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You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off
- Thread starter SadClownMan
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When clear BS is replied to with a tone of "you gotta take the bullshit bro" or "there's no bullshit bro".
Seems "soyboys" really like to do this.
Seems "soyboys" really like to do this.
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I think some form of this may have already been expressed previously ITT, but I want to reiterate it anyway:
When someone (anyone, including family and friends) just seems to lack any comprehension of the concept of personal space. As in, the motherfucker has to be right up on you, almost literally breathing down your neck, when you're trying to do something. Especially when you know they're doing it because they're being impatient about waiting to occupy or pass through the place where you're currently blocking them off from.
Nigger, you're just giving me less room to work with. And don't have a fit when I accidentally bump you while doing whatever the fuck it is I'm doing. No, I'm not trying to intentionally or maliciously hit you just because you're way too damn close to me, but consider that if you weren't so damn close, this wouldn't be a fucking problem in the first place, you stupid shit.
Tangentially related: When someone automatically assumes that you think the worst about them and, thus, always have some intent to attack them even when asking them basic questions or expressing doubt on statements on their part. And then, in the ensuing argument that inevitably takes place because they are prone to such disproportionate defensiveness, they have to ask why you always have to get into arguments with them and why every social interaction has to turn unpleasant.
I fucking wonder why. Especially when ignoring their ass and walking away just causes them to tune up either way.
When someone (anyone, including family and friends) just seems to lack any comprehension of the concept of personal space. As in, the motherfucker has to be right up on you, almost literally breathing down your neck, when you're trying to do something. Especially when you know they're doing it because they're being impatient about waiting to occupy or pass through the place where you're currently blocking them off from.
Nigger, you're just giving me less room to work with. And don't have a fit when I accidentally bump you while doing whatever the fuck it is I'm doing. No, I'm not trying to intentionally or maliciously hit you just because you're way too damn close to me, but consider that if you weren't so damn close, this wouldn't be a fucking problem in the first place, you stupid shit.
Tangentially related: When someone automatically assumes that you think the worst about them and, thus, always have some intent to attack them even when asking them basic questions or expressing doubt on statements on their part. And then, in the ensuing argument that inevitably takes place because they are prone to such disproportionate defensiveness, they have to ask why you always have to get into arguments with them and why every social interaction has to turn unpleasant.
I fucking wonder why. Especially when ignoring their ass and walking away just causes them to tune up either way.
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Soggy burgers. Eating it with a fork takes all the fun out of ordering one.
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This is sort of the opposite with me. Family and friends are the people who are allowed to invade my personal space. I may be annoyed by it in the moment, but am generally happy to have people who can do that. Outside of that group, though, get the FUCK out of my face.
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If it's affectionate or otherwise neutral, sure.
When you're trying to fucking do something and they have to hover right over you, then that's irritating. Like having an extra set of hands reaching in while you're attempting to work with something.
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Being a pall bearer. Again. I'd almost rather be in the coffin than carrying it at this point.
Fuck you, world.
Fuck you, world.
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When people say they either love or hate everyone. In reality, you'll feel a mix of both love and hate for different reasons, for all kinds of people. You'll even feel indifference sometimes. For some reason, it feels like most people assume they must be absolute with their feelings.
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People who drive the speed limit.
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I love to hate you.
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The soyboy/soybeard meme ruined it.
Cleanshaven or 5 o'clock shadow/stubble is where it's at.
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pedestrians on cycle lane
JUST FUCK OFF FROM THERE YOU FUCKING CUNT.
I am at the point that I prefer to share the road with cars and other dangerous shit than sharing the cycle lane with fucking pedestrians.
JUST FUCK OFF FROM THERE YOU FUCKING CUNT.
I am at the point that I prefer to share the road with cars and other dangerous shit than sharing the cycle lane with fucking pedestrians.
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God, that is the most obnoxious looking face somebody could make. Why do people make this face unironically?
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People during lectures who add useless information not related to the lecture and act like it's important.
For example, in a lecture about Greek and Roman mythology, while the lecturer was discussing architecture featuring mythology, some dangerhair SJW thought it was okay to mention that "when 19th century archeologists found pottery with probably colored or Muslim figures, they'd wash it because they were racist and wanted them to look white."
Seriously, if it's not related to the topic, don't bring it up. It just wastes everyone's time.
(also there were a lot of dangerhairs at that lecture)
For example, in a lecture about Greek and Roman mythology, while the lecturer was discussing architecture featuring mythology, some dangerhair SJW thought it was okay to mention that "when 19th century archeologists found pottery with probably colored or Muslim figures, they'd wash it because they were racist and wanted them to look white."
Seriously, if it's not related to the topic, don't bring it up. It just wastes everyone's time.
(also there were a lot of dangerhairs at that lecture)
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Cheerful Chimps: Are Animals Really Happy When They Smile?
A smiling face might not signal what we think, if there’s anything to be learned from other primates.
Showing subservience to dominant males. It's their natural reaction.
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When the hotel bed is a few inches shorter than you are, and no matter how much you adjust, your feet are going to be numb in the morning anyway.
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Call centers that outsource to other countries or use mainly immigrants with poor English skills.
My 3G phone has to be upgraded and I can't understand anyone I talk to at AT&T. Are you allowed to request a native English speaker? Or would I end up the subject of an angry blog entry by a blue checkmark looking for extra #wokepoints?
Thanks to AT&T's "diverting your calls to customer service until you upgrade" idiocy I was left with no way to get a fucking cab from the ER at midnight. I live in a bad neighborhood. The guard had to call for me. I complained the next day and let them know that someone could have died because they couldn't get a call through to get help. It's enough to make me want to get a different provider. I have until February. I don't care about your promotions. Let me upgrade at my own pace.
Anyway, this guy I could barely understand. His accent was so thick I had to keep asking him to repeat himself. I dread every time I need customer service for anything because I cannot understand about 80% of the people who pick up the phone on the other end.
My 3G phone has to be upgraded and I can't understand anyone I talk to at AT&T. Are you allowed to request a native English speaker? Or would I end up the subject of an angry blog entry by a blue checkmark looking for extra #wokepoints?
Thanks to AT&T's "diverting your calls to customer service until you upgrade" idiocy I was left with no way to get a fucking cab from the ER at midnight. I live in a bad neighborhood. The guard had to call for me. I complained the next day and let them know that someone could have died because they couldn't get a call through to get help. It's enough to make me want to get a different provider. I have until February. I don't care about your promotions. Let me upgrade at my own pace.
Anyway, this guy I could barely understand. His accent was so thick I had to keep asking him to repeat himself. I dread every time I need customer service for anything because I cannot understand about 80% of the people who pick up the phone on the other end.
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