up for them we know he will sooner or later pull some stunt like bouncing the staircase. That’s what’s interesting about Lucas it will be his boring musings about sperm, politics and board games for a while and then suddenly some really stupid and crazy scheme that he thinks will work. They’re really going to need a wrangler there on the staff that can handle this.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

He posted this video at 12 am. The facility's restroom?
Starting at the 1:30 mark:
He likes the pills he's taking now - Abilify and Depakote. They are helping him without getting rid of his creativity.
Where he is living now:
The food is great but they don't serve enough of it.
$744 a month, fully staffed
Co-ed, like dorm living at a college
He likes this place because it's staffed, well organized and has 6 cupboards full of board games.
His mind isn't racing but is full of ideas.

At the 8:05 mark he starts talking about his "microbiology" class. The Freak is trying to pass off the basic biology class he flunked as microbiology.
He quit the class when it got hard. Should have bought a computer. He's thinking of staying out of college for a while.
Hates capitalism because you have to go through these steps in order to get life to be good for you. -- Yea, he wants a good life handed to him.

ETA:
Ha, at approx the 10:56 mark, someone turned off the light and left him in the dark.

ETA2:
He says it's going to cost him $744 a month to live there. The $1400 savings will cover 1 month and be $88 short for the 2nd month which he'll have to cover with his SSI money. After that almost all his SSI check will be going to the facility leaving him about $50. He also pays for his phone service, so how is his monthly check going to cover it all.

The best part of this video is where he claims that those that Fuck with Luke have bad luck happen to them. 'Can't spurn The Wern' as he says

 

[mothman96]

Wants it all handed to him and by the same token wants his poverty to be treated as a virtue. I don’t know who his roommates are but the halfway house living situation could be a lifesaver for those people. I hope Lucas doesn’t fuck it up for them we know he will sooner or later pull some stunt like bouncing the staircase. That’s what’s interesting about Lucas it will be his boring musings about sperm, politics and board games for a while and then suddenly something really stupid and crazy that he thinks will work. They’re really going to need a wrangler there on the staff that can handle this.

Once he starts feeling comfortable and secure living in that facility, yea I can see his "true" self emerge. I still don't know whether to believe he is paying that amt. to live there.

The best part of this video is where he claims that those that Fuck with Luke have bad luck happen to them. 'Can't spurn The Wern' as he says

Yea karma. Well karma has been kicking his ass for years and still counting.

 

[Da Dude123]

He posted this video at 12 am. The facility's restroom?
Starting at the 1:30 mark:
He likes the pills he's taking now - Abilify and Depakote. They are helping him without getting rid of his creativity.
Where he is living now:
The food is great but they don't serve enough of it.
$744 a month, fully staffed
Co-ed, like dorm living at a college
He likes this place because it's staffed, well organized and has 6 cupboards full of board games.
His mind isn't racing but is full of ideas.

At the 8:05 mark he starts talking about his "microbiology" class. The Freak is trying to pass off the basic biology class he flunked as microbiology.
He quit the class when it got hard. Should have bought a computer. He's thinking of staying out of college for a while.
Hates capitalism because you have to go through these steps in order to get life to be good for you. -- Yea, he wants a good life handed to him.

ETA:
Ha, at approx the 10:56 mark, someone turned off the light and left him in the dark.

ETA2:
He says it's going to cost him $744 a month to live there. The $1400 savings will cover 1 month and be $88 short for the 2nd month which he'll have to cover with his SSI money. After that almost all his SSI check will be going to the facility leaving him about $50. He also pays for his phone service, so how is his monthly check going to cover it all.

Yeah, financially, this arrangement will not work out. He will not do well with not being able to eat Clinkerdaggers or do anything else. We all know he will not work to make any more money. That is almost the entire tardbux check. I am almost surprised his payee even okayed this. I guess in the short term it works, but long term, no way.

 

[mothman96]

Yeah, financially, this arrangement will not work out. He will not do well with not being able to eat Clinkerdaggers or do anything else. We all know he will not work to make any more money. That is almost the entire tardbux check. I am almost surprised his payee even okayed this. I guess in the short term it works, but long term, no way.

I think he was placed there to monitor his "stability/take his meds likely by Frontier Behavioral Health. Maybe @darkwingosonichugorl has some info about the cost of living in such a facility.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I wonder if Lucas is having the same fantasy about @Fatal Walter ...

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I thought his true purpose in life was to impregnate a teenager, but I guess I was wrong.

Edit: Nearly forgot this gem!

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"All you do is go up to a Zoomer bae and go, "There she is. The love of my life," and she'll say something positive as reassurance that you're willing to be brave and then you go, "Hi, I'm______." You're going to naturally go for the handshake, but these are queens, so it'll be a coutisan kissing of the knucks and then you say, "My, what a wonderful day we're having that can only be followed by 2 snow cones in the park." At first she's gonna puss out and you do from there is go, "It's really no trouble at all and I would enjoy the company." It's really just the creation of a positive feedback loop to where you're the emperor on your first outing with the soon to be empress of the all encompassing fief."

I wonder how that's working out for him and how many snow cones with hot chicks he's had this summer.

Coutisan?

Is he trying to say "courtesan"?

Lucas? That's a prostitute. Doesn't your "My First Book of Medieval History" from the kids' section of the library mention them? What? Oh, you didn't really read it, just looked at the pictures? How galoose. How acerbic. Lucas, you disappoint me.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The Freak is going to piss off his roommate.

FTFY.

Damn, he's already found a reason to bitch about his free housing.

He's OWED good, high-quality free-housing and its YOUR responsibility to give it to him!
This current set up is NOT plenty-good!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Coutisan?

Is he trying to say "courtesan"?

Lucas? That's a prostitute. Doesn't your "My First Book of Medieval History" from the kids' section of the library mention them? What? Oh, you didn't really read it, just looked at the pictures? How galoose. How acerbic. Lucas, you disappoint me.

Think he was going for “courtier” and mixed it with courtesan, and either way it’s fucking ridiculous.

"All you do is go up to a Zoomer bae and go, "There she is. The love of my life," and she'll say something positive

That was your first mistake Lucas. NO GIRL is going to react positively to some rando coming up and saying this. She’s going to ignore him and try to get away, or stare in disbelief, or tell him to fuck off.

But of course Lucas knows this. He sits around describing all these can’t-miss approaches and fantasy scenario, then wimps out and scuttles away from women instead of using them.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Catching up:

So someone DMed him that he didn’t know the term mitigate, so Lucas makes videos on how he does know what some dumb fucking board game concept is, makes 3 videos that demonstrate that he definitely doesn’t know that he didn’t understand, and then starts going into Tableaus and other board game issues.
In those videos we get “I’m not trying to be a narcissist” and “bad boy with a heart of gold” and the joyous milk of his utter insanity where his delusion just takes off and suddenly Evan is talking smack about his gaming?

oh I love it. Almost as much as his walker’s high claims. Or his utter cowardice to turn off a TV. Jesus. Just turn it off. Or are you so terrified of being homeless?

I gotta admit, these hospital stays always release the game board mania. And that is just the suckiest.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

ETA2:
He says it's going to cost him $744 a month to live there. The $1400 savings will cover 1 month and be $88 short for the 2nd month which he'll have to cover with his SSI money. After that almost all his SSI check will be going to the facility leaving him about $50. He also pays for his phone service, so how is his monthly check going to cover it all.

SSI overall is like $900-1000/month and free food with EBT in Washington. Lucas could stretch and make it since he has no other bills. But, that means zero fancy restaurant visits which he's already doing, so he'll be homeless again very soon.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

How long is he going to "look into" veganism before actually doing literally anything about it?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

How long is he going to "look into" veganism before actually doing literally anything about it?

Hey, "looking into" veganism just meant eating entire blocks of almond milk cheese.

Looking into weightlifting, similarly, will mean nothing more than justifying his girth as muscle rather than fat.

Looking into the Safeway job will mean talking as if he's already doing it, just like college. Lucas's desires become his world. He FEELS like a scientist, so he's in college taking microbiology... even though he's not. He FEELS like generation Z would appreciate veganism, so he eats some prepackaged snacks, entire blocks of cheese, in reality giving into his gluttony, but justifies it with this new self-applied label.

Lucas "looking into" things is always fun, because it underlines the difference between reality and the way he would like the world to be, a distinction which he's quite fuzzy on.

Edit:. Also, Lucas's dad said "simplify, simplify, simplify"???? Why do I have difficulty imagining Lucas's grizzled dad quoting Thoreau?

Boy, almost everything Lucas says is to try to buttress the idea that he's a super intelligent scientist. When he talks about board games, he makes it quite obvious that he doesn't understand or appreciate much beyond complexity. Because he sees complexity as being indicative of intelligence, because he presumes that you have to be intelligent to understand something complex. I don't know that this is strictly true, I think understanding something complex is just about practice, it's not actually indicative of intelligence, although I suppose intelligent people can understand complex things more quickly?

But yeah. Lucas's dad wrote Walden, and Lucas is going to build the biggest, most complex board game ever. We'll add this to the list of giant size accomplishments, along with his thesis that's going to be a thousand pages longer than the longest thing ever written.

Lucas? Things don't have to be the biggest ever to have worth. How can you possibly quote "simplify simplify simplify", and not understand the principle of brevity??

 

[mothman96]

SSI overall is like $900-1000/month and free food with EBT in Washington. Lucas could stretch and make it since he has no other bills. But, that means zero fancy restaurant visits which he's already doing, so he'll be homeless again very soon.

2021 SSI for Lucas is $794 a month. The facility he is living at provides daily meals (but not enough food to satisfy his gluttony). He has claimed his EBT came up missing and has to get a new one. He also pays for his phone service. If $744 is the amt he's paying, SSI is going to cover the cost of the facility + phone. Like you said, he's not going to have the extra money for restaurants, and of course no money for when he swoops in on a hot Gen Z bae/offers to pay for drinks/take her out for a meal.
Now I'm wondering when he's going to start begging for money to gorge on/buy stuff using something like "send me money or I'll have no place to live".

 

[Da Dude123]

2021 SSI for Lucas is $794 a month. The facility he is living at provides daily meals (but not enough food to satisfy his gluttony). He has claimed his EBT came up missing and has to get a new one. He also pays for his phone service. If $744 is the amt he's paying, SSI is going to cover the cost of the facility + phone. Like you said, he's not going to have the extra money for restaurants, and of course no money for when he swoops in on a hot Gen Z bae/offers to pay for drinks/take her out for a meal.
Now I'm wondering when he's going to start begging for money to gorge on/buy stuff using something like "send me money or I'll have no place to live".

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I am thinking, like most, that he will do something and be kicked out mid month. If he has no other income, this really is not sustainable. If he doesn't get kicked out, he may go back to the streets or maybe he will be a prodigal son at one of the shelters he was banned from.

Spokane people, any idea where Lucas may be? It is something that is staffed and apparently they give meals to the residents. I googled group homes in Spokane but did not get clear results. It seems like places like this do not always have much of an online footprint. I do not think it is affiliated with Pioneer behavior health services. I think it is a group home for the exceptional, but what is it called? And where is it?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

SSI is $794 federal + some from Washington state, which I assume is among the higher states (NY is $87 more) + he can get some extra from heating and a few other things.