Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[StraightShooter2]

It appears a journalist at the Sunderland Echo neglected to do their research. In a 2020 article titled Sunderland schoolteacher becomes YouTube star with healthy eating videos as part of a Jamie Oliver campaign (archive), Jack is erroneously credited with being a chef in Jamie Oliver’s Jamie Oliver Cookery School.

The article also claims that a Jo Tissington is taking over the Cook [sic] With Jack series and has renamed it Cook With Jo.

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Maybe his food is actually healthy, since if you eat it enough, you'll vomit so much you become bulimic and lose weight.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

so how long before Jr. makes a demonbaby and names it Jack Scalfani III? Will my children have a Scalfani dynasty lolcow to mock too? It's really great that Jr is upping his game because I don't know how much longer Sr is going to be kicking.

Probably a while since Jr seems more focused on rapping and creeping on younger boys.

 

[rubytintedchix]

You mean they couldn't have just edited that part out?

It was a live video. To edit it, you have to pull the entire video down, edit it, and put it back up.

Edit: It was the CA address, not TN.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

It was a live video. To edit it, you have to pull the entire video down, edit it, and put it back up.

Edit: It was the CA address, not TN.

You've just spared the nice people who are likely still cleaning up mold in Jack's old house from having grills dumped on their yard and people driving by shouting, "We see you piggy!"

Good on you!

 

[Pig Cups]

Noticeable absence of soy face. Maybe our criticisms of it got under his skin.

 

[James done did it]

What sub 1,000 calorie meal do you think he's enjoying there?

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

What sub 1,000 calorie meal do you think he's enjoying there?

A saltine cracker?

 

[Formerly Trucks]

What sub 1,000 calorie meal do you think he's enjoying there?

The menu?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Probably a while since Jr seems more focused on raping and creeping on younger boys.

By removing one letter I have given us all a preview of what we are going to be discussing in the future.

 

[Skeletor]

I think that’s literally the only Jack selfie I’ve seen without the soy face. He looks like he has no idea what kind of expression he’s supposed to make.

 

[JackIsBlack]

He looks like he’s dead inside. Even with the trademark soyface it’s like masking the tears of a clown.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

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Noticeable absence of soy face. Maybe our criticisms of it got under his skin.

What I see

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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Noticeable absence of soy face. Maybe our criticisms of it got under his skin.

Fetal alcohol syndrome

 

[captkrisma]

so how long before Jr. makes a demonbaby and names it Jack Scalfani III? Will my children have a Scalfani dynasty lolcow to mock too? It's really great that Jr is upping his game because I don't know how much longer Sr is going to

We all know gay men can't produce babies. Try as they might, it is just not possible.

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Noticeable absence of soy face. Maybe our criticisms of it got under his skin.

That's around the same time that Jack privatized (or deleted) his fantasy football league. Deleted so many teams. He just quit like the coward he is instead of playing and owning the haters.

Anyways, Bolton's is a hot fish and chicken restaurant. The only three sides Jack can reasonably have are cole slaw, greens, and corn. Everything else wouldn't necessarily be keto-friendly. Most soul food isn't keto-friendly.

 

[Compositesludge]

What sub 1,000 calorie meal do you think he's enjoying there?

I'm going to deviate a little from the norm and try to answer this question seriously! Assuming that this is the correct menu, I think I'd play it safe and go for the Grilled Chicken Salad, but double-check to make sure that they're at least using a vinaigrette dressing of some kind and not adding crumbled bacon bits or some shit. Get that with a side of beans if I'm feeling particularly peckish and that might be the best I could do.

It's occurring to me as I do this that it could be super helpful to have little travelogues/guides of eating as healthily as possible in places that aren't really known for it. Something for us sad, unhealthy jerks who still want to live a little on occasion. Jack might not do that, but at least watching him shows us what not to do!

 

[Super Hans]

PC&TLM played a clip of fat Jack doing an absolutely stupid "taste test" on some corporate chain pizzas; Pizza Hut, Papa John's and Costco. Unfortunately, Jack being the video editing guru he is, forgot to redact his address on the pizza delivery label which was slapped on one of the boxes, essentially self-doxing. Following the revelation of his address on video, TLM stated that they will not publish the stream for the sake of the PCLM channel. The "Taste Test" video was nothing more than Jack scraping off toppings and complaining about how there's NO CHEESE NO CHEESE on the pizzas while they all looked perfectly fine.

You can see the video here:

For all his bitching, you know he downed all three of the pizzas that day, including the Costco one. And I still don't get why he's so money conscious and not getting extra cheese, which is offered because of fat cocksuckers like Jack, despite 99.#% of the household income being Tammy's. It's like he'd rather be miserable and piss and moan instead of satisfied.

 

[ZipDisk]

I thought PCLM already did the pizza scrape video? He scoops all the toppings off and complains about too much bread, not enough meat. He takes a
"This is how they fuck you" tone, but he's just a double portions gorger.
I think he also then eats all the toppings out of a measuring cup, which made me hurk.

 

[Aaway]

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Noticeable absence of soy face. Maybe our criticisms of it got under his skin.

reminds me of this pic from last year where he looks like a pumpkin (and like he's about to cry)

 

[stets]

You can see the video here:

Fuck you, Jack. Bald faggot.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

reminds me of this pic from last year where he looks like a pumpkin (and like he's about to cry)

Damn he looks so miserable in this image. A big knife in hand and eyes on the brink of watering. Pshhh.