Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

Nice purse Ethan...did your husband buy it for you???
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Someone paid $85 for him to stuff his gunt with this horrible looking steak. No garnish, seriously? $85?
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@Null hope you had a good pizza day in Siberia.
Those fucking specks of meat or cheese makes it look like mold, yuck.
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That is the shittiest fucking expensive steak I've ever seen. Not just no garnishes, there's no even a single side? What sort of plating is that from an expensive eatery? I guess its not a big loss anyways, because a good steak would be wasted on Ralph. Probably would coat it in ketchup before devouring it, bone and all.

The pizza legitimately looks straight out of a late 90's chuck e cheese dumpster. There's so many actually good things to eat in Vegas and this hog gets chicken sandwiches and greasy pizza to stain his overpriced faggot murse.
 
Ok regarding that fucking steak: if you are paying 85$ for a single person's meal, it better include wine and it better be at a Michelin Star restaurant.

Not trying to be snobby, I'm definitely not someone who's very particular about food, but I do think value is important. If you want to wear a collared shirt and drop a Benjamin on a meal, go for it, but it should be a night to remember.

That steak, plating, and venue literally looks like a buffet that the old ladies playing slots eat at for free after being comped a meal. It literally looks like a plastic plate he walked up to the steak part of the buffet and got his meat plopped down on it by the guy behind the counter. At no point did it occur up me that that was supposed to be a fancy meal until I saw the price.

That venue is a tourist trap. It doesn't have a star. I'm sure the food is fine but that is $85 is unacceptable. If Ralph remembers that meal it's only because we are making fun of him for it


On the other hand: that Louis Vuitton man purse is fucking cringe. You know what you can spend $1000 on? How about a real wedding ring, or a wedding dress for your pregnant fiancé? How about anything besides an Italian fanny pack? Stupid faggot lol
 
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